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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 02:39 PM
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Electile Dysfunction and the State of the Universe
Swami Beyondananda’s
2008 State of the Universe Address

Swami Predicts Heart Times Ahead

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Every year at this time, I am asked to make predictions, and each time I politely refuse because I don’t want to jeopardize my nonprophet status. But this year is different. With 2012 just one quantum leap year away, we humans might finally be ready for a quantum leap of our own. The message is coming in loud and clear. Time to shift or get off the pot.


In order to upshift our karma into surpassing gear, however, we must shift our awareness downward from the static of the head to the ecstatic of the heart. If we are to have an awakening instead of a wake, I predict heart times ahead.


Disheartenment in the Heartland

Heartenment, after all, is just the thing to counteract the disheartenment in the heartland. Take the economy -- please! After years of untreated Deficit Inattention Disorder, the U.S. dollar is now worth less than a dollar of Monopoly money. As the most recent Greenspan report tells us, the average American family barely has enough green to span the average month. Meanwhile, trickle down economics has proved true to its name, leaving a growing class of pee-ons at the bottom.


Then there’s electile dysfunction. Instead of transparency around how votes are cast and counted, we have an apparent trance. The secret ballot has been taken to the next level, and now voting machines with secret software count the votes in secret. This is called “faith-based” vote counting. Hey, some of those new “smart” voting machines are so smart, that they don’t even need voters! This makes perfect sense because government of, by and for the people has now been efficiently transformed to government of, by and for the very, very few people. Talk about minority representation. We are now governed by a smaller minority than ever in our history!

Even when we do manage to get an election, the body politic still suffers from impotence. As we learned after the 2006 election, just because we vote for someone doesn’t mean they are going to vote for us. Instead of canceling the Iraqi Horror Picture Show, the Democratic misleadership has gone along with the same basic neocon con, only with a cosmetic makeover – sort of a wolfawitz in sheepawitz’s clothing.


Though the upwising continues, irony deficiency and truth decay still plague the body politic. Instead of forums that shine light on political issues, the media has encouraged againstums where incendiary phrases spark heated arguments. So, while red tribe Republicans and blue tribe Democrats argue whether it’s wronger to kill the born or the unborn, the born keep dying while the not-yet-born are stuck with the bill. No wonder our moral compass has gone south.


As if global warring isn’t enough to worry about, now there’s global warming. It would be sad indeed to have come this far, only to see the headline: “Human Race Ends In a Dead Heat.”


No wonder so many people are scared shiftless. The good news is, this is the State of the Universe Address and I am happy to report that the state of the Universe is copasetic – ever changing, same as always. This is particularly heartening when we realize that that universal state is also our own.

...cont'd

http://www.themetaarts.com/pages/swami.html


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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 03:51 PM
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1. Oh come on! This is FUNNY.
Thanks for posting, Dover.
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 03:58 PM
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2. This really is hilarious! K&R!
:thumbsup:

:rofl:

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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:38 PM
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3. it so is .. :D
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 10:47 PM
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4. Too cool!
Knr!
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-28-08 11:17 PM
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5. hee.
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-29-08 03:19 AM
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6. someone knutty .. one more REC!
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-29-08 08:01 AM
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7. Kicking because this is good! nt
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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-29-08 11:26 AM
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8. "Electile Dysfunction" - The Trailer
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