things you will never hear in Election 08....

[galaxy21]

Obama: you know all this hope stuff is a bunch of crap. I only came up with it to sell t-shirts.

Fox news anchor: I really hope a democrat wins. Republicans suck.

Rudy Guliani: Maybe I should have a conversation or speech were I DON'T mention 9/11...


any more?

[stray cat]

1. As legislatures we should forego any perks not given to the electorate

such as pay raises, health insurance and pension security after one year in office.

[blm]

2. Clintons were GROOMED by the powerful to protect the Bushes and the BCCI agenda.

Global Fascist agenda needs willing powermongers to wear donkey masks every now and then.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Hillary:

My opponent is a great candidate who would be a far better president than John McCain.

[galaxy21]

5. Bill Clinton

No young lady I don't want your number. I'm a married man.

[murielm99]

11. Take a right turn.

We don't need this crap here.

[John Q. Citizen]

4. Hillary: I voted for the IWR because I want to steal the oil, the water, and have permanant

bases for future wars.

[taterguy]

6. If you want to stop oil wars don't drive so damn much

[Hepburn]

7. Things we will NEVER hear:

Hillary Clinton: I apologize. I was wrong of me to vote for the IWR and I made a huge mistake.

[BL611]

8. Hillary:

Barack Obama is not a muslim, Karl Rove, Ken Starr, and although I believe I am the best candidate for the job I do not believe in destroying my party to slightly enhance my slim chance of winning.

[DJ13]

9. Hillary: I quit

Obama: Fuck off Hillary

[galaxy21]

10. Anybody in America: it's such a shame Bush can't run for another term. I'll be sorry to see him go.

[NanceGreggs]

14. Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner!!!

:rofl:

[krawhitham]

12. Hillary: I slept with the president, that is why I'm qualified

[NanceGreggs]

13. OK ...

Hillary: "I can't believe anyone fell for that 35-years of experience BS!"

Huckabee: "After losing my shot at being the nominee, I denounce God and all of his alleged miracle-working abilities."

Giuliani: "I was never in it for myself, or even for Judy. It was Baby Louie's dream to live in the WH, and that was all that mattered."

Alan Keyes: "I was specifically asked to step aside by the GOP, so as not to ruin McCain's chances."

[galaxy21]

16. Tonya Harding: Hi! I'm Hillary's new campaign manager

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. We're going to overhaul the government and pattern it after Sweden