Ok, John McCain is against pork. And he's against lobbyists....

[Wetzelbill]

But it appears that he has nothing against porking lobbyists.

I'll be playing here all week.

[Bicoastal]

1. LOL! That was brilliant! K&R!

I smell a DuZY!

:thumbsup:

[Wetzelbill]

4. Jane Hamsher said no jokes like this on a post at C&L

so that made me want to make one up even more. :evilgrin:

[IndianaGreen]

2. I thought McCain meant to say that he kept kosher, so he didn't eat pork

There is pork and then there is pork.

[Wetzelbill]

5. and somehow he managed to say "my friends" 50 times

as he made that statement.

[Divernan]

3. You are so bad, you're very, very good.

nt

[Wetzelbill]

6. Instead of having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other

to balance each other out, I just have two devils. :)

[billyoc]

7. Oh, you went there.

:yourock:

[Wetzelbill]

8. It had to be done

:)

[ShockediSay]

9. Funny, but I seem to remember some earmark pork for some AZ library

that Gentleman John slipped in a year or two ago

[Wetzelbill]

11. "my friends, that is pure slander"

St. McCain, my friends, would never do such a thing...... my friends.

[texasleo]

10. lol

[abburdlen]

12. I wonder if the straight talk express

needs that little blue pill to get rolling.
:)

[Wetzelbill]

15. haha

a little Vitamin V from time to time probably is in order.

[ShockediSay]

13. Strange, but I never remember him condemning "lobbyists"

He always used the super sanitized term "special interests."

Does the money he gets from lobbyists make a difference?

[Wetzelbill]

18. I took a little artistic license

That's my version of straight talk.

[Hippo_Tron]

14. You didn't even really need the punchline

[MadBadger]

16. Yea, I think we all knew where this joke was going

Though nicely played.

[Wetzelbill]

21. It's all about timing

I channeled Peter Boyle's deliver from his character on Everybody Loves Raymond....

no I didn't. :)

[Wetzelbill]

17. I added it for the trolls

you need to spell stuff out for them. Being part of Chimpy's 19 percent means that they're a little slow.

[texasleo]

19. at least she wasn't Vietnamese

hiyooooo!

what?

too much?

[Wetzelbill]

20. oooooooohhhhh just when I thought I went too far

you totally obliterate any sense of decency and make me look good in the process. It's called the Zell Miller Effect. :)

[Wetzelbill]

22. the Wetzelbill/Kurovski campaign has officially gone negative....

THAT'S for your Chelsea Clinton joke, Johnny.

[JeffR]

27. It's why I stayed with you

Mercer was looking attractive, but I never felt he could roll up his sleeves and just dive right into the mud headfirst.

[Wetzelbill]

32. I have a unique ability to lower the bar like that

I am the rare candidate who actually believes the discourse isn't bad enough. That may also explain why I have no delegates. .... yet...

[CorpGovActivist]

23. Rat bastard!

That's one that makes ya say, "Damn! I coulda thought of that!"

:rofl:

Nicely done!

:toast:

[Wetzelbill]

24. I'd like to argue with you on that

but it's true. I am a rat bastard. :)

[CorpGovActivist]

29. Yup. We're attenuated to the special stank...

... of our own kind.

:toast:

; )

[Wetzelbill]

34. hey I'll drink to that

:toast:

[blondeatlast]

38. As are you. 'Twas something to know ya--I'm just not sure what. RIP.

Not. :rofl:

Yes, DU, I'm grave dancing.

[Barack_America]

25. What about porking lobbyists in a barrel? Kinky!

I totally saw where you were going with that.

Lol!

[MiniMe]

26. But the real question is "is there a McCain McStain on the dress?"

:rofl:

[Barack_America]

28. "Special Sauce", if you will.

Eeeeewwwww!



What's that Johnny? Did I go too far? My bad.

[Mr.Fitzgibbons]

30. Oh my. What a long, strange primary season this has been...n/t

[Wetzelbill]

35. I think by now the only sane ones

are the people who were crazy to begin with. :)

[cottonseed]

31. I really wanted to finish that one for you. nt

nt

[Wetzelbill]

33. The next one I'll specifically set you up for

:)

[crispini]

36. Knowing you, I read the title of this thread and I knew EXACTLY what was inside.

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

37. I know that almost kills the suspense

because I was hoping people would think: "McCain against pork... lobbyists... is this going to be a McCain as a maverick post?" But no, it's me, so you just knew it would get dirty. :)

[baldguy]

39. McCain is nothing special.

He's not an independent, he's not a maverick. He's still beholden to the same corrupt GOP machine that gave us Reagan, the Bushes, and that gave us 8 yrs of investigating imaginary crimes under the Clinton administration.

His only claim to fame is that he's an extreme asshole who just happens to have been able to survive national scrutiny without killing someone.

[Wetzelbill]

40. dude, take a breath and laugh!

I made this thread for people to forget the anger for a second! :)