LAST CHANCE HILLARY-My final offer

[Capn Sunshine]

OK. I can fix things. But you have to do everything I say, without variation, and be willing to borrow about 20 million dollars. Because for one thing, my people don't come cheap, as it will be against their political sensibilities to help. But I'll save your campaign Hillary, provided you meet my price.

$377,542. Non negotiable. In advance. You remember the significance of this figure.

It's your race, I'm willing to do this because of the money and for old times sake because I still love you. I never really got over you Hillary, but you made your choices, I made mine. It was clear you didn't want me anymore unless I was willing to change. I moved on. You did OK without me. I did just fine without you. But seriously, remember when we were together I used to warn you about exactly what ended up happening to you? No matter. It's water under the bridge. You know I think you're still among the smartest women I've ever known.

So, if you want to do this, you know my number.

If you do, make sure Mark Penn and Terry McAuliffe are far away from me, like Europe or Tahiti. They need the trip.

Vern can stay.