Guess: What Will Tomorrow's "Obama Outrage" Be?

[MannyGoldstein]

Back in the old days, the Duplicitous Duo and their minions launched an "Obama Outrage" every week or so. "Obama wanted to be President while still in kindergarten!" "Obama is black like Jesse Jackson!" And other lovely bon mots.

As part of their recent swich to a "flail about like pit bulls on speed" strategy, the Clinton campaign has switched gears and is now launching a new Obama Outrage every day. Yesterday was the made-up-from-whole-cloth "Obama lied about campaign finance!". Today was the dubious "Obama is a plagiarist!", which gets extra pathetic points for blowing up in their faces - turns out that Hill has been rampently plagiarizing, far worse than anything Obama might have done.

Any thoughts on what tomorrow's Obama Outrage will be? First person to guess correctly before midnight will win a pint of Ben & Jerry's (Ben & Jerry endorsed Obama today).

[mrreowwr_kittty]

1. Michelle Obama Hates America!

I like Phish Food. ;)

[MannyGoldstein]

3. Hmmm.... Will She Also Love The Terrorists? [nt]

[scheming daemons]

2. Texas Delegate Apportioning Setup is UNFAIR!

...

[WolverineDG]

4. They've been working on that all weekend

I've got a post in my journal you can point folks to if they start whining about it.

dg

[Johnny__Motown]

5. I can't even imagine what the Clintons may come up with next, maybe he is pro-obesity (B&J endorsed)

If I win I want Chunky Monkey Please.

[davidinalameda]

6. Michelle is a vampire

did anyone else notice that her teeth look a bit strange in her speech today in Wisconsin?

[CoffeeCat]

11. I noticed that she only gives speeches at night...

...and I've never seen her order garlic pizza.

You may be onto something big.

Just remember, if you're in Illinois--stick to the road. Stay clear of the moors.

(Oh no! I just *plagiarized* from some bad 1980's werewolf movie!)

[davidinalameda]

23. LOL

bravo

[Capt. America]

7. Here is the winner....

Obama's wins don't count because he only wins in open primaries where the Rethugs get to stuff the ballot boxes for him because they are afraid to face her, a "real" Democrat, in the general election.

[stillcool]

8. wow...I haven't had any...

Ben & Jerry's for a while. yum. As for the Clinton's...:crazy:

[milkyway]

9. That noise you hear coming from the Faux Outrage Machine is a death rattle.

Desperate and angry, they are begging for the corporate media to save them by turning something insignificant into this campaign's Dean Scream. But they don't realize it won't work because the media favors Obama. They only savage the candidates they don't like, so that Gore sighing becomes a game changer, but junior sounding like a fucking moron for an entire debate is met with a shrug of the shoulders. Want some wood?

[Imagevision]

10. Quite obviously Billary is attempting to get under Obama's skin so he'll blow-it somehow but his

discipline and knowledge far exceeds hers or/and Bill's...! what we're witnessing is a loser's last attempts period!

[MadBadger]

12. Obama's got A Black Baby!

[Yael]

13. The Manchurian Muslim meme?

From MSNBC Tonight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdgF4C5PjTo

[BeyondGeography]

14. Michelle is not Proud2BAmurkin

[laconicsax]

18. zOMG

:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

19. lol

:evilgrin:

[grantcart]

15. Obama has fathered two black children

[XemaSab]

16. Obama f***ed a sheep!

:o

[DesEtoiles]

17. Obama looked at me funny! wahhhhhh! waaaahhhhhh!

[elixir]

20. Just a Clinton rerun: Ready on day 1, responsibility, experience and honor - HRC.

[DesEtoiles]

21. Barack is a robot. Who eats brains.

[DesEtoiles]

22. Hillary - ready to whine about her enemies on day one.

[knowledgeispwr]

24. Obama has had a long, romantic relationship with a black woman. n/t

[Symarip]

25. Tomorrows Headline's Will Read:

Shocking Discovery! Aides Close To Dustin Hoffman Reveal Barack Obama Wrote Ishtar.

[marlakay]

26. Obama wants us to get fat...

(ben & jerry)

[Exilednight]

27. Texas doesn't count, but Michigan and Florida do!

They never count for Hillary when Obama wins!

[Kittycat]

28. Wisconsin & Hawaii Don't Matter?

Or maybe that will be Wednesday's talking point?

[dave123williams]

29. I don't know, exactly, but the powers that be in this country are good at demonizing black guys.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. Obama tore the tag off his mattress.

I also heard he has some overdue library books, and that he has been known to drink milk right out of the carton. And leave the toilet seat up.

[bigbrother05]

31. Forgot the Blockbuster late fees.

[XemaSab]

32. Now we know:

Obama is DLC/PNAC/BFEE. :crazy:

[DEMocracity]

33. HE'S A WITCH !!!!

He turned me into a newt...
I got better.

[thoughtcrime1984]

34. Defiance over Michelle's comment, obviously

That'll just be for the AM, though. We need to find something that'll stick for the afternoon and evening news cycles.

Howie Wolfson

[RummyTheDummy]

35. I imagine they will go back to their old trusty: "He's a muslim who went to a madrassa"

Oh yeah, it was the repugs who started that one :sarcasm:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

36. Michelle Obama Is Benedict Arnold! nt

[dailykoff]

37. botox