The Three Remaining Candidates....If They Were Superheros

[THUNDER HANDS]

Superhero name: Hillfire.
Real name: Hillary Clinton.
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 130
Power: Ability to generate heat anywhere at any time.



Superhero name: McLame.
Real name: John McCain.
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 170
Power: Ability to slime and sling mud.



Superhero name: Obamaman.
Real name: Barack Obama.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 150
Power: Ability to mezmerize audience with speech and defelct any attack with charisma shield.

[sniffa]

1. Did you make those?

I want to make some. The Killer Huckabee, for starters.

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. yeah..

go to this site..

http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine/classic.asp

and click on superhero in the panel, and then blaster.

Then just print your screen and open it in MSPaint

[sniffa]

5. Thanks

I'm fooling around with it now. :bounce:

[Hepburn]

3. Very cool....a K&R for you!

BTW: McInsane is only 5'8" tall? I did not know that.

[terrya]

4. I'm not going to "flame" you for Hillfire

I kind of like these. :-)

[burythehatchet]

6. I kind of like the candidates as operating systems

Obama - Mac Panther
Clinton - Windows '93
McCain - DOS 1.0

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. some more

Superhero name: Clulk
Real name: Bill Clinton
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210
Power: Ability to smash without the ability to stop.



Superhero name: Mitbot
Real name: Mitt Romney
Height: 6'
Weight: 170
Power: Ability to robotically be all things to all people.

[sniffa]

8. The Huck Monster

Superhero name: The Huck Monster.
Real name: Mike Huckabee.
Alias: Gomer Pyle
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 295
Power: Lulls his prey into a sense of naive safety with music and bad jokes, before using his faithful fists of fire.
Allies: McLame (First appearance together, Series 2, Issue 16).

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. more

Superhero name: Hammer
Real name: John Edwards
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 150
Power: Ability to fly above the field and dissolve lies with this truth hammer.


Superhero name: Glass Rudy and 911 the bat
Real name: Rudy Guliani
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 140
Power: Ability to be broken easily, even with help from 911.

[sniffa]

10. Nice

You've given a nice distraction today.

[sniffa]

11. Stormfront

Superhero name: Stormfront.
Real name: Ron Paul.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 120
Power: No actual super powers, but has a utility belt, and drives a souped up blimp.

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. LOL

love the color pattern.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

13. Mittens

Superhero name: Mittens.
Real name: Mitt Romney.
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 1180
Power: Able to change spots no matter the environment; steely eyed glare vision.
Weapon: Varmint guns.
Transportation: Roller blades.

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. I made a couple of DU-centric one's....

Bad Guys:


Good guys:

[THUNDER HANDS]

15. kick

because this has nothing to do with plagerism.

[sniffa]

16. Thank you for bringing me this huge time waster

:D



Superhero name: Turd Blossom.
Real name: Karl Rove.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 350
Power: His sheer girth, and the constant lubrication of his body give him the advantage in most battles as he attacks his opponents' strengths relentlessly.