I come from the Lounge to warn that if you guys don't chill out . . .

[taterguy]

This duck is gonna start kicking ass and taking names.

Trust me. You don't want that to happen.

Or do you feel lucky punks?

Well, do ya?

[no name no slogan]

1. Don't fuck with the duck

:thumbsup:

[snappyturtle]

2. Love it....thanks for the good laugh! n/t

[Labors of Hercules]

3. DAMN. That is the most FEROCIOUS duck I have ever seen...

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!! :scared:

[FloridaJudy]

115. Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

That'll teach it.

[WinkyDink]

124. And the counting shall be three!

[taterguy]

130. That duck eats Holy Hand Grenades for breakfast

I recommend something with a bit more firepower . . .

[zanne]

4. That's a mean looking duck. nt

[Maven]

5. That is one badass duck.

:scared:

[jkshaw]

6. A great duck, a duck to die for!

[murielm99]

7. Ha! Geese are meaner.

My goose can take your duck.

[Beausoir]

17. Yes they are. A goose bit my little boy in the butt once. At a school fieldtrip.

Chased him down and bit him. Hard. He laughs about it now but it hurt!

[taterguy]

19. You better stay away from him

He'll rip your lungs out Jim

[doni_georgia]

81. I hate them geeses to pieces

I grew up on a lake. We shopped at a local store that you went to by boat. The owner (A Grannie Clampett wannabe) had all these damn geese. Everytime we went, those damn birds bit me on the ass and chased me into the lake. My mom always thought it was hilarious - I tended to disagree.

[GreenPartyVoter]

117. Swans aren't too nice either

[quakerboy]

122. I'll run my Ostrich against yer swan any day

We are playing the "whats the baddest bird" game, right?

[GreenPartyVoter]

125. Do you actually have an ostrich??

[quakerboy]

126. My repub dad likes to hide his head in the sand

does that count? He has kinda scrawny legs...

[GreenPartyVoter]

128. LOL

[alphafemale]

132. Here's a Cwazy Ostrich! Comin to Kick ASS!

[Guava Jelly]

8. Loungers pfft!

Bring on the ducken fuck!

[Perky]

9. That's no duck....that's a chicken disguised as a duck a true DINO if ever there was one.

you ain't fooling nobody chicken.

[Jackpine Radical]

26. A Duck In Name Only...Yeah, that's it!!

[juajen]

10. I love that duck!

Thanks for the time out.

[End Of The Road]

11. I feel sorry for the cute duckie

If it stays here for long, someone will compare it to Karl Rove.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

12. That clearly is racism, sexism, and defeatism. I'm falsely outraged!!!!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

20. is it duckism or goosism?

I could never get that straight

[Viking12]

57. Waterfowlism

Covers all the bases.

[HeraldSquare212]

13. Mmmmm....is his last name l'orange?

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

14. OK OK OK nice duck.

[meow mix]

15. hillary is known for her duck shooting..

shes a hunter, ya know..

[rug]

16. Why is he staring at my crotch?

[Jackpine Radical]

29. You don't wanna find out.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

18. Fair's fowl and fowl's fair, eh?

'We must not make a scare-crow of the law, setting it up to frighten birds of prey, till custom, finding it harmless . . .

[C_U_L8R]

21. Let's nominate Duck

for DU moderator

I mean, WTF

[pleah]

22. Antlers in the trees, by who goosed the moose.

[Bluebear]

23. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[insanity]

24. As a loyal beaver:

FUCK THE DUCKS

if you don't know the reference -1 for your life score.

[taterguy]

Are you saying that Oregon State grads have carnal relations with ducks?

[insanity]

33. It's more metaphorical:

OSU grads make UO grads look like quacks.

But don't get my pro-beaver leanings mixed up with my chosen candidate

AND if we did have carnal relations with ducks, then I know a UO grad will be there to film it.

[taterguy]

58. Fucking beavers . . .

[Catherine Vincent]

25. That duck looks mean!

:scared:

[Hepburn]

27. QUACK...QUACK....QUACK....

...QUACK....I speak duck....:hi:

[rndmprsn]

28. let me be rec #5

for chilling out

[DarkTirade]

30. ... oh shit.

:scared:

[Vinca]

31. I love the duck. It reminded me of a vacation in Canada

when a gray goose chased my husband and I down a beach.:rofl:

[Captain Hilts]

40. To see Canada geese in huge numbers come to Washington DC. Boy, are the gulls pissed. nt

[yardwork]

32. I sense that a duck gap is developing between GD-P and the Lounge.

[Auntie Bush]

34. That's a duck that was goosed.

It's duse.

