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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:12 AM
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Next on the agenda....Which candidate will be branded as "mentally ill"?
Edited on Sun Mar-16-08 12:13 AM by Armstead
And after that, which one is secretly gay? Which one kicks their cat daily? Which one has unpaid parking tickets?

And finally, the most important issue.....Which one has an "innie" and which one has an "outie"? .....Belly button, that is. Personally I could never vote for someone who has an outie.
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eileen_d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:13 AM
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1. OUTTIEGATE!
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:14 AM
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2. They're both already secretly gay
:hide:
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Drachasor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:15 AM
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4. I think they'd have surrogates for kicking cats, as that's a lot of work and they are busy
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:16 AM
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5. Or hired illegal immigrants as cat-kickers
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:14 AM
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3. Ha! Obama already paid his tickets!
The unpaid ones from Cambridge, when he was Harvard, that is. :D
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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:17 AM
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6. Which one slept through the most sermons?
:rofl:
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jbnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:27 AM
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7. I am much more worried by a media report that Obama
pulled his socks up too high when he played basketball at Harvard.

I am not just a concern troll, everyone knew about it and it was an issue. They said he was still Dr J when they were more Michael Jordon.
At Harvard Law, a unifying voice (Oh not that unity crap)
"If there was any knock against Barack, he pulled his socks up a little too high and his shorts were a little too small,"


And they mention the scandal you brought up on the same page. Has he resolved it?
If so it was just political expedience.
Records from Somerville show that he still owes the city $72.63 in excise taxes and $45 in late penalties on two parking violations.
The bright, young law student parked illegally in a bus stop in 1990 and illegally in a street-sweeping zone in 1991.


This could be the it if words get out about his socks.
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kerry-is-my-prez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:30 AM
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8. Well both have been accused of being secretly gay - so throw that one out...
Edited on Sun Mar-16-08 12:32 AM by kerry-is-my-prez
and Obama lived in Chicago - a large city with poor parking. When I lived there - I had a few unpaid tickets - along with everyone else.
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HuffleClaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 12:36 AM
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9. SEX SELLS
and it will.

Before this circus sideshow is over they'll produce ALLEGATIONS of sexual misconduct about BOTH Hillary (in her case more likely about Bill so she'll have to answer the question, 'why do you stay married to a serial cheater' a few hundred times) and Obama.
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barack the house Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 01:29 AM
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10. Erm is this wise tobe putting out ideas for them. I dunnah like.
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better tomorrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 01:31 AM
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11. kick their cats daily?
Ask Socks.....he/she might know.
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-16-08 02:58 AM
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12. Candidates are sane
It's the supporters that are insane.
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