Cult minutes- Monday, Febuary 18th.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2:00 A.M. Coven convenes.

2:01 Pledge not said.

2:02 Kittens gutted.

2:05 Von Juntz dismisses charges that key portions were plagiarized from his work "Unausbaracklichen Kulten," by Olias Wormius for his translation of "The Obamanomicon." Olias Wormius had been given permission. Furthermore, Von Juntz states that both passages were given to them by Who-Shall-Be-Not-Named, He- (Hastur).

2:15 Abdul Al-Hazred reiterates that despite his arabic sounding name, he is most definitely NOT a muslim.

2:20 Baby penguins shot.

2:30 Coffee break.

2:40 A large, unintelligble Cimmearrean was found sneaking into the coven. Intentions unknown. If it were not for the ill fitting robe, he may have gone unnoticed by security. He was dispatched post haste.

2:45 C.F.O. Prah comments on fortunate acquisition of the World Media from the Intn. Jew Consp. Inc. Many of the nation's younglings are already brainwashed.

2:50 Cimmerean hung by neck until dead.

2:55 The Mother of Yug and Neb states that for the first time in many strange aeons, she is proud of R'hyleh. Certain Deep One nationalists feign outrage.

3:05 Superdelegates projected to choose the Traveller in the form of a large and moving tor. Many slubs and zuuls will know what it is like to be roasted in the belly of Wisconsin tuesday, I can tell you.

3:10 Ia! Ia! Obama fhtagn! mglw'nafhyes wecan'nagl fhtagn! Ia Ia!

3:15 Cometary rapture dress code finalized- black hoodies, purple pants, white tennis shoes. Testicles remain optional.

3:25 Collection plate passed for purchase of new baby animals.

3:30 Coven adjourned.

[XemaSab]

1. No eating of the flesh of unbaptized babies?

:shrug:

Man, the cult's really lost a lot of what made it meaningful.

It's like Vatican II, I just don't recognize it any more. x(

[alteredstate]

2. You're a sick puppy.

:yoiks:

[AlCzervik]

3. the coffee break is only 10 minutes? if i bring doughnuts can you up that to 15?

[blogslut]

4. All hail the Traveller!

heehee. Great work. The Ghostbusters reference was especially fun.

[KittyWampus]

5. thinly veiled Lovecraftianism. Plagarist!

[TZ]

6. LMFAO!

Off to the greatest page with you!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JeffR]

7. 8:01 P.M.

Post is bookmarked for a DUzy Award.

[Yael]

8. Okay, I didn't understand half of that -- but thanks for the report

I was in meetings all afternoon and missed it.

[sniffa]

9. Just so all the newbies know

The coffee break is not for coffee, but the Hope Flavored Kool-Aid. That is all.

[AtomicKitten]

10. I salute you!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. kick