BREAKING: Clinton camp denies marriage rumors.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

Late last night, opposition researchers for the Obama campaign leaked word that Hillary Rodham Clinton may in fact be married to this man, former President of the United States William Jefferson Clinton.



The Clinton campaign has refused to comment on the rumors, but blamed "that lying muckraker, Drudge," for spreading "false accusations and spurious bullshit." The rumors, Clinton surrogates say, are wholly without basis in reality. "Hillary Rodham has never married," said chief campaign strategerist William Penn. "She is her own woman, and no man can tame her." Penn, a Quaker, is the founder of the state of Pennsylvania, and the coiner of the state motto, "New Jersey Sucks Ass."

[tekisui]

1. She should distance herself from that man.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. and vice versa.

[saltpoint]

3. I defend Bill Clinton against his detractors in the Lewinsky case

and stand with former Sen. Dale Bumpers, whose support of the Big Dog in the impeachment procedings was one of the best addresses on personal matters for politicians I've ever heard.

I'm not a Clinton Democrat but generally dislike the Limbaugh/Hannity axis of reflexive dismissal regarding adultery. True -- Bill Clinton fibbed about Monica Lewinsky, but my complaint there is that he did not fib more skillfully. His private life is none of anyone else's business except his wife's.

[UALRBSofL]

8. Old Crusoe You are absolutely right

And you know when this went down and the Rethugs were all up in arms it pissed me off because they were worse then him. Look what has happened to all these rethugs getting caught. What hypocrisy from the rethugs.

[saltpoint]

13. True. Adultery appears to be a bipartisan undertaking.

The Pukes tried to crucify the Big Dog and failed to put their own house in order.

[surfermaw]

11. YYou got it Old Crusoe

You know all the shoes may not have fallen yet, but I bet there are to be more coming with the two men McCain and Obama, Obama like Clinton has tennieboppers hanging all over him, I wouldn't be laughing to loud if I were the McCins or Obama's.. Who knows before GE, both men might have to fall out over wo men...We already know about McCain and I am sure that there will be more to come.

[rug]

4. What do you think of Windows 95? Will it be any good?

[RC]

5. Any new operating system has some bugs. Wait for the service pac.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

7. It'd almost certainly be an improvement over Vista. n/t

[blogslut]

6. Damn you!

I literally blew coffee out of my nose. You shall pay for this, wombat-lover.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

10. First you say you love me.

Then you show me a photo of a horny toad. I like your style.

[blogslut]

12. careful there

Love is a dangerous thing ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU6jEpjzGLY

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

15. I'm not very good at being careful.

That's just the way it is. :-)

[Window]

9. LMAO! Good one.

:thumbsup:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

14. Kicking.