20 Years of Associating with Human Beings - Obama's problems with Homo Sapiens

[grantcart]

To understand that Obama cannot become President you have to understand that he is going to be judged by people he has relations with

and not by anything he himself has done.

Investigators from the Enquirer have found out a great deal about the people that Obama knows.

Forget what he stands for and what he has done.

[grantcart]

1. Obama's Librarian supports reparations

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2. Obama's Druggist supports Medicinal Marijuana

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3. Obama's Dentist thinks fouride is a conspiracy

[bhikkhu]

4. Obama's grocer is has picture of Fidel on his bureau.

[grantcart]

5. Obama's Mechanic Overcharges on Overtime

[bling bling]

6. Obama should renounce, reject, deflect, and denounce them or we'll lose the GE! n/t

[bhikkhu]

7. Obama was once seen with a person with a Che Guevara t-shirt

[bhikkhu]

8. Obama's dog speaks Hindi

[grantcart]

9. Obama's supermarket sells Kool Aid at a discount

[southlandshari]

10. I want to congratulate you on your efforts here

Nearly 5,000 posts in less than two months!

:wow:

Apparently most of them have been answering yourself in the wee hours of the morning, but what the hell -- it's quantity, not quality that counts, right?

;)

[grantcart]

12. yeah I wear out my neighbors lol

now did you actually have a point?

[bhikkhu]

14. Pitch in - There is satire to be done!

[bhikkhu]

11. Obama's insurance agent speaks three languages

[Major Hogwash]

13. And don't foget - Obama is lucky to be black. Hahahahaha. Ferraro, Ferraro, Ferraro.

She will go down in history as the worst person in the world for 2008!

[grantcart]

50. too bad he didn't think to work in the blind thing too

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

15. he didn't return a penny borrowed from the "need a penny take a penny" cup

so, hes one bad dude.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

16. sadly, he's just black, not lucky enough to be blind like next NY Gov

poor guy, he's only black.

[grantcart]

19. we may have a winner lol

[bhikkhu]

17. Obama's water heater was not built by union labor

[EmilyAnne]

18. Obama's dog keeps getting out and tearing into the neighbor's trash.

Its so nasty because I have it on good authority that he lets that dog kiss him on the mouth!

If he will let a trash-eating dog kiss him on the mouth, just imagine what he will let that dog do to this country! To our White House! And to our troops!
I am outraged.

[NMMNG]

20. You guys are good at diversion, if nothing else.

:eyes:

Hey, I hear Hillary did something to somebody somewhere.

[grantcart]

22. You can go here for the counter thread

Its not as funny as this one yet but they are just getting warmed up

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5070298

[NMMNG]

26. Already been there

:hi:

[grantcart]

49. see ours was funnier lol

[southlandshari]

23. Psssssttt....

I kinda think it's just one guy.

But keep that on the down low.

It might bite.

:hide:

[grantcart]

25. if that is what you think then you should definitely alert the moderators

they should be able to tell from IP addresses.

[southlandshari]

37. What is an IP address?

:shrug:

[grantcart]

42. your computer's unique address with the internet (?) I think

Here is the wikipedia explanation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_address

An IP address (Internet Protocol address) is a unique address that certain electronic devices use in order to identify and communicate with each other on a computer network utilizing the Internet Protocol standard (IP)—in simpler terms, a computer address. Any participating network device—including routers, switches, computers, infrastructure servers (e.g., NTP, DNS, DHCP, SNMP, etc.), printers, Internet fax machines, and some telephones—can have its own address that is unique within the scope of the specific network. Some IP addresses are intended to be unique within the scope of the global Internet, while others need to be unique only within the scope of an enterprise.

[NMMNG]

30. In this thread, yes

But I meant that in general they're good at diversion any time Obama's under heat.

[bhikkhu]

32. of course...another few posts and no one will even remember Wright in the morning

Don't tell!

[grantcart]

51. how do they compare lol?

[grantcart]

38. except most rational people don't think what Obama's

barber/minister/librarian/dentist/dogcatcher

does or says is heat - not even warm a little

bring it on run commercials in PA all about Rev. Wright - Obama's retired former pastor who inspired him and with whom he disagrees

with some of the time.



You see to become President of the United States you actually do have to bring something compelling to the table that will inform and inspire people and Hillary's campaign has failed at that.

By the way when you go on and on about Rev Wright you are killing the rumor about him being Muslim (thank you) and you are reminding

people that Obama has been a faithful Church member for 20 years.

And for those that go to Church - everyone has something that they disagree with their pastor.


Oh and Obama's Orthodontist says he doesn't floss enough - when you actually get something on Obama that he himself has done

then give us a call - now about those tax returns . . . .

[bhikkhu]

21. Obama's house was wired by union labor

[Scurrilous]

24. K & R

:thumbsup:

[bhikkhu]

27. Obama's tailor hasn't filed his taxes yet

[bhikkhu]

28. Obama buys his suits off the rack

[SunsetDreams]

29. Obama says Don't Judge A Book By It's Movie n/t

[SunsetDreams]

31. Obama says...

quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

[SunsetDreams]

34. If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

[quantass]

33. Obama obam-bam's Hooker and she's up in arms: "He never paid up!"

[SunsetDreams]

35. Obama says: If I throw a stick, will you leave?

[bhikkhu]

36. Obama's mother's uncle's nephew's friend rode an elevator with Jack Ruby

[Melinda]

39. Obama rejected Clintons insistance that: "surely 2 Wongs make a Wright!"

The name is Wong, Winston Wong. ;)

In 1996 and 1997, the United States Senate Committee on Governmental Affairs and the House Committee on Government Reform investigated a 21 June 1995 White House coffee reception at which Wong met then-president Bill Clinton. According to a ledger entry made by Clinton’s assistant, Harold Ickes, Wong pledged at that time to donate US$100,000 to the Democratic National Committee (DNC). Records show that the money was not received. However, Charlie Trie, the man who had obtained the invitation for Wong, delivered a $50,000 donation to the DNC the following day and testified before the House Committee that he was reimbursed by Wong’s associates.

sorry... the debbil made me do it. :evilgrin:

[grantcart]

45. damn laughed so hard bit my tongue

[SunsetDreams]

40. Obama refuses to star in their psychodrama.

[cliffordu]

41. Obama dresses right

[SunsetDreams]

43. I think - therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh

[SunsetDreams]

44. Obama caught red handed with a......

yellow toad

[Frank Booth]

46. You Obamanots keeping sticking your heads in the sand

Don't blame me when America wakes up to the reality that:

Obama's mailman likes viewing porn on the internet

Obama's dental hygenist spends $50 a week on marijuana

Obama's neighbor steals office supplies from work.

Do you Obama groupies honestly believe that the Republicans won't use this against him in the fall? Are those stars in your eyes blinding you?

Obama hasn't been vetted. The more we keep digging, the more we find.

Remember, it's better to destroy the Democratic Party ourselves right now, instead of letting the Republicans destroy it in November.

[grantcart]

48. wait wait let me make a note 'for the record'

got it you will not be blamed - you are officially off the hook.

[cliffordu]

47. Obama can't recite Pi to over 23 places. Loser

[From The Left]

52. Are you saying Obama isn't Human?