Next Item to be pushed by Clinton Campaign: "Obama's Barber is a Communist"

[stevenleser]

All over GD- P we will see Clintonistas saying:

"He better explain his 20+ year association with his barber. Obviously, during the one hour every two weeks he spent with his barber, he listened to the subversive things the barber was saying. He must have agreed with the barber because he kept going there to get his hair cut. Obama needs to distance himself from his barber or lose the election."

[woolldog]

1. How about this:

Obama's barber is a muslim communist. :scared:

[stevenleser]

2. ROFLMAO

even better. Priceless!

[Hoof Hearted]

11. Did Obama, in written word,, call his barber his MENTOR? He does call Wright his MENTOR.

Get the difference yet?


Oh,

I forgot.

ROFLMAO.



.

[stevenleser]

20. Obviously, you have never had a good barber...

:sarcasm:

no, my dear friend, it is YOU who doesn't get it.

1. Obama distanced himself from Wrights remarks over a week ago
2. Wright isnt even a pastor anymore, let alone Obamas pastor, he retired
3. Wright was never a member of the Obama campaign. The point of the barber remark was, a candidate cannot be responsible for every person they have ever known, and no, religious leader of the candidates house of worship isnt a special area of responsibility.
4. Since Obama already distanced himself from the remarks and the guy is no longer his pastor, what do you want Obama to do, have the guy offed?

[Hoof Hearted]

40. Isn't that the Chicago way?

[Taxmyth]

58. distanced himself????

Over a week ago????? 30 year association with this Pastor......Senator Obama WILL NOT STAND A CHANCE in the General Election with this playing on every Right Wing talk show over and over again. This is Senator Obama's "mentor"???????? What else is there about Senator Obama that needs to come out for everyone to know?

[stevenleser]

59. And there is more! What hope does he have when in addition to a former pastor, he has

the Nazi pool boy and Communist barber, not to mention the various nefarious activities of his house pets pointed out by a poster farther down in this thread. No, he shant escape the responsibilities of these things, no sir!

[DJ13]

When I was growing up (in the 1960's) my mentor was my Uncle

He cussed all the time, he had old B/W photos of naked women lining the walls of his basement pool room, and he smoked the nastiest smelling cigars.

Taught me to play pool too.

Did I grow up into an adult that cussed, looked at porn, or smoked cigars?

No, but I DO play a mean game of pool.

Just because someone considers someone a mentor, doesnt mean you are programmed like a midless robot to emulate that person.

[Hoof Hearted]

39. And somehow you think that nuanced argument will fit into MSM soundbytes?

How quaint.

If Obama wants to make it through this one, he's going to have to throw Wright under the bus. Fast, and hard.

[stevenleser]

42. No way! The former pastor, the barber and the pool guy, its all about THEM!

Everything else is window dressing!!!!!

[Hoof Hearted]

45. Ooooohh. I always wanted a pool guy............

[stevenleser]

48. See, and as long as you can get past that closet Nazi thing, he's yours!

[Hoof Hearted]

51. I thought we were having a light hearted moment, and then you took another hit

or a shot
or somebody passed you the bowl.


You're no good to me now.



Unless we're quoting lines from "The Money Pit."


.

[stevenleser]

52. A hit? I'm just encouraging your pool boy fantasy.

What did I do now?

[Hoof Hearted]

60. I am not your blank screen. You will

have to find your own way.

"I serve as a blank screen," Obama writes, "on which people of vastly different political stripes project their own views."


Edited to add: I am nobody's blank screen, I have never been. I have always known myself.

[stevenleser]

61. And now we know that blank screen was put up by a Nazi pool boy

The shame of it!

[Hoof Hearted]

65. Obma's pool boy is a Nazi?

Walter Fielding Sr. has a job for him, I'm sure.

[stevenleser]

70. So many people, so many who coddle closet Nazis...

its awful

[JVS]

67. Your uncle rules. I will follow his lead!

[Gore1FL]

23. trusted guide, tutor, coach

that is what a mentor is.

