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[lame54]

[jgraz]

1. I can kill you with one finger, my friend.

[Redstone]

2. "Let me run my concession speech past you, OK? I just want to see if you like it."

Redstone

[x-g.o.p.er]

3. Obama's thinking "he smells funny" n/t

[blogslut]

4. "So, tell me more about these cult meetings?"

"Will there be baby sacrifices? Will we get to eat the babies? I haven't had a tasty baby in decades"

[Cyrano]

5. So to make a long story short, I couldn't find my Viagra.

[lame54]

9. That would make it a short story

[Bicoastal]

11. With a quick wit like that,

you could easily write for Jay Leno.

[lame54]

13. that hurt

[jlake]

6. The next president of the United States

and Barack Obama.

[Bicoastal]

7. "So, are we still down for shooting the hoops at your crib, my homie?"

"John, I thought I told you never to call me that..."

[COFoothills]

8. "Can you get me a fresh depends, I just pooped my pants"

[doyourealize1]

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psst...Barack...do you have anyone on your staff who knows how to put on catheters?

[anamandujano]

12. This stuff is in very bad taste. Shame.

[Bicoastal]

16. Lighten up, you. You expected good taste on the Internet?

[yellowcanine]

17. You are right. It should have been put into the Lounge. That is the place for bad taste.

[racaulk]

14. No caption, but WTF is wrong with McCain's face?!?!?!

Whatever is on the left side of his face appears to be growing. He does not look well, IMHO.

[yellowcanine]

15. "And then my driver's door opened and I fell out and the car ran right over my face.

That's how come I looked so effed up. Gave me a double chin too."

[AlertLurker]

18. "Barack Obama is the bravest, finest, most lovable man I ever met."

[zabet]

19. "Pssst---what are you

spiking your followers
kool-aid with?"

[XemaSab]

20. Barack: "I didn't know people could BE that white."

.

[Ian David]

21. "Let me give you some advice...

"Let me give you some advice. If you just FUCK the lobbyists, and don't take money from them, there's no paper-trail. That's where I got sloppy."

[smokey nj]

22. Sens. Obama and McCain win leading roles in Senate Drama Club production of "Driving Miss Daisy"....

Senator McCain in costume at recent dress rehersal.

[RoadRage]

23. McCain: "You know this was suppose to be between me and my girl Hillary, right"?

And, you know - no one really likes a 3rd wheel...