Stop Whining Obama Supporters!! (Satire warning!!)

[texshelters]

Dear Patriots,

Check out the video, No You Can't:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI7WwY4a9ro

So, the story about NAFTAgate was false and lost Obama votes. You know, the new story about an Obama advisor going to Canada to tell them, "Obama didn't really mean what he said about NAFTA". Well, it was a lie, there was no such meeting:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/3/5/112926/0842/300/469572

Boo hoo! You whiny Obamaniacs can't stand it that our candidate lies better than your candidate.

So, our people talk about Obama being a Muslim to create fear in the hearts of voters:

http://www.insightmag.com/Media/MediaManager/Obama_2.htm

Our candidate can knock your candidate down with fear and dire national security threats, racism and patriotic flag pins:

http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2007/10/flag-pin-hillary-clinton-doesnt-wear.html

Our candidate is tougher and has all that really good foreign policy experience, dozens of years as a matter of fact and has worked closely with former presidents to keep us safe. We can make late night phone calls to create fear and get us votes:

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/02/25/clinton_touts_foreign_policy_e_1.html

We will get our candidate elected because our candidate acts more like a Republican than yours:

http://liberalvaluesblog.com/?p=2760

Go McCain 2008. Mack is back!!

Yours,
Tex Shelters
myspace.com/texshelters

[Catherine Vincent]

1. They'll never stop.

Now they're whining about Clinton's tax return.

[KittyWampus]

3. are you really that dense? or did you not actually read the OP? It's a Pro-McCain troll

[Teaser]

7. someone is feelin' SALTY!

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[Catherine Vincent]

13. No, I didn't read it.

But my comment still stands. :)

[mculator]

4. The freepers are whining that Rush's involvement made a dream ticket more likely...

And it exposes Hill haters... proof? My op:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4927930

[TheWraith]

5. Did either of you two actually READ the original post? nt

[FrenchieCat]

16. That's a rethorical question you are asking.

These are after all Hillary Clinton supporters. :shrug:

[Cha]

2. Whatever...yeah assholes win for a little while

but in the long run they eventually fuck off.

[ExtraGriz]

6. his aide said he's not qualified

to take the 3am call.....his aides are negatively attacking him, lol

[texshelters]

8. Do I have to spell it out?

Read the original post, have a laugh, and see the sarcasm.

How obvious must I get? I'm sorry if it wasn't clear.

It was a joke about how Clinton is like McCain.

Follow the links, laugh and cry.

Tex Shelters

[KittyWampus]

9. sorry, i didn't get it was sarcasm. It's not even close to being obvious, IMO.

[texshelters]

10. Sorry

follow the links and it's about Clinton.

Peace,
Tex

[Greyskye]

11. some of us got it

It's a pretty sad day when the :sarcasm: tag is mandatory.

Sigh.

[Cha]

15. I got it..but I hope you got

my dry comment too.

[Levgreee]

12. The president doesn't even answer the phone call at 3 A.M.

The NMCC in the Pentagon hears the phone call instead. Officials figure out options and write them out, and an attendant wakes up the President so they can present the options and ask which one they will take.

[texshelters]

14. Education is good!

Thanks for pointing out facts.

Did I say facts? You are qualified for political office.

Tex