Obama Supporters: Evidently We Are Supposed To Be "Courting" Clinton Supporters

[bling bling]

Should we trade some of our best pick-up lines to boost our chances? I'm always so shy.

Here's one I found that I thought sounded sweet and not too cheesy:


"If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you."

Anyone else?

[paulk]

1. how about -

"go fuck yourself."

That seems to be the line I'm hearing the most.

[Der Blaue Engel]

5. Funny, that's what I heard in the first post

This must be the "unity" thing we keep hearing about.

I guess if I were a Republican, my vote would matter.

[calico1]

19. Yeah..

Can't you just feel the unity and love?

:eyes:

[Tennessee Gal]

2. Don't bother.

It won't work with me.

[Raine]

36. I'd say the same

as you if it was the other way around.

[shadowknows69]

3. "If I said you had beautiful delegates, would you tell them to vote for me?"

[bling bling]

4. LOL!!! You'll definitely get some digits with that one!!!

[bunnies]

6. lmao! The evil part of me loves this thread.

:evilgrin: :popcorn:
even the devil likes popcorn. Movie theatre butter.

[chknltl]

7. I am sure that the mCcain bull shit express

...appreciates all efforts to divide and conquer the Democrats. I refuse to believe that any of my fellow DUers, especially ones with a thousand posts or more, would willingly do the bidding of bush or mcCain. Just sayin... and not returning for any flames. Just think about it k?

[Danger Mouse]

8. I want us to be able to HEAL rifts after the primary is over.

Not make them permanant.
Posts like this do NOT help.

[calico1]

15. This Clinton supporter thanks you for

that comment. :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

21. i actually BELIEVE in Obama's ideals of bringing people together...

especially on our side of the aisle.
spitting in the faces of clinton's supporters does absolutely nothing to help Obama, DU, or this country.

[GoldieAZ49]

9. Wanna fuck a wild man?

That line ACTUALLY WORKED for my brother in the bars.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. Yeah that's funny.

I like the ones that say "You sexist Obama supporters had better come crawling back to us on your knees, you assholes."

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. Man, you sure like to play hard to get. What's not to like about that line? n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. No, that's what they say to us.

Here's my response.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4696018&mesg_id=4696966

[question everything]

24. Don't take us for granted

Yes, I have been among the ones who constantly reminded DUers that the Supreme Court is in the balance. And when the race started I thought that I would feel good with any of them.

But the vicious attacks on Clinton's hair, face, breasts, thighs... everything except the issues, have really turned me off.

Has any of you expressed outrage when McCain chuckled when asked about "the bitch?" You can be that we, Clinton supporters would if the man in the audience would have asked McCain about the "n...r"

So right now I don't feel like voting for Obama.

And, you know, I am an older boomer like the Clintons and I am thinking that, frankly, I no longer care of McCain wins and Bush gets his legacy of a Supreme Court full of Thomases and Scalias. At our age, we no longer worry about freedom of abortion or being drafted. We will get our Social Security payments and you, the generation maybe, can go to hell.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

26. LOL

Yeah, you're so mad about McCain you're thinking about not voting for Obama.

Pull the other one.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

25. Sorry, it didn't come out right. What I meant to say is that if they don't

make you want to unite with them with those sweet words. What will it take?.................. It somehow worked in my head but I guess not so much.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

29. Shit, tell us how you really feel.

:evilgrin:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

14. Hey, I'm a female Obama supporter and that sounds good to me!

:evilgrin:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

11. 80% of Dem Clinton voters say they'll vote for Obama and vice versa.

That's a rough average of the exit polls I've seen in the primaries and caucuses thus far. Clinton has a harder time with independents than Obama.

There is no need for either to court each other's Dem voters. Clinton would have to court Obama's independent supporters.

[GoldieAZ49]

18. Exactly!!! Hillary said last night the party would be united behind the candidate

THEY ARE FRIENDS, this is politics.

That is like saying you have to court your parents to support you.

McCain is no hero to the Republicans, one attack story in the NYT and they are all backing him and raising funds.

No wonder Dems lose elections, they are their own worst enemy.

[Beausoir]

12. Well..this thread should be helpful to Obama's cause.

[polichick]

17. Here's one:

"Have it your way. If you change your mind, the door will be open."

[rug]

20. "Don't hate my candidate beause I'm a fucked up asshole."

That's my favorite.

[Danger Mouse]

23. That's a pretty good one, actually.

:rofl:

[GoldieAZ49]

30. yeah, since that covers both candidates supporters, it is call for Unity

[rug]

35. Maybe. However, in this case it is limited to (almost) all the Obama supporters in this thread.

And how is that fun-loving brother of yours?

[GoldieAZ49]

38. haven't spoken to him since 1998

and haven't missed him for a minute!

[calico1]

37. Now that would make a good

bumper sticker!

[Alexander]

22. Hillary's been more than gracious claiming Obama is a terrorist.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4330128&page=1

[AtomicKitten]

39. * ugh *

[Alexander]

40. LOL! Excellent. The irony of that photo is that...

Michael Dukakis was trying to imitate Margaret Thatcher's tank ride and botched it.

Now Hillary Clinton's trying to imitate Thatcher's campaign. And she botched it.

[AtomicKitten]

41. In light of her accusations of plagiarism, your point is well taken.

I laughed so hard, I woke up the dog! :)

[tandem5]

27. I think this is the part where I throw my martini in your face and walk out nt

[GoldieAZ49]

31. WELL!!! Don't let the door hit you in the ass!!

joking!

[tabasco]

28. Yes, when they threaten not to vote or to vote McCain, we need to kiss their asses

because they think there are millions as stupid, vain and delusional as themselves.

[GoldieAZ49]

34. If they want to vote McCain or not vote at all, they can kiss their own ass

right after they pull their head out.

[Johnny__Motown]

32. How about... Looking for a rebound guy? I know someone who would be perfect for you

[Araxen]

33. You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.

signed,

Glenn Quagmire

[bling bling]

42. Evidently, I'm going to need some help with snappy rejection comebacks too...

[Mezzo]

43. Or you could treat them with respect and decency instead of pissing on them?.

maybe it's too much to ask?

You guys really aren't looking very good.