Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Obama is not a Muslim. He's a Satanist! (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU
 
Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:27 PM
Original message
Obama is not a Muslim. He's a Satanist! (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Edited on Sun Mar-02-08 10:28 PM by Armstead
Now that's settled, it's time to move on....

This week's meaningful controversy will be "Does Obama secretly wear a hairpiece?"

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:27 PM
Response to Original message
1. Does he like Satin?
I think it is very soft.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:29 PM
Response to Reply #1
4. That too.... I corrected my spelling in the thread title (I think)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:30 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. np
it is still a very to the point post - thank you for making it one of your three
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:34 PM
Response to Reply #1
13. He's one of the Five Satins? Man, I love doo-wop music!
Edited on Sun Mar-02-08 10:35 PM by Lastlaughin08
Obama rocks!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:27 PM
Response to Original message
2. He's into satin?
Well, it is a lovely fabric.

:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:29 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. Yes he's a sissy man.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:28 PM
Response to Original message
3. 'Bout time I had a candidate I could vote for in good conscience.
:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Johnny__Motown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:30 PM
Response to Original message
6. Maybe he could try silk, it is much more the Latte drinking, Birkenstock wearing, Wine tasting cloth
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:31 PM
Response to Reply #6
10. Don't you know? Hemp!
It's the new silk!

:P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Johnny__Motown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:35 PM
Response to Reply #10
14. Thanks for the info.... umm... hemp boxers? really? oh god... now I am in trouble
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
WHEN CRABS ROAR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:30 PM
Response to Original message
8. That does it, goodnight and peace be with you all.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:31 PM
Response to Original message
9. Now we know why obama is ALWAYS smiling.
:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:32 PM
Response to Reply #9
11. The second devil icon in the thread...
This is the third

:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:32 PM
Response to Original message
12. I am one of the people that doesn't give a fuck which popular mythology Obama subscribes to.
Christianity, Islam, Satanism, Pastafarian, Wicca.....

That shit only matters to people who so closed minded they can't imagine that someone of a different faith might still be a good leader.


The fact is we aren't electing a deacon or pope or rabbi or high priest.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:36 PM
Response to Original message
15. Hail Seitan
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:37 PM
Response to Reply #15
17. Deviled Ham
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-02-08 10:36 PM
Response to Original message
16. He prays to Jesus every night. He said so.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sat May 04th 2024, 12:53 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC