Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:17 PM
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I'm Thinking Of Adding Barack Obama As My Running Mate |
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Edited on Mon Mar-10-08 01:21 PM by Jeff In Milwaukee
Granted, I don't have any delegates to speak of, but I think having Barak as my running mate would be an asset to our ticket.
I know what you're thinking -- "That's darned nice of Jeff in Milwaukee to give Obama a great opportunity like that."
I know. It's incredibly magnanimous of me.
Edited -- because some pinhead thinks I should spell peoples' names correctly. Jesus, being a smart-ass is a fulltime job -- I don't have time to spell things right!
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:19 PM
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I hope that Barack will find it in his better angels to accept your generous proposal.
lol thanks for putting a big smile on my face.
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Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:19 PM
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4. You just made the short list for Secretary of State... |
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We're serving Mrs. Paul's fish sticks at all state dinners. Just so you're prepared.
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:24 PM
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8. I offered to let him shine my shoes.............and......... |
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.....hold the lamp that lights the entrance to my driveway. I'll think of other chores later. The missus is kinda lonely while I'm at work...........
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Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:30 PM
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11. Oh, Let's not EVEN go there... |
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I know you're kidding and YOU know you're kidding. But sometimes DU is the most humorless place on Earth.
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:34 PM
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13. Maybe you are right...... |
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Edited on Mon Mar-10-08 01:35 PM by twiceshy
Just trying to make a point of the absurdity of this "offer" by going to extremes. THe crazy thing is, that the offer is so insulting on its face, it is almost difficult to exaggerate.
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Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:36 PM
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15. It reminds me of the Holy Grail and the Black Knight |
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"OK, We'll call it a draw."
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:19 PM
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2. Then at least spell his name right. nt |
Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:20 PM
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7. I'm the presumptive Democratic Nominee... |
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I have people to spell chek for me!
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:19 PM
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3. Nader offered his VP slot to Hillary today too. |
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:19 PM
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5. you forgot...he sucks but he could be my running mate |
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maybe Hill would not sounds so dumb had she not trashed him prior to this assertion of a unity ticket
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:20 PM
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6. Even Nader didn't try that one... not that he wouldn't |
Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:27 PM
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9. I'm sure Alan Keyes is available... |
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That would be the appropriate place on the political food chain for Ralph.
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:29 PM
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10. Sounds good, if you have any upcoming funerals to attend. |
Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:33 PM
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12. Don't forget shopping mall ribbon-cutting ceremonies... |
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Tom Lehrer's take, circa 1967:
Whatever became of Hubert? Has anyone heard a thing? Once he shone on his own, Now he sits home alone, And waits for the phone to ring.
Once a fiery liberal spirit, Ah, but now when he speaks he must clear it. Second fiddle’s a hard part, I know, When they don’t even give you a bow.
We must protest his treatment, hubert, Says each newspaper reader. As someone remarked to Schubert, Take us to your lieder.
Whatever became of Hubert? We miss you, so tell us please. Are you sad? are you cross? are you gathering moss While you wait for the boss to sneeze?
Does Lyndon, recalling when he was VP, Say, I’ll do unto you like they did unto me? Do you dream about staging a coup? Hubert, what happened to you?
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:37 PM
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16. That job is more complex than I thought. |
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:36 PM
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14. I want a Barak Bean Feast. Give it to me now!!!!! |
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:41 PM
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17. I will absolutely do that during the first 100 days of the Jeff in Milwaukee Administration... |
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And by then, my hope is that you will sober up and have forgotten all about it.
Barak Bean Feast?!
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:10 PM
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18. Hillary/Veruca 2008 SHE WAS A BAD EGG. lol |
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:13 PM
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19. rof! yeah i think ill make the offer too.. |
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he can at least think about it
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:19 PM
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20. I will absolutely not vote for Jeff in Milwaukee if he does this. |
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I will only vote for him if he teams up with this guy:
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:26 PM
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21. I heard Hillary just called Spitzer and said, " no to the cabinet post" |
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