I believe that Hillary Clinton has never lied to advance her career.

[MediaBabe]

I believe that Hillary Clinton is a good woman who has the best interest of the United States in her heart.

I believe that Barack Obama has never lied to advance his career.

I believe that Barack Obama is a good man who has the best interest of the United States in his heart.

What a wonderful year to have two such valiant warriors ready to give their all for America.

[MadBadger]

1. I disagree...I think they have both lied at some point to advance their careers

Hillary just does it a lot and with ease.

[joshcryer]

4. Can you actually name at least 10 instances where she lied?

I'd be interested, because if she "lied a lot" this should be easy.

[MadBadger]

8. Alright, give me some time, I'll try my best.

[MediaBabe]

5. I believe they are both very intelligent

And far too smart to lie to the people. In this age of internet they both know it's just too easy to be exposed and they neither can afford that. The cost is too high.

[Kahuna]

2. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

:o

[DearAbby]

7. brain worm....nt

[babylonsister]

15. **snort**

:rofl:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

26. Lol...

Steve Martin: Do I look okay? I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Hey. Where has Steve been? Haven't seen him on 'Saturday Night Live' in a while.." < chuckles > They want me. They call me every week to do the show. But I have been holding out for a little bit of this.. < rubs his fingers together > And so the calls fly back and forth, and I made a deal, and I'm very happy to be here tonight. I wish I'd asked for money instead of a little bit of this.. < rubs his fingers together again >

You probably heard I was into the comedy thing. Kind of getting out of that now.. into a little more serious deal. And so that's why right now I'd like to talk about "What.. I.. Believe.."

< heavy music starts to play >

"What I Believe."

I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis.

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.

And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.

And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's what I believe.

We'll be right back.

[DearAbby]

3. Everytime I hear a new born baby cry

or touch a leaf
or see the sky
THEN I KNOW WHY
I BELIEVE.....

[Kahuna]

9. I believe above a storm the smallest prayer can still be heard ..

I believe that someone in the great somewhere
Hears every word

Everytime I hear a new born baby cry,
Or touch a leaf or see the sky
Then I know why, I believe ( I believe)

[DearAbby]

11. Ooops I misspoke....err miss-sung

I believe that someone in the great somewhere
Hears every word

Everytime I hear a new born baby cry,
Or touch a leaf or see the sky
Then I know why, (wait for it the big finish) I believe!!!!


::::distant sound of neighborhood dogs howling in pain:::

[roguevalley]

17. this thread is great. DUzy time!

[DearAbby]

18. I apologize to your little Dachshund for my

serenade...

[roguevalley]

20. hey, Tippy is sitting up applauding. Standing O from my little baby.

:evilgrin:

[izquierdista]

6. I believe that women's breasts

should be called "ta-tas".

[MediaBabe]

10. Yeah I know, nothing is so important that it cannot be ridiculed

by a sexist remark.

[grantcart]

12. there is something about your reply that seems to be at odds with the rest of the thread

but I cannot quite put my finger on it

[Cheap_Trick]

23. What I Believe

I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis.

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.

And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.

And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's what I believe.

We'll be right back.



Steve Martin, SNL 1979

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79smono.phtml

[izquierdista]

24. Thank you

I was trying to find that clip. Not "ta-tas", but "hooters".

[Cheap_Trick]

25. when i read your post

his monologue was the first thing that popped into my head. strange the things we remember 30 years later:)

[Blue-Jay]

13. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

[desi]

14. 5th Rec for a nice post...

Thank you and don't let the ignored bother you...

[MediaBabe]

16. I wish there was more joyous celebration of two great candidates

around here. It doesn't matter what the speeches are about - uniting must begin here at the grass roots. No speechmaker can do it for us.

Thanks for the rec and I'll try to heed your advice.

[crankychatter]

19. Never trust a person that never lies

they can't keep a secret

[Pastiche423]

21. Naivete lives!

[eridani]

22. Jeebus! These are POLITICIANS you are talking about! n/t