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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:42 PM
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of Glenn Beck.
I made the mistake of flipping the station he's on and heard about 10 minutes of his ongoing tirade about Obama's preacher. I'm still seething.

Fuck. You. Glenn. Beck.

Can I get a DU amen?
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:43 PM
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1. An amen, and
a DUzy.

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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:09 PM
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24. Thanks! This needs more recs too.
I want my curse on Glenn Beck to go to the top of the Greatest Page!
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:19 PM
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27. rec'd
:thumbsup:

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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:23 PM
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29. Thanks! nt
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:45 AM
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45. You know that "chickens coming home to roost" sermon?
Well, here is the REAL sermon. Fox News needs to lose their FCC license.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdlnzkeoyQ
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:43 PM
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2. Good old Glenn
A toady to the very end.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:43 PM
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3. HALLEJUAH!!
Praise Jebus!!
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:43 PM
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4. Don;t do that to those poor fleas
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CherokeeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:45 PM
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5. The Fleas Will Need a Microscope...
to find anything in that part of his anatomy...no b@#$* there!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:48 PM
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8. glen beck is the sort of "American" who
Pastor Wright was refering no doubt..no wondering ol glen is so irate.
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:03 PM
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19. Bingo. His schpiel was about how the rich white man can't get a break nowadays.
Won't someone PLEASE think of poor rich white man??!!??1! :cry:

:eyes:
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:54 PM
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14. rofl.
:rofl:
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:46 PM
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6. I'll have to tell my son about
your pox on glen beck. He mentioned how much he didn't like him the other day when we were talking long distance..he'll get a kick outta that one.
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:46 PM
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7. "No...No...No.....God Damn America" ...........Amen
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:50 PM
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11. Mr. Beck's fan club weighing in. nt
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:06 PM
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22. We have a lot of rw pundits that are revered
Edited on Thu Mar-20-08 01:07 PM by zidzi
on DU now. I miss the 2004 primaries when we didn't have to deal in that shite.
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:51 AM
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46. You like nutcase asshole right-wing pundits, hunh?
You only do your candidate of choice a disservice.

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futureliveshere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:49 PM
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9. AMEN!!!
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:49 PM
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10. It's not just him
The entire right-wing noise machine is focused on Obama's preacher. While working across the radio dial, I heard this Monica woman who was just vile.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:56 PM
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16. That's what "We Don't Have Anything To Run On" sounds like.
I've at least let some of my anger subside and am now wholly amused at the wingnuts. :-)
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phrigndumass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:51 PM
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12. Only a thousand?
And why not scabies?

:spray:
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Yavapai Donating Member (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:40 PM
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36. ...And may all of Rush Limbaugh's teeth
fall out but one (so he can have a constant tooth ache!)
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:54 PM
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13. Amen!
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:56 PM
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15. Being as nothing else occupies his pelvic area, you have room for WAY more ...
than a measly thousand camel's worth of fleas.
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phrigndumass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 12:59 PM
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17. Why do you hate fleas?
:headbang:
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Bobbieo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:02 PM
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18. Why do you people waste your time listening to people who upset you?
Don't they put your health and blood pressure at risk?
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:04 PM
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I won't make that mistake again. I think my BP shot up 20 points.
10 more minutes and I'd have developed an ulcer.
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:41 PM
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57. My remote control
refuses to stop on that station. I swear it zapped me the other day when I was surfing and :evilfrown:THE BECK FACE:evilfrown: flashed briefly as the clicker jumped over to the next place!
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phrigndumass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:04 PM
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20. *it was a joke*
feel better?

:hi:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:05 PM
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21. What do you have against fleas?
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:09 PM
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23. that creature needs to be banned from the airwaves
my boss believes everything that idiot says, and tells me I'm wrong, even when I hand him citations and back up my facts. So inconvenient when the truth gets in the way of hate.
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:16 PM
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25. Kickin' my curse on Glenn Beck! Give me some more amens!
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:18 PM
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26. I hope you were able to disinfect your home afterwards.
I recommend sage.
And maybe a new TV.

:)
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RiverStone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:21 PM
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28. It's been a week...
Edited on Thu Mar-20-08 01:23 PM by RiverStone
How much longer will the wacko's milk this?

Too bad the country can't put GB on "ignore".
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:24 PM
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30. He almost died
he almost died in hospital.
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:29 PM
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31. Hey, I don't want him to die. I want him to itch. nt
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 02:15 PM
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40. And?
What does that have to do with not liking his rants?
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:44 AM
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44. doesn't excuse his being an asshole
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:52 AM
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47. And he was a complete HYPOCRITE about it.
He didn't learn a damn thing.

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jesus_of_suburbia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:32 PM
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32. He bothers me more than Hannity and Limpballs
I think it is wrong to hate... but I sure do want to hate him! I'm afraid I do.


He is the natiest, meanist, most racist, most sexist, most classist tool on tv.
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 02:13 PM
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39. He was hitting all those notes too.
It was about how mean old Barack is picking on poor dears like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
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jesus_of_suburbia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:34 PM
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33. I think this will be one thread that can unite all of DU!
Amen!
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jesus_of_suburbia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:35 PM
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34. I think this will be one thread that can unite all of DU!
AMEN!
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:36 PM
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35. I thought they already had infested his crotch.
What other excuse would he have for his idiotic commentary? Jerk!
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SeaLyons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:51 PM
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37. OH MY, It just sucks
so bad when the shoe is on the other foot. It really does.
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sudopod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 01:51 PM
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38. You peacenick hippie lightweight!
Only 1000 camels? Pshaaaa!

I call over the fleas of OVER 9000 camels to infest his crotch. ^_^
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:38 AM
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41. Kick! I just need one more rec for my curse to get on the Greatest page!
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CitizenLeft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:43 AM
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42. Amen!
...the fleas of a thousand camels... :rofl:
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ClayZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:44 AM
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43. Amen!
K and R
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:53 AM
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48. LOLOL!!! .... AMEN!!! ...... make those ravenous, ANGRY fleas with razor sharp mandibles!
:D





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fadedrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:55 AM
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49. AMEN
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 12:59 AM
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50. Amen! And throw in "a thousand genital crabs" to the curse.
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 01:04 AM
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51. Kick my curse on Glenn Beck! nt
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 01:11 AM
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52. Can we help a sister out and get her curse to the top of the greatest page?
You have to hear asshat Beck to know why this is so important.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200803200009
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 01:16 AM
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53. Kick!
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krkaufman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:28 PM
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54. Amen. and thank you. The OP title had me howling.
(though I fear I may now be put on a terror watch list)
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:29 PM
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55. "I am a thinker" from the biggest idiot on TV
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:31 PM
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56. Holy Sh*t! Alleluia! Where's the Tylenol?
AMEN! & thank ya! ;)
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zonkers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-21-08 06:50 PM
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58. Sounds like insect cruelty.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-22-08 01:32 AM
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59. I wouldn't wish that on a mound of fire ants
let alone fleas


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