Proof of Wes Clark involvement in mind control

[Renew Deal]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1330319#1330339
http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/index.jsp?ndmViewId=ne...


BOSTON -- TechEn Inc.has received funding from DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) for the development of Continuous Brain Monitoring. TechEn, an electronic design center, received the award for advanced research and further development of a real-time, wireless brain monitoring device, which utilizes near-infrared spectroscopy technology (NIRS). The device measures the change in blood oxygen, allowing researchers to monitor brain activity non-invasively and continuously. This technology offers significant potential for improved understanding of brain functions . . .

Device allows patients to be more comfortable and even mobile, performing various functions as the device collects data continuously in real time.

"The funding provided by DARPA represents significant investment, paving the way for breakthroughs in brain research. Within a very short period of time, we have made great strides in technological advancements in brain monitoring instruments."

[WilliamPitt]

1. Thank GOD he didn't get the nomination!!!!!!

:eyes:

[IronLionZion]

2. That is just too funny

thanks

[Union Thug]

3. You are feeling very tired...

...relax...sleep....sleep....

[The Traveler]

4. You guys are just too funny! (n/t)

[Tummler]

5. It's even more sinister

He controlled the minds (including the endocrine systems) of Haitian men to make them grow man-boobs. Involuntary Boob Growth 101 is now a REQUIRED course at the School of the Americas!!!!

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[democratreformed]

6. So that's what was wrong with me

when I was working so hard for Wes.

[mobuto]

7. Same here

I found I had a strange desire to consume vast quantities of Clark Bars.

Strange.

I hate Clark Bars.

[Jane Austin]

9. Hey . . .

there were Clark Bars on the cover of the Vermont Country Store catalog I got yesterday!

[mobuto]

10. I've got about six hundred

in a box in the back seat of my car.

They're all stapled to Wes Clark paraphenalia. Hope nobody minds...

[Adelante]

13. Aha!! They held that cover until Wes dropped out of the race

I just know it. This is just so sad.

Wait! Is it spelled "Clark" or "Clarke"?

they have NO PICTURE of that cover on their website.

What does it mean? What does it mean?

janeaustin, you must be a terrible person to post charges this serious with NO PROOF!!

I'll bet you think women should marry for love instead of money, too!!

[Jane Austin]

14. Especially if the woman is the one with the money!

:)

[LividLiberal]

8. I feel woozy all of a sudden ...

[_NorCal_D_]

11. Well that explains it.

Now I know why I was compelled to eat Clark Bars on a daily basis. :silly::crazy:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=367243

[LuLu550]

12. ACK! Why didn't you warn me???

Can't ......think......for .......self.....must.....follow ......Wes.

[nolabels]

15. hehe

Too much! :loveya:

[Mz Pip]

16. He can practice

on me any day. :loveya:

MzPip
:dem:

[genius]

17. Who cares. He's out.

We need to focus on Bush.

[freeforall]

18. Maybe Clark should do his mind control thing

on Bush. Perhaps that wouldn't work though. No mind to work with!

[incapsulated]

19. Hello?

It's a joke. Are we supposed to stop having a sense of humor until Bush is out?

Then you might as well kill me now!

Or are you one of those people who get all funny when Clark's name is mentioned or something? We can't name anyone other than Kerry now? Dean, Clark, Edwards, Kucinich, these names are banned under the new rules? :eyes:

[floridaguy]

20. Thank you Wes Clark for controlling my mind and . . .

helping me realize that all Americans are not out of their f-cking minds, and that there are people out there willing to work to take our country back from the political and corporate thugs, and for essentially giving me just a little hope that we won't have to suffer through four more years!

Wes Clark :yourock:

[mmonk]

21. Now if we can just get him on

all the TV screens in America and have everybody watching........:think:

[Sparkly]

22. I'm there!

I'd watch that man eating breakfast.

[Auntie Bush]

23. That deserves it's own thread !

I'd even watch Wes Clark clip his toenails {( ...but I'd rather watch him put on his jammies. :evilgrin: