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Tue Feb-19-08 12:19 AM
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What I'd Like To Do: A mudbath and sing-along with Hillary, Michelle and Elizabeth |
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People have told me I have a great voice. I've done voiceovers for money. Hell, I can do anything Ashton Smith does. I'm also a stud. Women have told me so. I'm tall, slim and...play guitar and piano.
What DU needs to have is a streaming video of me administering a Northern California Mudbath and subsequent guitar concert to Hillary, Michelle and Elizabeth, heck even Elizabeth Kucinich. The mudbath would be within the hydrotherapy and mini-facial parameters and comments could be made during that time.
The guitar concert would include songs from Stevie Wonder, U2, Celine Deon, U2 and Stevie Wonder.
Bring it on!
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:28 AM
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1. Do they have mud baths in the war zone? |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:33 AM
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2. bwaaahaaahaaahaaa! You beat me to it! |
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I just came over here looking and found this one too!
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:38 AM
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4. I've heard it said--they bathe these strange creatures known as "Hillbots" |
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and the zones are portrayed by ice-breathing ferrets who set the windchill to -2 degrees.
Dammit, Maddy, I was about to go to bed! :rofl:
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:40 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:38 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:42 AM
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Funny stuff you just can't make up.
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Tue Feb-19-08 08:51 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:38 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:50 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 04:15 PM
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52. Whoa! He wasn't kidding! |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:44 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:45 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:56 AM
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20. Careful with that keyboard, now! |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:51 AM
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My side hurts. I'm literally :rofl: at this. :spray: :rofl:
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:55 AM
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18. Just trying to keep you and Maddy from running all over the place for your entertainment. |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:48 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:49 AM
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11. Could you add "Goodbye, Earl" to the playlist? Please? nt |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:50 AM
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12. won't the mud clog up the hillbot? |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:53 AM
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16. It sure clogged up my mechanical litter box! |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:56 AM
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19. what the hell have you been feeding your cat? |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:58 AM
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23. Two cats, dear, two cats! |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:01 AM
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25. you been giving them too much dairy? |
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:52 AM
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15. Is this the second part of the triple feature? |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:10 AM
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Most fun I've had in a while. :popcorn:
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:53 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:57 AM
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are you smoking crack man?
i don't even follow your OP's logic
sleep it off, k?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Feb-19-08 12:57 AM
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22. And here I thought you already shot your wad for the day in GD-P |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:05 AM
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27. It must be a new day at midnight. |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:27 AM
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39. one-handed at that too. |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:30 AM
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41. Well, he has to use one hand to type! |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:00 AM
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24. You sound like this guy. |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:03 AM
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I'll take two of whatever you smoked. :rofl:
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:10 AM
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28. Can Big Dawg come if he brings the ferret? |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:11 AM
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30. There once was a ferret named |
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Clenis. Oh, we must write this now...Subthread time. :evilgrin:
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:19 AM
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34. Who envied a bigger man's penis |
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He made up a bath Full of mud and some wrath And some First Ladies who sang Laments to his unstudly thang
And then he ran out of the brown stuff... Sorry, that's all I can get...
Like I said, it's late and I'm flu-addled. :rofl:
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:27 AM
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38. Oh, we need to bookmark this and work on it. |
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That's really good. :rofl:
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:12 AM
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31. Blaming the ferret was Bush league! |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:12 AM
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32. Goes to show there's precious little wit in the G*dD*amned/Pit. |
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His thread in GD was an utter classic within moments.
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:13 AM
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:23 AM
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35. Can we PLEASE get one more rec on this thread? |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:24 AM
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36. Indeed. This is ART, babee! nt |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:29 AM
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40. Off to the greatest wit' yeh! |
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Keep 'em coming.
Or...not, as the case may be.
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:37 AM
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45. I loves me some late-night id-driven WTFery. |
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Somebody's letting his hair down alright.
His back hair.
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:40 AM
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47. OOH, Manscape time, STAT! |
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Tue Feb-19-08 01:36 AM
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44. I haz flu, must go bed, but: |
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Tue Feb-19-08 07:18 AM
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48. Before the mudbath gets cold... nt |
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Tue Feb-19-08 08:54 AM
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50. Don't you mean BILL, Michelle and Elizabeth? |
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I think you're interested in a mudbath with spouses of candidates, correct?
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Tue Feb-19-08 11:19 AM
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for the hell of it. :kick:
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Wed Feb-20-08 09:17 PM
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54. Kick. So many missed it on the Greatest. |
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Wed Feb-20-08 09:27 PM
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55. You'll be supplying the mud, of course. |
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