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Tue Mar-04-08 03:09 PM
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Obama plans vote suppression in Ohio and Texas! |
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Edited on Tue Mar-04-08 03:10 PM by TwoSparkles
This is a total outrage!
Apparently, Barack Obama went to law school with ABC's Vice President of National Programming.
Starting this morning 8:00 a.m. and running until 8:00 p.m. tonight--ABC will run a "Murder She Wrote" 12-Hour Marathon.
Obviously, this is a calculated and devious ploy--designed to keep Hillary's base inside watching television and missing their opportunity to vote. This is a manipulation of our democracy.
I'm outraged, I tell you!! Outraged!!
(Ok, ok...it's not true. However, we're all wound like tops, and we need a little comic relief now and again, right?).
;)
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:10 PM
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Edited on Tue Mar-04-08 03:19 PM by blocker
lol!
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CoffeeCat
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:13 PM
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5. It's true!! It's true!! |
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Why do you hate democracy?
Do you enjoy the frothy rantings of an outraged Al Queda terrorist?
You must if you aren't outraged!!
Call your Senators now!!!!
Help me Obi Wan!!!
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Tue Mar-04-08 04:02 PM
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22. So, what are we to make... |
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of the Twilight Zone marathon also playing today? More dirty tricks to keep scifi geeks at home instead of voting??
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:14 PM
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Somebody who only read the title and not the rest of the thread as it's clearly a joke. Only an "idiot" would have taken it seriously :rofl:
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:16 PM
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11. I'm really hoping that they... |
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...actually read the post, so that person's blood pressure can go down 70 points or so.
I'd hate for my joke to be responsible for an aneurysm. :wow:
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:23 PM
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16. Slow down a little and read the whole thread |
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This website isn't going anywhere and if you disagree with somebody just say so. Name calling is so juvenile.
Welcome to DU blocker :hi:
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:10 PM
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2. they also put out coupons for Cracker Barrel |
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:10 PM
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3. That's okay--it's been countered by Apple giving free downloads ALL day |
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:12 PM
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4. Free prune juice day at Albertson's? |
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:14 PM
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We all just have to laugh...either that or we go nutty.
:)
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:13 PM
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6. Did you hear the one about the brazilians? |
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:15 PM
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:20 PM
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I've only been logged onto DU for about 15 mins. I didn't see your post.
That is too hilarious! How does THAT happen?
That is scary! Are you my long, lost twin???
:rofl:
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:27 PM
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Are you good looking, intelligent, athletic, great personality and an exceptional sense of humor?
:toast:
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:32 PM
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My long-lost fraternal twin!
The male version of ME! As I type this, I feel like I'm looking into a mirror! :)
I look forward to seeing you at the family reunion!
Researchers will pay us top dollar. They live for studying twins who were raised in different environments. We're cashing in, baby!
Who knew? :hi:
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:15 PM
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10. I think all you would need is a shiny object, the 12 hour marathon is overkill |
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:19 PM
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12. free bus trip to the casinos in Detroit and Windsor for all Ohio seniors!!! n/t |
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:23 PM
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15. that's the obama supporters Dear |
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they love them some of those bright shiny objects that they can become mesmerized with.
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:21 PM
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14. I hear he's also behind the flooding in Ohio. Im SERIES!!111!!! nt |
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:23 PM
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someone told that joke yesterday. :P
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:27 PM
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Another DUer posted this EXACT things a few hours ago.
I thought I made up that joke last night, but apparently not!!
How does that happen?
I said it to my husband last night--while we were talking about the primaries. I suggested that the Obama camp pay for 12 hours of "Murder She Wrote" to keep the Hillary supporters busy and away from the polling places all day.
He laughed, so I posted it here.
WEIRD!
I feel like Banya from "Seinfeld"...
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Tue Mar-04-08 03:24 PM
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18. Planning victory party at Olive Garden |
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In the smoking section.
With nursing mothers.
In your house with disease. (All three!)
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Tue Mar-04-08 04:08 PM
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23. OMG!!!! OMG!!! LMAO!!! OMG!!! |
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That is the funnies fu@@ing thing I have heard in ages! My mom (fits the Hillary mold to a T) LOVES that show! LMAO!!! :yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock:
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Tue Mar-04-08 04:09 PM
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24. TwoSparkles, you have a sense of humor? Geez, I thought you only could write vitriolic diatribes. |
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Tue Mar-04-08 05:03 PM
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Edited on Tue Mar-04-08 05:04 PM by TwoSparkles
Are we having a Kumbaya moment?
Leave it to Angela Landsbury, to bring the world together!
:toast:
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Tue Mar-04-08 04:15 PM
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That was a chuckle I needed.
Thanks.
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