[backscatter712]

35. Let's add the sleeping badgers from the Toyota commercial.

If you wake them up, they'll gnaw your face off...

[XemaSab]

36. That's a goose.

Moran. :eyes:


































:P

[yardwork]

38. No wonder it looks so scary.

[taterguy]

42. Willing suspension of disbelief

I learned about that in high school English.

Sure, it's probably a goose.

But the goal here was comedy gold, not to engage in some ornithological debate.

Studies have shown that "duck" is a much funnier word than "goose."

[XemaSab]

45. Until I pinch your ass and startle the shit out of you.

:D

[taterguy]

48. There's only one DUer that's allowed to pinch my ass

And you ain't her

[XemaSab]

50. LOL

:D

[Barack_America]

52. I'm pretty sure it's a female mallard duck.

:shrug:

I like ducks.

[XemaSab]

54. Nope.

It's a goose.

[Barack_America]

56. Well I'll be. I think you're right.

I don't know that I've seen that type of goose before. Looks a lot like a mallard.

Thanks for correcting me!

[okasha]

53. A graylag goose, to be exact.

:toast:

[XemaSab]

55. Exactly

Probably domesticated. :toast:

[taterguy]

62. You GD P types know everything

The next time I need a question answered I know where I'm gonna ask it

[SeattleGirl]

37. Wow! I didn't know Skittles was a duck!

:wow:

[Captain Hilts]

39. Wow. That duck means business! nt

[Captain Hilts]

41. If this doesn't work, it might be time for a 'kittens' thread in GD-P. nt

[BeyondGeography]

43. What a canard

Back to the Lounge, you!

[taterguy]

44. You and what army?

[Arugula Latte]

46. DUCK!

No, seriously, DUCK!

That space junk is gonna hit us any day now ...

[TheDonkey]

47. Go back to the lounge

:) ;)

[Barack_America]

49. I admire that you selected a female duck.

I agree. Girls can kick ass!

[Jamastiene]

51. Long as you don't trot out the ferret.

:evilgrin:

Lounge Lizard here. Gotchya back if ya need it. :P

[bridgit]

59. As a bona fide lounge member *of* the lounge allow me to merely inform you to: BLOW ME!!

[taterguy]

74. You'd like that wouldn't you?

All you Lounge types are a bunch of pervs

[Jamastiene]

108. Freeper, you misspelled pevs.

:sarcasm:

I kid.
:rofl:

[taterguy]

110. Go have some yogurt and take a cold shower

Just because I refuse to engage in trendy inside jokes doesn't mean that I'm a freeper

[Jamastiene]

112. A cold shower?

Oooh, sexy. Sounds fun to me. I've done it before and actually liked it. I might just go do that. That's just cause I'm such a pev. :P

[taterguy]

118. Next time bring a camera with you when you shower

I've heard a rumor that some perverts enjoy watching women take showers

Just a rumor though

[Emit]

60. I know that duck

I've seen him strapped up to a board with duct tape (or was that duck tape?) and he ain't a happy camper now.

[taterguy]

61. That was an impostor

This duck gets strapped for no one.

[KitchenWitch]

63. OH NOES!!!!111 Not the DUCK!!!!111

[taterguy]

75. I hate to tell you this but she's forming a posse

[LynneSin]

64. Dood, why u gota b so mean?....

[taterguy]

65. Because I was born under a bad sign . . .

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

66. Alert.

[taterguy]

69. Dude, read the rules . . .

Do not say that you are hitting the alert link to report another member

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

70. I'm not alerting.

It was (failed) humor.

[taterguy]

71. Maybe some people got it

Sometimes I'm a bit slow on the uptake

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

72. And sometimes(?) I'm just plain not funny.

:toast:

[RuleOfNah]

91. I got it.

And I thought your response was feigned sarcasm. And now I am replying, without addressing the duck/goose issue (pick one already, let's go WIN THIS THING), which is against the rules (which is such digressionism), so I might get alerted on for posting about getting it.

[taterguy]

92. If there's one thing I can't stand it's a digressionist

Although until two minutes ago I had never even heard that word.

[RuleOfNah]

93. Digressionists cling to a false sense of stability.

Subjects change, deal with it! Digressionists return to the same topic up over and over, it's so tiring.

[Umbram]

67. If we put the OP on ignore, will that save us from the feathers and brimstone?

Because GD: P is terminal - and no voodoo duck will fix this $h1#.

Everyone - release your last three new threads in one massive volley of stupidity! Only a server crash can save us now...

