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Mon Feb-18-08 11:30 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: I have it on VERY good authority that one time... |
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Barack HUSSEIN!!! Obama was playing baseball with some friends...and he STOLE second. He STOLE third. In fact...he even stole HOME. Clearly this man is NOT FIT to serve as our president!!!!!
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:30 PM
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1. Don't let the Clinton Campaign get ahold of that. |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:31 PM
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2. It's already set to hit tomorrow's news cycle. |
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THAT'S IT, STICK A FORK IN OBAMA, HE'S DONE!
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:32 PM
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6. And one time he said "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!" |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:31 PM
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3. He's all about sharing with Deval. |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:32 PM
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Have you posted this in LBN? Have you sent it to the MSM?! THE WORLD MUST KNOW!!! :o
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:37 PM
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16. this is earth-shattering, reviekins. I WILL BE THE NEXT LARRY SINCLAIR. |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:41 PM
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23. Dude, I'm riding your coattails to the TOP! |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:51 PM
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33. you can shine my shoes. |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:32 PM
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5. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW! |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:33 PM
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10. DOES KEITH OLKBBERMANNN KNOW ABOUT THIS??? |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:33 PM
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7. I am concerned the Republicans will use this against him! |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:33 PM
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8. I heard that he only did it because someone told him too. |
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It wasn't really his idea, just something he plagiarized from someone else. Some guy he mysteriously refers to as "coach." What's that all about?
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:36 PM
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13. he even said 'hey batter batter SWING batter batter...' |
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clearly ripped off from somewhere.
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:33 PM
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9. I think you need a hug. |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:35 PM
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:36 PM
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12. He masticates in front of his children, too! |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:36 PM
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14. he's often seen in the company of thespians!!! |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:39 PM
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20. He fathered two black children! |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:46 PM
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28. not only that but...he IS black. |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:36 PM
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:35 AM
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:38 PM
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17. Clearly he is a fraud. Strange that you think it's amusing |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:39 PM
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19. I think it is very amusing... |
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that this feeble attack line is the best the dregs can manage. :rofl:
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:40 PM
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21. clearly you and reality parted ways some time ago |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:44 PM
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26. Clearly Obama is a huge fraud |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:09 AM
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back to hilaryis44.org with you!
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:44 PM
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It's one of the top 10 duds on the Clinton hit parade!! Keep 'em coming... Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter batter...sah-wingggggg
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:38 PM
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18. sounds an awful lot like the 30 different emails I have received... |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:51 PM
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:54 PM
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35. I do not like Obama...that is a given |
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But I do attempt to set things straight everytime I hear that garbage.
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:40 PM
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22. Typical from Obamites. The issue is whether the "politics of hope" are just election year gimmicks |
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Not the hysterical straw men Obamites set up whenever upset. The recent revelations basically expose what Obama has been running on, the things that made him different from the seven other Democrats, are a fraud. He is reading a script written by Axlerod like Patrick did. There is no "politics of hope", factionalism will not dissappear, no "unity", "hope and change" is just a slogan.
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:49 PM
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29. The issue is yet another round of attacks... |
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which will change the minds of absolutely NOBODY on DU. Let's see...20 threads on the plagarism story...maybe 5 more will REALLY bring people around. Yet people are so 'concerned' about it. I wonder why that would be? Hmm. This non-story does not matter to me in the least. But it does amuse me to see you guys try so hard.
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:38 AM
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45. Isn't this a political board? What do you expect folks to talk about tonight? |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:42 PM
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24. Stealing home is not a high percentage play. |
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Gotta question his judgment on that one.
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:45 PM
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27. if he's such a great orator why can't he come up with his own material??? |
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:50 PM
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30. you can take a great speech and make it terrible with bad delivery. |
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the point isn't just the words...it's how you deliver them.
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:54 PM
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36. delivery?? what is he, a fucking comic? it's not how you deliver them it's who's got the best plan |
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and has been vetted? who's got the experience. who's met with 85 world leaders? who's been in the politics longer than 2 years at the national level.
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:58 PM
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37. vote for somebody cuz of his delivery, great reason!!!!!!! ever hear of policy??? |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:02 AM
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38. hey, i wasn't saying it was a reason to vote for him. |
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just talking about his speaking abilities. :shrug:
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:06 AM
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39. yeah , you guys are all about policy when it comes to following him, |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:07 AM
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40. nah, we're in it for the kool-aid and the awesome cult robes. |
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Tue Feb-19-08 09:19 AM
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48. Where the hell is my robe? |
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I've been waiting for like a month for mine!
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:51 PM
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32. yeah...this crap about hope, restoring America to the people, |
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trying to get everyone an equal opportunity to share in America's broad wealth and resources...yeah, why is he just running out this old tired crap? Better yet, why don't YOU COME UP WITH SOME ORIGINAL MATERIAL FOR YOUR POSTS & EXHIBIT THAT YOU PERSONALLY HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OF YOUR OWN?
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Mon Feb-18-08 11:52 PM
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34. the funny thing about it is... |
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these are some of the same people who make fun of us as 'cultists' and 'kool aid drinkers'...yet show themselves to have a remarkable ability to display groupthink.
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:19 AM
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44. Hillary stays up late writing her own speeches! |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:09 AM
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41. Not only that! A teammate was calling the guy on the mound a "Belly Itcher" ... |
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Edited on Tue Feb-19-08 12:48 AM by Oregonian
and Obama PLAGIARIZED that chant!! :o
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:16 AM
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43. i've known it all along. |
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everything he says was stolen from someone else.
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:03 AM
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46. I'd play shortstop on his team anytime. n/t |
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