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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:06 PM
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Sorry ... wrong number. (Tom Toles)



Here are the three scenarios:

  1. It's three a.m. The phone rings in the White House.
    McCain: Hello? They did what! Bomb the shit out them.

  2. It's three a.m. The phone rings in the White House.
    Clinton: Hello? They did what! Bomb the shit out them.

  3. It's three a.m. The phone rings in the White House.
    Obama: Hello? They did what! Call in all of my relevant advisors NOW! Get me their president on the phone NOW. Set up a meeting immediately. Prepare the military for immediate action, but let's open up lines of communication first. Military can be initiated at any time, but this will be the only opportunity for a stern conversation.


Yeah, I know exactly who I want answering that phone.


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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:08 PM
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1. choking, laughing and recommending
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Kaylee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:09 PM
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2. Toles is always spot on.
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:10 PM
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3. Bill Clinton's a nightowl, right? wouldn't he still be up to get it? :-)
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:11 PM
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4. Damn, that sounds familiar..... rrrrring! rrrring! "Get that honey, okay?"
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:14 PM
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SNL skit right there - that or they fight over it!
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:18 PM
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7. LOL! Exactly.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:14 PM
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6. ...
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:20 PM
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9. oh dear! nt
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leftofcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:14 PM
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5. So, if the 3 am phone call is, ...oh.... a hurricane maybe?
Obama will initiate the Military, set up a meeting, and have a stern talk with the governer?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:19 PM
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8. Ya think that the Hillary ad was about hurricanes? I'm thinking not...
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:20 PM
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10. What's a governer?
:shrug:
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Divernan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 03:45 PM
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11. With weather satellites, there are no 3 a.m. hurricane emergencies.
You're really good at doing obtuse.
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k8conant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 04:30 PM
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12. Clinton: Bill's dead? Give him two aspirin and call me in the morning...
....:evilgrin:
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