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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 09:04 AM
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BREAKING: No video link to SNL's "Lifer Follies" exists
Edited on Fri Mar-14-08 09:05 AM by underpants
Because if it did it would be a sweetly satirical thing to post in relation to the ridiculous coverage of Rev. Wright. What we have seen is the bumble-bee-soccer world that MSM exists in and that the general public follows-Tuesday it was Spitzer, Wednesday it was Ferraro, now it is the former preacher of Barrack Obama Rev.Wright.

Oooh the BOOGIE MAN!

I thought we had the freedom to get up and make a complete ass of ourselves in this country! (hold on I'll get to doing that shortly). But no we all need to think just the same as everyone else. Groupthink is the only way to get ahead don't ya know.... brother :-) you don't want to rock the boat do you? oh and for those not in the African-American community you are supposed to get out of this that THEY IS COMIN' TO GET YOU! no not the ones ripping by the truckload the guy beside you digging for scraps. Oh I see there it is they are making complete asses out of everyone in this country how ingenious, well at least as long as you are an ass the same way as everyone else.

of course no one will bring up the Social Gospelwhich is what WE are supposed to be working for (pssst they are)


NEXT PLEASE!
_____________________
As performed on 24 Jan 1976


Director: Quite alright. May we see the next man, please?

< Third Prisoner enters >

Assistant: Name?

Third Prisoner: Garrett Johnson.

Director: It says here, Mr. Johnson, that you are serving a life sentence for first degree murder and insulting an officer of the law.

Third Prisoner: That's right.

Director: What are you going to do for us today?

Third Prisoner: I've been in solitary for years now, and I've studied and developed my talent for writing music, and I've written lots of songs. Here's a song I'm gonna sing which is the sum of my philosophy. < sings >

"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.."

< Guards pull him away >

I belong to AFTRA!

Director: Wonderful sense of rhythm.

Warden: Next, please!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75klifer.phtml
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