I've decided - any of you associated with anyone with an opinion I dislike, I'm writing you off.

[Rabrrrrrr]

I mean, seriously, I want to be as liberally pure as any of you, and so, if I find out that any of the people you look up to or admire or have learned from or speak well of have ever - EVER - said or done anything that I might find "impure" - because in liberalism, total and utter and absolute purity is the only acceptable state of being - I will write you off as the worst possible piece of shit imaginable in the history of human evolution. In fact, you will be a lower form of scum than Ann Coulter, Jerry Falweel, or Hitler. Actually, calling you "scum" or "piece of shit" is an insult to scum and pieces of shit.

Because being an open-minded, alternative-thinking, progressive, outside-the-box, non-status-quo liberal who's all about peace and love and building up community and being loving to our neighbor is all about fucking purity, baby. Pure, unadulterated, total and utter purity.

Fucking yeah, baby.

Anything less than utter perfection is unacceptable, and that includes the perfection of anyone you've ever met, talked with, talked about, shaken hands with, looked at, listened to, stood around, or even shared the same country with.

In fact, any of you who chose to stay in this country when Reagan was president can go screw yourselves. You're not "true" liberals, and you are utterly without merit.

[azmouse]

1. Should you ever run for President,

you have my vote!

[redqueen]

2. That sounds like a plan to me!

We can all just ignore each other forever, cause we all have different ideas about what makes a person 'perfect'.

What a wonderful world it'll be. :)

[bicentennial_baby]

3. Aaaaaaaaaah! What are *you* doing in here?!

:o

Oh the humanity! Rabrrrrr has been unleashed upon GDP!

:cry:

[tblue]

4. And if any of you were ever in the presence of someone telling an ethnic joke and you didn't

immediately denounce, repudiate, reject, censure, decry, revile, vilify, discredit, AND damn it, then.....then....then, I do ALL those things to you and to everyone who looks like you!

[tblue]

6. Including yo mama!

[EmilyAnne]

13. And you would have to do it in a very public forum. Buy a page in the NYtimes, hold a press

conference, etc.

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. And apologize to every single person of color, in person, in their home.

:rofl:

[lligrd]

5. If You Run Just Tell Them You Had Us All On Ignore - nt

[bigbrother05]

7. You got some mighty high standards

Kick and R

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Just following the purity codes of the bizarrely fundamentalist few Hillary supporters.

:rofl:

[bigbrother05]

16. I think we are all doomed to Hell, if we follow that code

[CreekDog]

8. I'm distancing myself from you right now

but I didn't do it from the beginning so now I can't be president! :cry:

that's what i get for idolizing a Rabrrrrouzer. :banghead:

[rwheeler31]

9. But will you take the purity Oath?

[bhikkhu]

10. "I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for everything anybody has ever said

that has offended anyone"

Perhaps we could begin and end every day with this, or even begin every conversation with it, or greet strangers with it.

[theredpen]

11. New Feature Suggestion

When you join DU, everyone is on your ignore list and you have to selectively remove people from it.

That would make too many people happy.

[Thickasabrick]

14. Are you saying...."they are dead to you" n/t

[hfojvt]

15. you may regret that

some of my operatives are Vulcans. Even evil-Sulu knows, you don't cross the Vulcans.

[cbayer]

17. I take it back.

I honestly thought you were talking to both camps.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. I am talking to both camps, but given the current situation,

this is directed - at least current-issue-wise speaking - toward the few utterly rabid and out of control Hillary supporters.

[cbayer]

21. Gotcha.

I thought for a moment you might be one of the utterly rabid and out of control Obama supporters.

I really liked your post when I first read it. When you took sides, I didn't like it so much.

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Sadly, though I am an Obama supporter, some few of my fellows have been as purity-driven

and rabid and fucking assholish as the fundy Hillary supporters.

It's a goddamned embarrassment, is what it is, for the Democratic party.

[The Doctor.]

18. Fuck yeah? Well I say 'Fuck no!

Oh, and Reaganonmics?

It was awesome!

Green? NO... Brown!

Rock and roll? Nuh-Uh... Disco baby!

Watch me now... I'm on ignore!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

19. Two Words: Olive Garden

'nuff said!

[trof]

24. Nice post, Hitler.

;-)