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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 06:56 PM
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I farted within earshot of Barack Obama. I also belched while occupying the same room as Hillary.
Neither of them have denounced me, therefore, I can't, in good conscience, vote for either of these monsters.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 06:57 PM
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1. We have just lost the whitehouse
Edited on Wed Mar-19-08 06:57 PM by GoPsUx
:mad:
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 07:05 PM
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4. Cool quote from "Scent" I remember that scene
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 07:07 PM
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6. It came to me in a thread I started earlier
I couldn't wait to get home to make the jpg
It just sort of fit
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 06:58 PM
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2. Just think! The future president may have inhaled your body odors!! WOW
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Alenne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 07:01 PM
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3. Obama is a fartist
and Hillary is a belchist. I will not vote for either if they do not reject and denounce farts and belching NOW. I can't believe the MSM is not talking about this.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 07:05 PM
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5. Year ago in Wisconsin I used a couple urinals that had
plaques that said: "John F. Kennedy used this urinal on (a date in 1960)." Your post brought that memory back.
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 07:27 PM
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7. I used a urinal in a red-neck bar that had a picture of Jane Fonda in it
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 08:10 PM
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8. That's to help the drunks aim. n/t
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