He didn't say role model. He didn't say blueprint fore his life.

We all have many mentors in our life. We take bits and pieces from allof them. That doesn't make us homogenized in their viewpoints.

[Drunken Irishman]

3. Muslim communist who aborts babies on the side.

[DJ13]

4. Muslim communist who aborts babies on the side.

.......and hates all women.

[stevenleser]

5. Stop it! You guys are killing me!!!!

LOL!!!!!

[redstate_democrat]

6. double

:scared:

I mean really. If this is ALL they have, then I am so FUCKING IMPRESSED with Obama. He might just be the CLEANEST politician in Washington.

[HughMoran]

7. Those evil socialist Clintonistas! Can you imagine the horror!

Those evil Clintonistas would like nothing better than to see Obama with a big-ol' 'fro because his barber has become personna non grata.

:)

[grantcart]

8. Your late the already found that he had a marxist friend in Hawaii

I think that Obama turned out to be 10 at the time

But don't worry its like a cycle.

Up next is the Cocaine use

Then comes the marxist friend

[stevenleser]

15. Damn, and I was only kidding... well mostly kidding anyway...

LOL

[grantcart]

62. Its true there were several threads linking back to a single article

went round and round and then somebody did the math and figured out Obama would have been in the 5th grade lol

[ruggerson]

9. You claim to be politically savvy

and you honestly don't think the Wright story could do incredible damage to Obama unless he fires this guy from the campaign?

[stevenleser]

10. You cant fire someone you never hired. The guy isnt even his pastor anymore

the guy retired from the clergy-hood. Obama already distanced himself from the remarks over a week ago. What do you want Obama to do, kill him?

[ruggerson]

17. I guess you're not aware

that he's part of the Obama campaign's African American Religious Leadership Committee.

http://www.gwu.edu/~action/2008/obama/obama120407pr.html

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/03/obamas-spiritua.html

[stevenleser]

24. Sorry, that will never be a part of the campaign. You keep trying to pretend that it is though...

[ruggerson]

29. ABC says it. CNN says it. The NY times says it.

are you that insanely partisan that you can't see the problem?

[stevenleser]

31. Its even worse! See my post below, the pool guy is a closet NAZI !!!!!!

Wow, were in BIG trouble now!!!!

:sarcasm:

[ruggerson]

33. Ok, you go back to your little games

night now

[stevenleser]

36. No, I am SEEERIOUS! This is such relevant stuff!!!!!!! Stay with me!!!!!!

Its serious I tell you! Forget Iraq, Iran, the poor and everything else. Its all about Obama's former Pastor, his barber and his pool guy!

[doc03]

32. Hitler died over 60 years ago but David Duke and others

follow his warped philosophy.

[stevenleser]

34. And, as I indicated, so does the Obama's pool guy...

How is Barack going to explain THAT?

:sarcasm:

[doc03]

43. If Obama considers his Nazi poll guy his mentor he

has some splainin to do about that too..

[stevenleser]

44. It's over! Over I tell you!

Barack might as well concede now.

:sarcasm:

[DemGa]

12. Umm, barbers cut hair....pastors impart a message

Returning for twenty years must show some alignment with that message -- same with a good haircut.

[stevenleser]

14. Obviously, you have never had a good barber...

:sarcasm:

[Gore1FL]

27. Kiflom Uncle brother

We'll see if any get's that reference...

[americanstranger]

13. Man, I go away for a couple of hours

and all the Clinton supporters are all jacked up.

The plan to flood the board with Jeremiah Wright invective seems to have worked pretty well, eh?

The pendulum seems to have swung towards Obama for now. what will they do when it makes its inevitable swing back towards Hillary (which I guarantee it will before they know it)?

The media plays these guys like a '59 Strat.

- as

[goldcanyonaz]

18. The media is playing both sides, at least I can see it for what it is.

First Ferraro, now Wright.

It's a Democratic fuck fest, staring us.

