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Thu Feb-28-08 11:39 PM
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The OFFICIAL "Describe Barack Obama using only Chuck Norris-isms" Thread |
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I'll go first:
- Barack Obama can divide by zero.
- Barack Obama's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Barack Obama.
- There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Barack Obama
Laugh, people....
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:42 PM
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1. John F. Kennedy was never assassinated. |
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Barack Obama actually just went back in time to save him. When he jumped in front of the bullet unscathed, JFK was so impressed at his courage that his head exploded.
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:43 PM
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2. And the point of trivializing Senator Obama is????? |
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You've wandered in to the wrong blog for this. Maybe if you were talking about W, or some other Bush buddy.
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:46 PM
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7. Trivializing??? LOL.... ok.... |
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Have a sense of humor, pal.... we have the strongest candidate we've had in half a century.... let's revel in it a little.
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:10 AM
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:44 PM
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3. The OFFICIAL "Dumbest Post of the Night in GD-P Thread." |
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I don't need to start that, because you just did.
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:45 PM
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5. no way, this funny... relax |
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Fri Feb-29-08 02:17 AM
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Edited on Fri Feb-29-08 02:17 AM by landonb16
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:45 PM
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When Obama does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down. :)
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:46 PM
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6. Despite the usual highbrow dismissals |
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:52 PM
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Barack Obama once roundhouse kicked John Nash and he became Adam Smith.
Yeah, I know, I recycled it from a Chuck Norris thread, sue me.
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:55 PM
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9. Barack Obama counted to infinity |
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:56 PM
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10. ....was that the number of donors he has? |
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Thu Feb-28-08 11:57 PM
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11. That would be three times |
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:07 AM
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12. There is no theory of evolution.... only a list of creatures Barack Obama has allowed to live. |
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:08 AM
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13. Barack Obama understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey. |
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:09 AM
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14. For this reason alone, he NEEDS to be the President... |
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:09 AM
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Fri Feb-29-08 12:12 AM
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17. Barack Obama can crush diamonds with his teeth. |
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He says they taste like the tears of kittens.
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Fri Feb-29-08 02:18 AM
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When Obama loses his voice, his speeches still dominates Clinton's.
Just playin, lets not go crazy.
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Fri Feb-29-08 02:21 AM
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20. Barack Obama is the first person since George Washington who can unite the country |
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