Um---let's see---- Sex with my wife, or switch to Obama? This is a tough one.

[trumad]

My wife absolutely loves Hillary..... Me on the other hand, love both Hillary and Obama-----but I'm secretly getting ready to hop on Obama's bandwagon. Secretly because if I announce it publicly--- I might be cut-off for awhile.

So---Sex---- or Obama?

[Jackpine Radical]

1. I take it she doesnt read DU?

Otherwise you may have jusr created a non-issue for yourself.

[trumad]

6. I keep her far away from this place...

She read one of our threads on Google's news page a couple of weeks attacking Hillary.... she clicked on it and was logged in on my account. She replied to the thread but used the alert button for the reply... LOL---Some mod got an earful. I'm still laughing about it.

[Ravy]

2. I choose sex with your wife. Where do I sign up?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[yourguide]

3. ROFL!!!

[calimary]

5. DUzy!

[trumad]

7. Snarf

I'll let her know....

[PCIntern]

4. I was thinking the same thing

but decided not to have sex with your wife, and support Obama instead...

On edit: I can't type fast enough here...crap.

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Ya gotta slip 'em in quick around here.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Sex with Obama

:D

[PCIntern]

10. as the sign behind them sez:

She is a Fox...

[Swamp Rat]

13. When I saw that photo I immediately heard: "You know you're a cute little heartbreaker"

Foxy
Foxy

You know you're a cute little heartbreaker
Foxy
You know you're a sweet little lovemaker
Foxy

I wanna take you home
I won't do you no harm, no
You've got to be all mine, all mine
Ooh, foxy lady

I see you, heh, on down on the scene
Foxy
You make me wanna get up and scream
Foxy
Ah, baby listen now
I've made up my mind
I'm tired of wasting all my precious time
You've got to be all mine, all mine
Foxy lady
Here I come

I'm gonna take you home
I wont do you no harm, no
You've got to be all mine, all mine

Here I come
I'm comin' to get ya
Foxy lady
You look so good
Yeah, foxy
Yeah, give us some
Foxy
Yeah, get it, babe
You make me feel like
Feel like sayin' foxy
Foxy
Foxy lady
Foxy lady

[angie_love]

12. WHOA Michelle is HOOOOOOT!!

[Swamp Rat]

15. See post #13

:headbang:

[UALRBSofL]

11. I would suggest don't tell her

Otherwise you will be cut off for a while. ROFL. :)

[rug]

14. Or you can switch to Nader and have sex with yourself.

[alteredstate]

19. lol!

[pocoloco]

16. The ladies have the power to stop the war, any war,

just need to take a few notes from Dildo.

[moriah]

18. Ahh, yes, the Lysistrata technique....

I'm just glad my man is anti-war too. And pro-Hillary. But then again we're both pro-Democrat-In-The-White-House too.

[wellstone dem]

17. This is why it was our foreFATHERS who designed

an anonymous ballot!

[goldcanyonaz]

20. Great wife! Viva Clinton!

[scheming daemons]

21. This thread is worthless without pictures.....

....we cannot evaluate your choice without pictures of your wife.

;-)

[Jacobin]

22. The secret ballot

Is now in your polling places.

the more you know

[Madam Mossfern]

23. This is a sexist thread

Think about it.

[scheming daemons]

24. Yep.... it's about how wives routinely use sex as a "weapon".....

;-)

[trumad]

25. Your avatar is sexist... think about it.

[Madam Mossfern]

29. What?

The Venus of Willendorf is sexist?
In what way?

[trumad]

30. LOL

In what the fuck way is my post sexist>>????

[adoraz]

26. third option- go for Obama and divorce her

no just kidding of course.

tough decision. you could vote for Obama and just not tell her :).

[peoli]

27. Obama lasts longer than sex

[Tatiana]

28. Just hold on and abstain through March 4th. It's not long.

After then, Hillary will probably be out of the race and you go back to getting your... rewards.

[quantass]

31. Deleted

[thevoiceofreason]

32. In Texas, we say "It's time for coyote sex!"

Sit around the hole and howl at the moon! Good luck, amigo.

[sandnsea]

33. Well, uhm, you could be particularly "inspiring"

and tell her it's because Obama has caused you to see the light and, uhm, work harder... or somethin'.

[sueh]

34. Obama.

[sueh]

36. On second thought, I think I'll tell your wife that you're lying to get sex...

:P

[BlackVelvet04]

35. Lying to your spouse is always good for a marriage. n/t

[DemGa]

37. Your wife has wisdom....nt

[Ikonoklast]

38. Go for the Big "O"

You figure out which one.

[Moderate Dem]

39. That's easy, lie to her about who you're voting for

Everybody wins!

[Infinite Hope]

40. *In honor of your wife's commitment to Hillary, do as she would...have it both ways!!!*

LMAO. Secretly vote for Obama and have sex with your wife while chanting Hillary's name.

[ErnestoG]

41. Go with sex. Then during pillow talk, convince her of Obama.

[DUyellow]

42. agree

[cooolandrew]

Wise move the best laid plans are kept secret. We won't tell anyone.=)

[cooolandrew]

43. Wise move the best laid plans are kept secret. We won'ttell anyone.

[stillcool]

44. mum's the word...

zip up one, or zip up the other?