DEMOCRATIC DREAM TICKETS (Part 1 - Clinton)

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BY RHONDA CHRISS LOKEMAN

HILLARY CLINTON-GLORIA STEINEM: Just to make the old boy network short-circuit. That plus Geraldine Ferraro as chief of staff.

CLINTON-MARTHA STEWART: Stewart built an empire — something handy as Clinton continues the Bush doctrine in Iraq on Day One. Hillary sees cookie baking as a housefrau chore; Martha sees it as a way to boost stock options. Never mind Martha’s criminal past. Those charges were trumped up. Besides, the Clintons have a soft spot for ex-cons. (See Marc Rich.)

CLINTON-KATHLEEN SEBELIUS: The Kansas governor and Obamaphile is smart and gets things done without scorching the earth. She’s likable and could draw more Midwestern voters. Clinton, unlike Sebelius, never managed a state budget. Clinton could learn a lot from her, including that one can pose for the “power issue” of a fashion magazine and still be taken seriously as a woman in politics. This year, Sebelius delivered the Democratic response to President Bush’s last State of the Union address.

CLINTON-BILL CLINTON: This may be too many Clintons in the kitchen. At least being veep would keep the ex-president busy. This ticket can be summed up in two words: idle hands.

CLINTON-JOE BIDEN: The Delaware senator would make a great president. But the former presidential contender was like a VW bus stuck in traffic between Hillary’s Hummer and Obama’s Yukon hybrid. He’s one of the smartest people in Congress and good on all issues that matter to Democrats. Voters might shun a solid East Coast ticket. (See Obama-Biden.)

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http://www.kansascity.com/273/story/542285.html

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1. Load of crap.

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2. I'll be posting Obama's, too when it appears in the paper.

Just warning you so you won't have to click on the thread.