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Mon Mar-10-08 04:50 PM
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| In honor of Skinner: A "Simpsons" quote. |
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COMIC BOOK GUY
Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever! Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
BART
Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?
COMIC BOOK GUY
As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
BART
What? They're giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? I mean, If anything, you owe them.
COMIC BOOK GUY
(pause) Worst episode ever.
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Mon Mar-10-08 04:52 PM
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| 1. My name is Otto and I LOOOVVVEE to get BLOTTOO!!! |
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Edited on Mon Mar-10-08 04:54 PM by izzybeans
Zeppelin Rules!!!  |
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Mon Mar-10-08 04:55 PM
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| 2. "Dude, Otto backwards is OTTO..." |
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Mon Mar-10-08 04:56 PM
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| 3. "They call 'em fingers, but I never see them fing." |
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Mon Mar-10-08 04:58 PM
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| 4. That is my FAVORITE Simpsons line. nt |
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Mon Mar-10-08 05:01 PM
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| 5. you know dad, the japanese use the same word for 'crisis' as they do for 'opportunity.' |
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Mon Mar-10-08 05:04 PM
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| 7. Lisa: This place smells like Otto's jacket.... |
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Mon Mar-10-08 05:03 PM
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| 6. KANG (As Bob Dole): Arbotions for all |
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Edited on Mon Mar-10-08 05:04 PM by mythyc
AMERICA: BOOOOOOO
KANG: abortions for none
AMERICA: BOOOOOOO
KANG: abortions for some, little American flags for others
AMERICS: YEAAAIIIIIII
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same episode:
HOMER: Don't blame me, I voted for Kang
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Mon Mar-10-08 05:08 PM
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| 9. "Abortions for some, little American flags for others..." |
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One of my high school math teachers once said that he thought that was the best summation of American politics he'd ever heard.
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