Best response to "Barack Hussein Obama"

[damonm]

Is to accept, agree that he is a radical Muslim Antichrist out to destroy the USA, and that he has committed the following atrocities:
-He shot J.R.
-He let the dogs out
-He wrote the Book of Love
-He refuses to leave Britney alone
-He creases spines in Paperbacks
-He sank my battleship
-He drank my milkshake! He drank it up!

This, BTW, is about as serious as anything anybody else has on him...

[JohnnyLib2]

1. Today, I was told that Nostradamus predicted his presidency.

I think that means end times, must check. The list just keeps growing.

[rufus dog]

11. One of the latest is that

He is the anti christ and called out in the bible. That from people who voted for bush. The one I heard was passed along from the "Pastor" I asked the person why the Pastor has such hate for people.

[rurallib]

15. I really want to laugh at those idiots but in all honesty

they scare me.
For some reason today I can't get Obama's safety out of my mind. Stirred by the likes of Cunningham, Savage, Limbaugh and Hannity, I fear some self appointed patriot will - well you know.

[anonymous171]

18. Actually,

that's good. Some rapture-ready type people will actually vote for the supposed "anti-christ", since that signifies the second coming and the "rapture". Seriously...

[NightWatcher]

2. It's Barry Obama JR!!!! He's named after his dad. not a terrist

Meet Barack
Early Years
Barack Obama was born in Hawaii on August 4th, 1961. His father, Barack Obama Sr., was born and raised in a small village in Kenya, where he grew up herding goats with his own father, who was a domestic servant to the British.

http://www.barackobama.com/learn/meet_barack.php

[damonm]

6. Please activate your sarcasm detector...

[NightWatcher]

8. NOOO, I refuse to have a sense of humor

shame on you for trying to make me







kidding of course

[damonm]

10. OK, now I gotta clean my monitor & keyboard...

'cuz you just made me spit Pepsi all over it.

Thanks...pal. :spray:

[Mooney]

3. He wrote the screenplay to "The Phantom Menace"

and he cut Dale Earnhardt's brakes.

[Bicoastal]

4. Or, you could just bring up the memory of King Hussein of Jordan...

...who was one of the most beloved, respected, and peace-loving rulers the Middle East ever had in the Modern Era.

Or would it not matter, because he's still "one a them A-rabs"?

[riverwalker]

12. I wish King Hussein were still alive

It is an honorable name. Perhaps Queen Noor will appear again on Larry King to remind us of the positive connections with the name.
http://www.kinghussein.gov.jo/

[anigbrowl]

20. We're talking about people who can't find Jordan on a map. So, no.

Not that it's not a good suggestion. I speak from bitter experience of trying to have an adult conversation with RW idiots.

The OP is actually genius - this is the IDEAL way to respond to a spam email.

[Happyhippychick]

5. He's afraid of the big bad wolf, too.

[Happyhippychick]

7. Barack "who's sane" Obama. Sounds right to me.

[silverweb]

9. I like it!

:D

[Apollo11]

23. I would be good to have a President who's sane for a change!

:kick:

[damonm]

13. Deleted - next one is better.

[MercutioATC]

14. He turned me into a newt!

...I got better...

[TlalocW]

16. HE STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!!!

And he bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized!

TlalocW

[WonderGrunion]

17. I think the one-liner response should be

"Only my mother has the right to use my full name like that with that tone in their voice, and then only when I'm about to get punished. You sir, are not my mother."

[better tomorrow]

19. Didn't Donald Rumsfeld have his picture taken...

with Sadam Hussein? I know it's on the 'Net somewhere. Darn, now where.....?

Cunningham, get a life!

[anigbrowl]

21. This is really clever. I strongly recommend keeping it handy...

if (when) you get the inevitable bullshit emails trying to scarify folks about him, do a 'reply all' and send this to everyone. Humor can defuse a stupid argument faster than a page of reasoned explanation.

[cooolandrew]

26. Barack Obama traitor to america burns the flag and graffittied on the white house...

...Not that any of this is true but you defuse any negative situation with humour.

[CyberPieHole]

22. His name should be played up. Obama should not run from it or his roots...

it's the only way to de~sensitize the voters. Let it come from the campaign and not from outside forces. I will give Obama Kudos for that. It will prove to me he is a man of convictions.

For now, he's just a charlatan.

[cooolandrew]

28. Yep, if he owns the name and takes pride in it, he can destigmatise it.

[cooolandrew]

29. Let alone the good will this would cause from muslim people in the world.

[noel711]

24. We need to "OWN" the name itself...

So I propose we add it to our own names,
and use it as often as possible to 'defuse' the negativity.

Add it to your signature...
Joe "Hussein" Dokes
John 'Hussein' Doe
Betty "Hussein" Crocker
Sara "Hussein" Lee
Russel "Hussein" Stover
Orville "Hussein" Reddenbocker
Katie "Hussein" Couric
MArtha "Hussein" Stewart

And when people swear and say: "Jesus H. Christ!"
What does the H. stand for? YOu got it.

from me... noel 'Hussein' 711

[cooolandrew]

25. Yep, we need to ridicule their nonsense then eventually theyMIGHTjust might cut it out.

[PassingFair]

27. I tell people his REAL middle name was "Castro".

...but that he changed it for political reasons.

[damonm]

30. A kick - just 'cuz I'm egotistical...