[anonymous171]

26. I agree.

First it was "Obama has come to save the democratic party's soul" now that he's ahead it's "Hillary's super-duper comeback." But the most disgusting thing now is how the Media is pushing a full blown race war, starring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

[americanstranger]

38. That's the worst part.

It is a full-on race war, and the media are going to milk it for every dime.

Call me a partisan, but I can't help but blame Gerry Ferraro. She kicked open the door for all of this with her stupid comments and subsequent refusal to dial it back, and the primary from here on out is going to be all about race and gotcha moments. Hysteria is contagious - just look at the feeding frenzy on this board. I thought it was bad a week ago, but last week seems absolutely placid compared to this shit.

I can see it now. The next thing that's going to happen is this - Obama will make a forceful statement tomorrow that will smooth things out, and in response one of Clinton's surrogates will weigh in and say something stupid and inflammatory, and the media will chase after that for a couple of days, and so on.

Gonna be a long six weeks, people.

- as

[barack the house]

16. It's just too hard to beleive how could he.

[bhikkhu]

19. "Obama's cat is scruffy and bad-tempered"

[bhikkhu]

22. and is rumored to support Castro

[stevenleser]

49. An Evil Castro supporting cat. The plot thickens!

Surrounded by such a motley crue he is!

[thoughtcrime1984]

21. Well, he IS!!!!!!

:rofl:

[doc03]

25. I would say a barber is a little different

than the man you see for spiritual guidance.

[stevenleser]

28. As I have said to other responders, obviously, you have never had a good barber...

:sarcasm:

[stevenleser]

30. BREAKING - The Obama's pool guy is a closet Nazi!

The plot thickens!!!!!!!!!

:sarcasm:

[rocktivity]

35. True story: Jesse Jackson's son was wiretapped when he worked for an oil company

They thought his talk of transporting oil was code for transporting drugs, and he made references to a "Killer Joe," who turned out to be the Jackson family barber!

:rofl:
rocknation

[stevenleser]

73. Which just goes to show you that truth is stranger than fiction

Killer Joe. Sounds scary.

[DearAbby]

37. Obama's dog "BooBoo"

BooBoo Obama... is an Afghan wolfhound, an undercover agent caught in a NSA surveillance tape..."Lady and the Tramp"

[stevenleser]

41. I knew terrorists (Afghans) and heroin were going to come in here sooner or later

So, we have communists, Nazis, terrorists and heroin. I dont understand how Obama expects to win the election!?!?!?!

[Metric System]

46. Um Fox News and then ABC News are the ones who made a big story out of this, and the rest of the

media picked up on it as the day progressed. There is no link to the Clinton camp and it's absurd to suggest otherwise, especially considering the church sells the videos on its' website.

[stevenleser]

47. Who cares who started it, at least we now know about the barber and pool guy too, not to mention

the damn cantankerous Castro supporting cat and the dog who is the terrorist supporting drug dealer.

[Asia Expat]

50. nt

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[stevenleser]

53. Oh no, you dont get away with "no text". Not in THIS thread

buddy!

[Asia Expat]

54. eom

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[stevenleser]

55. Thats better

Thank you

[stevenleser]

56. My dear friends, yet more is coming out about Obama's connections

Another DUer has uncovered Obama's responsibility in the 1066 invasion of England. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5071867 I am hoping Barack calls a press conference to clear up this latest danger to his nomination prospects pronto!

[grantcart]

63. and we ripped of your idea so that we could match hermie with similar title

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5066939&mesg_id=5066939

[madrchsod]

57. nice post

humor is lost on to many people in the gd/p forum....

[better tomorrow]

64. ah, wasn't that John Edwards'? For $400.00, I would say so....

[Freida5]

66. Wow I didn't know that. He sure hangs around with diverse people.

[shadowknows69]

68. I heard one of his former babysitters fucked a whole football team

[stevenleser]

72. Really? Do you have her phone number?

I um, want to interview her for the story, of course.

[indimuse]

69. Until he has been accused of adopting an alien baby ..

nuthin to chat about...wink.

[Vinca]

71. He also enjoys Communist Chinese food quite often. ng