[Political Heretic]

68. That duck scares the shit out of me.

LOL

[taterguy]

73. Well I did soil myself while I was taking that photo

Sorry if that's TMI

[Perry Logan]

76. I peeked into the Lounge the other day. Thick wall of marijuana smoke.

[taterguy]

77. How do you know what marjuana smells like?

And don't you know that the DEA lurks here all the thyme?

[Perry Logan]

79. They tell me marijuana smells like tea. And I figure they aren't smoking tea over there.

[taterguy]

83. Who is "they"? Are all your friends dope fiends?

Inquiring DEA minds would like to know.

[Perry Logan]

84. My lawyer has just advised me to "Shut the f*ck up."

[taterguy]

85. I wish your lawyer represented more people on this site

The world would be a better place if people would just
SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Perry Logan]

88. We have the makings of a movement here--"Let's all just STFU."

It couldn't work worse than "Visualize world peace."

[taterguy]

94. Might be a difficult movement to publicize

How are we going to enlist converts to the cause if we all take a vow of silence?

[Shakespeare]

113. That sounds like something my (paranoid and suspicious) mom would've said.

"How do YOU know what marijuana smells like?" :rofl:

[Quixote1818]

78. Thats not a Duck. It's a Goose.

:eyes:


Goose



Duck

[Perry Logan]

80. Moderators!

[taterguy]

82. Would you tell Steve Martin that King Tut wasn't actually from Arizona?

Hell no you wouldn't.

You'd just sit back and enjoy the goofy joke.

I get that it's not a duck. I just don't think it matters.

[mmonk]

86. AFLACK

Don't duck this. That was fowl.

[taterguy]

87. Your spam is not appreciated

Can't we have at least one sanctuary where people aren't trying to sell us insurance.

[mmonk]

89. I thought everybody liked Spam

[taterguy]

90. Vegans aren't too fond of Spam

And lots of other people don't like it

[mmonk]

95. Hence the name taterguy?

[taterguy]

98. I chose the name Taterguy because I was looking at this speaker when I registered

[mmonk]

100. Seems as good a reason as any.

[taterguy]

105. Ever try to reason with a duck?

You won't get very far

[From The Left]

96. Billo Said the Samething

Very McCarthyesque

[Leopolds Ghost]

97. Gooses! Geeses!

I want my geese to lay gold eggs for November!

(Warning: partisan joke!)

She Was A Bad Egg.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4736123

[taterguy]

102. Do I look like your personal "Direct people to my thread" guy?

I don't think so

[SoxFan]

99. Locking. Sex thread.

[Fire Walk With Me]

101. I for one welcome our frightening Duck overlords.

[taterguy]

103. It's a goose, not a duck

Several folks up-thread have been kind enough to correct me.

[Fire Walk With Me]

104. I don't like geese, but I like ducks. My invitation stands.

Whenever our Frightening Duck overlords arrive, they shall find my welcome and I shall be placed in a position of total power over GDP. Muhuwaahahaha!

[Hugabear]

106. Is that Duck Norris?

Or perhaps it's Duck Rogers?

[taterguy]

107. It's a goose with no name

[Jamastiene]

109. Kicking for the duck.

Hey, is that where duck tape comes from?
:sarcasm: :rofl:

I know, it's duct tape, but still, there is a Duck Tape brand and I'm the queen of cheesy one liners. :shrug:

[taterguy]

111. Do you know what happened to the last person that tried to kick that duck?

Bad things man
Bad things

[many a good man]

114. Barack looks at Hillary that way sometimes during the debates

And Hillary looks at him like this:

[mainegreen]

116. No! Our mascot must be a messenger of peace!!

:cry:

[DearAbby]

119. This is a 44 Duck, the heaviest Duck known to man..

why this Duck can blow your head clean off, with dead on balls accuracy. Now I know you are askin yourself, did this Duck fire 5 or 6 rounds. Well, in all the excitement, I have lost count myself...

Do you feel lucky?
Well do ya?

Its my favorite Mother Goose character, Dirty Duck, he just doesn't give a fluck.

[taterguy]

120. What's a fluck?

[DearAbby]

121. ??

Comes after FLoreplay. :evilgrin:

[tavalon]

123. Taterguy

You totally rock.

[taterguy]

136. Are you trying to get me in trouble with the Mods?

Mods hate Rockers

[AtomicKitten]

127. Quack.

[Swamp Rat]

129. Uh oh! Here comes Angry Rat!

He's pissed! :yoiks:

[donheld]

131. Is it just me or does that duck look like Condolezzaa Rice?

:shrug:

[taterguy]

133. It's just you

[livvy]

134. My frog is humbled, and bows in submission to The Duck.

[taterguy]

135. Wise frog