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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 11:55 PM
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You Clinton Supporters Have Resisted Too Long! I'm Bringing Out My Pods for Each of You Tonight.
I have a special little surprise for all of your last hold-outs for Hillary.

You've really resisted too long now.

And we in the Obama Camp have been far too tolerant.

Beginning tonight you might just find a little pod underneath your beds. Don't let it upset you.

It really is for your best. You will go to sleep and when you wake up, it will be a new morning and you will see things differently.

These little pods are all natural and we have grown more than enough now for every Hillary supporter.

Now go to sleep and listen to the soothing lullaby of "Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can!"

This pod is for you...

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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 11:58 PM
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1. NOOOOO!!!
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 12:04 AM
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2. That moment scared the poop out of me.
But then I fell in line.
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 01:24 AM
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3. Like yer tuff enuff to git me.
pffffft.




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Metric System Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 01:28 AM
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4. Protect us maddiejoan!!! Save us from the onslaught of Obamania! n/t
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 01:31 AM
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5. okay!
How'm I doin'?


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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 06:27 PM
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15. Ouch.
Hillary should send her to Texas.
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tandem5 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 01:34 AM
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6. I've tried the Kool-Aid - its actually kinda grapey flavored with a funny aftertaste nt
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 02:09 AM
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7. I'm not reacting
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nonconformist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 02:10 AM
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8. Me, conform? As if. nt
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Maven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 02:12 AM
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9. Oh, the "last holdouts"
All several million of them.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 02:14 AM
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10. Why are you so afraid to let the primaries play out?
Why the rush for immediate capitulation?
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Maven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 02:15 AM
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11. OMG...Cher Guevara!
ROFL
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 02:48 AM
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12. Viva La Revolución Fabulosa!
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 06:28 PM
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16. I will be placing a special pod just for you, MonkeyFunk.
Sleep.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 10:33 AM
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13. Never!!!!!
Death is preferable to abdication!!!

Viva la resistance!!!!!!
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-19-08 10:41 AM
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14. No, no!
I will not fall asleep, I will not fall asleep...
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