Obama was responsible for the conquest of England in 1066.

[Thurston Howell III]

[stevenleser]

1. Damn, I KNEW it. More and more, the truth is coming out...

Obama now has ties to William the Conqueror, his former pastor, his Communist Barber and the Nazi pool guy! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5071326

[rpannier]

2. And that's a bad thing why???

I mean, I'm a decendant of William I (the Conqueror)

I wholeheartedly support that conquest.

You've given me another reason to support him.

[nxylas]

28. So Obama inadvertantly invented America

The Norman Conquest was responsible for the creation of the oppressive British class system that many of the earliest British settlers in America sought to escape. Therefore, without Obama, America as we know it wouldn't exist. I guess that'll cost him the Native American vote, though.

[Thurston Howell III]

3. He also murdered that Pope John Paul I in 1978.

[rpannier]

4. Thanks again

I had 5 bucks on it being Obama.

[stevenleser]

5. Yeah, well, I aint payin...

I'm just sayin...

[Thurston Howell III]

6. Is that it?!?!

[rpannier]

14. stevenleser (the previous respondent)

wouldn't put his money where his mouth was and pony-up for a 5 dollar-25 cent bet which is what I wanted

[stevenleser]

16. I blame my welching on the Obama's Nazi pool boy and Communist barber

they MADE me welch.

[CitizenLeft]

7. yeah... he plotted with Hildebrand - I KNEW it!

(my favorite topic! :silly:)

[Stephanie]

8. And he caused the Great Earthquake of 1906

And you win the prize for best new username. Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Thurston Howell III]

9. Thanks Stephanie. BTW, it was Hillary that caused the 1906 earthquake.

[Stephanie]

18. I stand corrected.

She looks good for her age, though!

[EmilyAnne]

10. I want to know exactly where he was in the year 666! Both BC and AD!

What does he have to hide, hmm?

[Thurston Howell III]

11. Yup. He's keeping that a secret.

[Major Hogwash]

12. Obama was a Norman? What the hell? Where is this going? Who am I? What am I doing here?

If the rebellion falls, then we all shall give our library cards back!

[Thurston Howell III]

13. I don't know if he was a Norman. He could have been just an opportunist.

[Major Hogwash]

17. Hahahahaha! Opportunity only knocks once, but the postman rings twice.

By the way, Jack Nicholsen is taking credit for Hillary's big win in Ohio.

Hahahahahahaha!

That was a great commercial he did for her cuz it was so bad.

Hahahahaha!

[Recursion]

25. He's not a Norman... as far as I know (nt)

[Thurston Howell III]

15. Hillary was the creator of the Brazilian joke!!!

[krispos42]

19. He was also in on the 'Titanic' sinking

He was the lookout, but LIHOP.

:tinfoilhat:

[dchill]

27. Come on! Now you've gone too far...

that one was never PROVEN!

[krispos42]

31. Yeah, and how convienent is that?

All the evidence scattered across a couple of square miles, 12,500 feet below the surface.

Hmmmmmmmmm...

[Major Hogwash]

35. If we could just find "the smoking gun", then we'd know for sure.

Smoking gun, get it?

LoL

[anonymous171]

20. So much for judgment. He probably missed the courier that came at 3 am while he was off.

[quantass]

21. God Damn America, He did it again!

[Thurston Howell III]

22. Thanks for the Rec.

[From The Left]

23. Obama was Responsible for the Beattles Breaking Up

Fleetwood Mac, too

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

34. LOL!

[Alter Ego]

24. I also heard that he was responsible

for the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and the start of World War I.

[From The Left]

26. Obama Was Responsible for Chelsea!

[knixphan]

29. a trusted source has revealed to me...

That Michael Jackson was heavily influenced by the Obama camp during the 80's to pursue plastic surgery, as well as young boys.

[CreekDog]

30. That's true, but at least he can claim 942 years of experience

:think:

[kwassa]

32. Obama the Conqueror, invaded from Normandy, wasn't it?

against Queen Hillary, the Lion-hearted?

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

33. Was wondering when someone was going to bring that up.

[Major Hogwash]

36. Pastor Right, Pastor Wrong, Passed her in the night.

That's all they have - and they fucking know it!!