Obama is a light bulb, Clinton is a lampshade

[Aviation Pro]

[Maddy McCall]

1. For your third post today, maybe something on Sesame Street or Dora the Explorer?

[Aviation Pro]

2. Lighten up....

...had to say it.

[KittyWampus]

19. I'm a little teapot?

:D

[Raven]

3. Yikes! Will Pitt gave me a popcorn popper for my B'day...

I'm gettin' it out!

[Skip Intro]

4. Obama is a cloud, Clinton is a mountain.

[shayes51]

5. Clinton is a human being.

Obama is a suit.

[Whisp]

6. that's a great pic of Obama, he looks so relaxed and real. nt

[quinnox]

7. an typical example of the political analysis

I've come to expect from Obama mania. Profound.

[Aviation Pro]

10. I endorse neither candidate....

...but will vote for either one in the GE. I simply posted a couple of inanimate objects to reflect them (sue me, I'm human).

Everyone can draw their own conclusions.

[MrCoffee]

8. Obama is a Salad Shooter, Clinton is a Magic Bullet

[Aviation Pro]

13. Good one...

....

[Debi]

14. No WAY!

my Magic Bullet ROCKS! Salad Shooters are SO 1990's x(

[MrCoffee]

27. does it really? i'm always 2 digits away from calling and ordering,

but then i wonder how much salsa do i really eat...is it a good product?

[Debi]

32. Not to go on a huge tangent or anything - but it's the best $50.00 I've spent on a kitchen appliance

I make scrambled eggs/omelets - pancake batter - smoothies - tomato soup - alfredo sauce - 'iced' drinks - milk shakes - all sorts of stuff w/it. I bought mine in (I think) 2004-5 (?) and it still works like a charm (in fact I've bought it as gifts for two people who used it at my house and loved it.

I keep it in the cupboard b/c it's so small - and everything but the base can go into the dishwasher.

Now it's almost total plastic and I'm sure that it'll fall apart some day - but It's been worth it's price to me (and easier use and clean up after than a bigger blender/mixer).

heh - I totally need to contact the company for a commission! :hi:

[GoneOffShore]

38. Thanks for putting the pic of the Magic Bullet up

My mind went somewhere completely different.


:blush:

[WinkyDink]

9. Lampshades protect people from harsh glare, is that your point? Heh.

[Aviation Pro]

11. Nope, you own it....

... :-)

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. Obama is Edward Cullen, Clinton is Jacob Black

Twilight fans only will get that.

[Aviation Pro]

15. To The Google!

....

[racaulk]

16. Are you saying that Obama is a dim bulb?

Well that's not very nice!

[Aviation Pro]

20. Perhaps I should have picked a sodium bulb....

...or a metal halide bulb, but I think I made the right choics.

[Exilednight]

17. Obama is an efficient light bulb! Do you have a pic of a florescent one?

[Aviation Pro]

21. I considered this one and rejected it....

...looks too much like a Mr. Tasty Freeze cone:

[high density]

24. He's a new LED lamp.

http://www.ledbulbs.com/ Expensive as heck though.

[mtnsnake]

18. Obama is rain

Hillary is a rainbow

[stellanoir]

22. and I am a dim but effervescent bulb.

[tandem5]

23. well I'm rubber and you're glue! nt

[Armstead]

37. Best answer yet. LOL

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

25. Is he a compact flourescent? n/t

[mudesi]

26. lol (nm)

[maddiejoan]

28. Lampshades

last a whole lot longer.

[Occam Bandage]

29. Clinton: "I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler."

Obama: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.

Clinton: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.

Obama: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.

Clinton: I am a snake, spider-devouring, posion-toothed.

Obama: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy footed.

Clinton: I am an anthrax, butcher, bacterium, warm-life destroying.

Obama: I am a world, space-floating, life nurturing.

Clinton: I am a nova, all-exploding... planet-cremating.

Obama: I am the Universe -- all things encompassing, all life embracing.

Clinton: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. Sss. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?

Obama: I am hope.


(points to anyone who gets the reference)

[Aviation Pro]

31. The Sandman: Preludes and Nocturns....

...Exchange between Choronzon and Morpheus the God of Dreams.

[Armstead]

36. J Robert Oppenheimer? Bhagavad-Gita?

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that one way or another.

-J. Robert Oppenheimer

[Swamp Rat]

30. You are popcorn.

I am hunger. :popcorn:

[PurityOfEssence]

33. He's about hoping; she's about coping

He feels, while she deals.

[bigtree]

34. Barack Obama may be a light bulb, but Hillary Clinton is definitely the electricity

[jlake]

35. Zing

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

So True!