This Damned Forum Needs A Lolcat Thread

[KittyWampus]

[Lucinda]

1. :)

[NYCGirl]

2. How about "Kittehs for Obama"?

via Cute Overload:



http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/02/marmelades-for.html

[Eurobabe]

50. Now that is one smart freaking cat!

And a red tabby to boot!

[rucky]

66. O Knows!

[KittyWampus]

3. Allz Hat

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Here's one.

[KittyWampus]

56. Conservative Kitteh

[bbinacan]

5. You know that picture will

piss off the PETA nuts.

:popcorn:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

6. All yr du lolcats are belong to us

My screen name is an lolcat.

[yardwork]

61. That is great!

[SeattleGirl]

7. ROFL!

:rofl:

[SaveOurDemocracy]

8. Best idea I've heard in awhile ...

[SeattleGirl]

34. OMG! That one made me laugh out loud!

:rofl:

[SaveOurDemocracy]

36. LOLz ... me too! ;o)

:hi:

[Justpat]

86. LOL! n/t

[Muttocracy]

9. :-) !!

[AtomicKitten]

10. My namesake:

[mike6640]

72. That is

one heck of a litter box!

I am NOT scooping up that one.

M

[tammywammy]

11. LOL

[emilyg]

12. HeeHee.

[tammywammy]

16. I got more

[Zachstar]

62. DIABEETUS lolcat WINS!

I have never laughed so hard at a lolcat before! It took 1 second to hit that the lolcat looked like that dude from the medical ordering company that cant seem to say the condition right.

[Kittycat]

71. I think I just peed my pants

:rofl:

[workinclasszero]

13. LOLZ

[NightWatcher]

14. I needed a smile thanks and here

[KittyWampus]

15. Modz!

[NightWatcher]

17. it's ok

[tammywammy]

18. Moderator kitteh

[ariesgem]

52. Moderator in training

My cat - "Noodle" scoping for trolls.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

57. ksiska or Rose Siding?

:scared:

[Elidor]

75. Admin kitteh

[sueragingroz]

85. He looks EXACTLY like my cat

his formal name is "Kitty" but we call him "rat bastard" most of the time :)

[silverweb]

19. May I recommend...

...a reading from the _LOLcat Bible_. We will start with the 23rd Psalm:

1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.
2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.
3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.
4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.
5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.
6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.

And according to Luke, the hovr d00d, Gabriel, visited Mary:
26 Ceiling Cat sended Gabriel, a hovr d00d, to Nazareth (dat is a citi in Galilee) 27 to a virgn naemd Mary. She wuz engajded to a d00d naemd Joseph. 28 Gabriel wuz liek "O hai Mary, u iz realli nice. Ceiling Cat iz wif u." 29 Mary wuz kiend of worrid about dat. 30 But teh hovr d00d wuz all "Doant be afraid. Ceiling Cat iz happi wif u. 31 U iz gonna hav a kittn. Naem him Jebus. 32 He wil be graet. He wil be teh kittn of Ceiling Cat an his daddi will give him David's chaer. 33 He wil r00l Jacob's house forevr."

34 Mary wuz liek "O rly, i iz a virgn remembr." 35 Gabriel wuz all "Ceiling Cat wil take caer of it." 36 Elizabeth iz goin to hav a kittn n evribodi seded it wuz imposubl." 37 Nothin iz imposubl for Ceiling Cat."

And then, of course, there's the _Ceiling Cat Prayer_.

Srsly.

[Pab Sungenis]

49. I'm a contributor to the LOLCat Bible!

I did the art for "O, Hai, Mary" (Luke chapter 1), "I has Moses in a bukkit," and "David Pwns Goliath."

[KittyWampus]

54. lol

[silverweb]

68. Awesome!

Luke 1 is one of my very favorites. The "O Hai, Mary" picture is brilliant, with Ceiling Cat looking on and the kitteh cherubs... LOL

You get HUGZ for that! :hug:

[Pab Sungenis]

89. Except for Happycat (Mary) all the kittehs in O Hai Mary were my own.

Ricky (who was the angel Gabriel) is still with us. All the ones who are cherubim have passed on. I didn't even notice that until I had finished it.

