The bickering over who is better, Clinton or Obama, has angered the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!

[Swamp Rat]

RUN AWAY!!!

:yoiks:

[helderheid]

1. Holy fuck! (no pun intended)

:hide:

[Swamp Rat]

3. FSM knows who's been naughty or nice....

... FSM KNOWS!.. :hide:

[helderheid]

10. uh-oh....

DU is in for a :spank:

[Iggo]

2. (oh, crap...)

RRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNN.....!!!!!!!

[Cooley Hurd]

4. Bring him on! I have GALLONS of meat sauce!

YUMYUM - eat 'em up!:D

[Swamp Rat]

5. FSM sees your body as a juicy bag of meat sauce.

:9

[Cooley Hurd]

17. Dear FSM:

...eat me.:D

[LaurenG]

6. Oh Lord!

FSM can be brutal!




:hide:

[BadgerKid]

7. HAHA. Right click ... Save image as... n/t

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

8. Eeek. That must be the Old Testament FSM.

:scared:

[Swamp Rat]

12. All your Old Testament are belong to FSM.

:hide:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

15. I'm afraid to ask what

trials and tribulations his Noodly Appendage will visit upon us, but at least there will be garlic.


on edit: mmmm, garlic :9

[jedr]

9. Marinara, Marinara on High....offerings of Romano and agioso.....

Have mercy, for we have quibbled too far!

[Swamp Rat]

14. There is hope for you.

O8)

[fenriswolf]

11. hulk hogan welcomes FSM doom

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

13. Hmmmm. The FSM. The Only Thing More Stupid Than Most Of The GDP Banter.

Good job!

[zabet]

16. Guess my pasta is baked.

:evilgrin:

[BadgerKid]

18. For repentance prayer, click here

Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy against us
And lead us not into Kraft parmesan
But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves
For ever and ever.
R’Amen

--plagiarized from unknown author

[helderheid]

20. LOL!

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

21. One cannot plagiarize a prayer to FSM.

So it is ordained.

O8)

[Bucky]

23. I thought this was gonna be another rickroll link!

[rucky]

19. Where's Chuck Norris when you need him? n/t

[Bucky]

22. Still backing the miracle

Mayonaise comes from Chuck Norris's "miracle whip"

[shadowknows69]

24. Can I be saved with pennance?

If I promise to eat nothing but pasta for a month?

[Forkboy]

25. Bring it on. I have a fork and some grated cheese and meatballs in the crockpot.

FSM is the one who is doomed.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[jedr]

27. blasphemy;

Thoth shall have no pasta before me!

[Forkboy]

29. Wanna bet? I'm a pastafarian!

:P

[Swamp Rat]

32. That's what Chuck Norris said!!

:yoiks:

[Forkboy]

33. Pffft. I can kick his non-spaghetti eatin' ass anyday.

That pic is a little disturbing. In other words, I like it! :)

[AntiFascist]

26. Pasta lives! Boycott potatoes! (spelling is correct!)

:rofl:

[Leopolds Ghost]

38. The Hidden Russet is not pleased with your anti-Gnocchi, anti-potato flour heresy.

You will discover the mysteries of Gnocchism (Gnoccicism?) when
you have put down your false pasta dish and discovered the Hidden potato.

[AntiFascist]

39. Please see my post in your thread...

the sacred rabbit is not pleased with your Earthly (earthy?) uncovering of the lowly potato head. I must fast now.

[Leopolds Ghost]

41. The Great Potato-Head will come again

Your foul chocolate rabbit can only manifest itself for a short time once a year.

But when it does, it brings great fear!

With nasty, sharp, pointy teeth!

Beware the Cthunigghiu, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Tweety-bird, and shun

The frumious O'Reilly-snatch!

Cthunigghiu, its eyes limpid pools into the insanity of the Void, attacks Saint Russert, icon of the Potato-eaters,

intending to devour him with Purple Potato gnocchi and other gluten-free Italian food products:



The true meaning of Easter has been hidden by the Jesuits. Mr. Potato Head is your lord and master now!

[AntiFascist]

42. Hippitus Hoppitus, you can't catch me...

all is revealed hither: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Easter_Special

[Leopolds Ghost]

43. It's All True (sob!) Easter is a cloak of rabbit-wool pulled over our eyes by the Elohim

(lapine for "big-eared creatures from another dimension who will eat our brains after feeding us on a diet of chocolate bunny ears")

They're not evil, just... inscrutable, unknowable, mind-blowing and death to all who comes near.

Only copious consumption of potatoes, potato gnocchi and especially potato vodka can save us from gibbering insanity in the bowels of the Great Rabbit:

[Swamp Rat]

52. Beware of angry, rabid rodents!

:hide:

[bvar22]

28. Have the FSM call Hillary at 3AM.

She may have a job for him in the next stage of her campaign:

"Vote for ME or the Terrorist are going to kill you!"

[yardwork]

30. Uh-oh.

[pscot]

31. I am the antipastafarian

I come bearing a relish tray, with olives, crostini, insalata caprese, giardiniera and sliced prosciutto. Let there be pepperoncini and capicola and six kinds of cheese. Have a melon slice. It'll kill that garlic breath.

[Leopolds Ghost]

34. As A Gnoccist, I find your failure to distingush between the surface sauce and the hidden potato

intolerable.

The Demi-Rove is clearly influencing your thoughts.



You must see thru to the Mome-Russet within.



Purple Potato Gnocci:

http://bp3.blogger.com/_u3rxdrzQFuw/RvOwGR9N4ZI/AAAAAAAACus/V-lh-eaTF80/s320/purple+potato+gnocci.jpg

[saltpoint]

35. Dear god what will we do now?

I'm tremulous with horror and regret, you may be certain.

_ _ _

Excellent image work for the leap year.

[NastyRiffraff]

36. Unless the FSM is freshly made pasta, it's a FRAUD!

For all we know, it's Mueller's.

[Jamastiene]

47. Hey, now.

We like Mueller's in my household. We, in the Mueller's eating household, would not hesitate to make offerings to FSM.

[Leopolds Ghost]

37. Screw the FSM: Cthunigghiu is coming from beyond the void to eat our brains.

Cthunigghiu a la Stimpirata (Italian dish: Sweet and Sour Chocolate Rabbit)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4828221&mesg_id=4828221

http://italianfood.about.com/od/italianlambetc/r/blr1077.htm





An idol of the Great God Cthunigghiu from beyond the Gate of Ultimate Easter



found in an archaeological dig in Iraq.



Note the vicious beast which draws his unholy chariot, with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth.

And the numerous eggs, the Spawn of Cthunigghiu, which will cover the Earth when the appointed day comes.

[FloridaJudy]

46. They can be thwarted though

[Viking12]

40. rAmen!

I repent (I wouldn't want to risk missing out on the stripper factory and beer volcano).

[Leopolds Ghost]

44. Keep eating your pathetic man-food

Grow big and fat for Cthunigghiu, the Demon Italian Sweet and Sour Chocolate Rabbit.

[yardwork]

45. He's still on his way - any minute now the FSM will get here and then....

[Swamp Rat]

48. ... that'll be the end.

:yoiks:

[KoKo]

49. Those "noodley appendages" have touched me...I've freaked out...

and can't find a candidate...except .....well...I'm sorry but "spaghetti stuff" is cool for a candidate..but I need some sauce........

Whatever :silly:

[Swamp Rat]

50. Don't bother... see post #48.

FSM is angry at DUers for all the Obama hate, Hillary hate, DUer hate... hate hate HATE!!!... we are in BIG trouble now. :hide:

[KoKo]

51. Kick....it's a good one....

:thumbsup: