Bat boy discovered in cave in baluchistan - says he supports OBAMA!

[frogcycle]

After frenchicat's post about headline wars I just HAD to do this

[Blarch]

1. tell me something I don't know.

[stellanoir]

2. The important issue here is will he

denounce or reject him, or denounce and reject, or denounce and not reject, or reject and not denounce his support?

The intrigue is truly monumental.

Or maybe he'll get really creative and repudiate his support.

I can hardly wait to find out.

[Blarch]

3. Well, he IS a super delegate.

The world waits.

[leftrightwingnut]

4. Eventually someone will allege that Obama and Bat Boy are related!

:rofl:

Sigh. I miss the Weekly World News! :7

[maddiejoan]

6. I was the Creative Director for WWN before it got cancelled

I miss it too.

But I will tell you that:

Bigfoot had endorsed Hillary Clinton, and Lincoln's Ghost was ready to endorse Obama.

Just so ya know ;)

[leftrightwingnut]

7. Happy to meet you!

My grandparents and great aunt swore that every word printed in that paper was true!

I just laughed, because they were right! I never had the heart to tell them it was mostly spoof and tongue-in-cheek humor. They would always point to the articles that had also appeared in the mainstream media as proof of the WWN's firm journalistic foundations.

Great fun!

Was Ed Anger a real person? Who wrote his stuff?

[maddiejoan]

8. heh

until about 2001, Ed Anger was former editor Eddie Clontz.

After that it was various editors.

Sadly, I was only onboard for about a year before AMI folded the paper --but it was a great job!

[FloridaJudy]

9. One of my dream jobs!

The checkout counter is a much duller place these days.



Edited to add: we could use the advice of the Alien in the top right headline even more, now.

[DavidDvorkin]

5. But what about the grey alien?

He supported Bill Clinton in 1992, after supporting Daddy Bush in 1988. I'm surprised he hasn't been interviewed.