[eridani]

80. More cool Bible stuff

[GreenPartyVoter]

63. Sum pplz tihnk taht is teh blasfemmey, bu mai persnal feelin iz dat it iz like dis:

[silverweb]

69. I LOL'd, too...

...from the very first passage!

Didja read _Genesis_ at all?

[KittyWampus]

20. I Iz Mark Penn

[SaveOurDemocracy]

21. I haz catz

[KittyWampus]

22. By Power Of Obama

[KittyWampus]

23. Moar 'Rezko?

[Prophet 451]

24. k & r for lolcats

I use this one at work:

[KittyWampus]

25. If Obama Winz

[tandot]

26. Great idea.

<a href="http://www.lolcats.com"><img src="" border="0" alt="lolcats funny cat pictures"></a>

[KittyWampus]

27. Obama Website Sez

[Prophet 451]

30. Where my bukket?

[Leopolds Ghost]

40. Wut b-utifL BurroZ!!

[mrreowwr_kittty]

28. Kickin fr teh kittehs!!1!

[SaveOurDemocracy]

29. Oops ... didn't know it was supposed to be ObamaCatz

TTFN ...

[KittyWampus]

31. Iz Open Thread For Anybodiez

[SoxFan]

32. LOL

[michaz]

33. I am not a PETA nut but the picture is a little sick!

[FloridaJudy]

35. Yes we need someone

To represent the unwitting who stumble into this forum....


And a mellow place to chill afterwards...

[KittyWampus]

37. U Mean Not Good To Sai

[NJSecularist]

38. This is my favorite, although it isn't a cat

(and it's quite old)

[KittyWampus]

39. Teh Sky Will Open

[Renew Deal]

43. lol

These are great!

[eridani]

41. I can haz purrito?

[eridani]

42. Savin teh univers?

[uppityperson]

87. Perfect!

[roguevalley]

44. Some of my favorites

(I would be afraid to let go of that one.)

and for balance, my own little tulip, Timmy, who had an owie:

[BringBigDogBack]

45. .

[BringBigDogBack]

46. ..

[BringBigDogBack]

47. hehe

[Tresalisa]

48. Wut? A Lolcat thred?

Great idea! :hi: This thred iz funnnnn!

[JTFrog]

51. n/t

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

53. Apropos of 90% of GD-P...

[KittyWampus]

55. open

[npincus]

58. Lolcats.com seems like a magnet for attention-seeking

animal abusers. They need a notice on that site that they will not post photos that depict any kind of abuse and will report such abuse.

Stuffonmycat.com is more tame. The owners of the pets submit photos and they are not likely to want to hurt the animals they love and care for. Lolcats.com is just seeking "funny" phtots of cats, which is in an invitation to do stuff to any cat for a laugh. I don't like this site.

[KittyWampus]

59. Texas Puppeh

[KittyWampus]

60. Grassrootz Kitteh

[KittyWampus]

64. Groundgame

[Arugula Latte]

65. This is one of the best threads evah!

[KittyWampus]

67. kick

[mak3cats]

70. My Gabe's on page five of ICHC right now!

Don't believe me? Here's the "Before" picture:




Edited for: It only took him about four seconds to get out of the box once he had gone in. And his tail is naturally fluffy; he wasn't scared. (Wanted to assure npincus that Gabe wasn't stuck in the box by some stupid human. And that's not sarcastic, I appreciate the sentiment expressed.)

[eridani]

79. The "before" is also crying out for a caption n/t

[KittyWampus]

73. Iz 3am and fone ringz

[IndyOp]

74. My all time lolcat favorite:

[pscot]

76. Ordinarily I'm not one to kick a cat

but this kitty deserves it

[Elidor]

77. .

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

78. .

[eridani]

81. I can't let it go! More, more, more!

[Bunny]

82. Perfect for this forum:

And now for the cuteness:

[KittyWampus]

83. thanks! lol

[KittyWampus]

84. lolcat LIVES!

[Debi]

88. What about loldogz?

[KittyWampus]

90. Indifferent Kitteh

[KittyWampus]

91. No Made In China

[KittyWampus]

92. Iz hard rain

[KittyWampus]

93. flame kitteh