If you are too polite, too conciliatory, too level-headed, I will put you on ignore.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

And if you post thoughtful essays (your own or otherwise). And if the subject line of your post isn't incendiary so as to provoke reactions. And if you agree with me and tell me so. Essentially, if you don't choke on your own bile, consider yourself ignored.

And if you speak ill of sloths, our three-toed friends.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. Sure that wasn't "morose code"?? Good one...heh... n/t

On Edit:

http://www.lef.org/protocols/prtcl-125.shtml

[KittyWampus]

2. fuck you, asshole? or is that pulling punches?

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

3. Ahhhhhhh.

:hug:

[ColbertWatcher]

4. I believe the Vice President...

...has a http://wikiality.com/Special_message">special message for you...

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

5. He'd shoot a sloth--just for bein' so unAmuricanly lazy.

[Faygo Kid]

6. I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

No ignore for me.

[John Q. Citizen]

7. Listen; Your mother wears army boots so live it or live with it!

Ai is the name of a two toed sloth from SA, and a good word to know in Scabble.

Everyone knows ais are our real friends.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

8. My mother's too drunk to be able to lace up Army boots.

[ColbertWatcher]

9. When your mother gets out of jail...

...she's gonna be pissed...

[Dinger]

10. And She Has Bangs On Her Knees Too,

Don't forget that.:evilgrin: