I saved 25 babies from a burning building today, while under sniper fire

[dempartisan23]

i just hope cbs doesnt find out the truth of this story, lol

[NightWatcher]

1. great, now I have to put you on ignore

kidding

[MannyGoldstein]

2. You Bastard! I Only Saved 24!

I'm going back for more, dammit!

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Drag them back in and bring them out, over and over

The count gets higher much faster that way.

[dempartisan23]

11. hehehehe

i regularly come under sniper fire.

[scheming daemons]

3. Was Sheryl Crow, Sinbad, and your teenage daughter with you?

...

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Hah! I saved *50* UNBORN babies from a burning building today, under the fire of FIVE snipers!

WHILE being screamingly damned by Jeremiah Wright!

[Terry_M]

10. I went back in time a few thousand years...

And saved one of your ancestors from getting eaten by a lion therefore effectively saving anyone you have saved and will save moving on (because without me you wouldn't be here) so there!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Oh. pffft. I caused the Big Bang! In fact, the entire universe is here

only because of my munificence for you lesser, underserving ... things, I guess is the best word to describe you. Things.

[Terry_M]

18. Unfortunately you wouldn't have been around to do that

were it not for me saving your ancestor from being eaten.

[DearAbby]

In a DeLoren?

1.21 gigawats....1.21gigawats!! :::smacks forehead:::


Great Scott!

[dempartisan23]

12. wow!!

[Taxmyth]

6. Did Rezko give you money? How much? Don't lie now.

Maybe CBS will find the truth to this story.

[Liberal Veteran]

9. No no no. The proper way to phrase the question is: Did you pocket the money Rezko gave you?

[Liberal Veteran]

7. That's marginally true.....

You did blow out an aromatherapy candle and take your kid to the park driving past those kids that keep throwing water balloons at your car.

So what if the details were a little exaggerated. You probably just misremembered.

[Botany]

8. Is that all?

I quarterbacked Ohio U to a national championship, made love
to 4 super models @ one time, and won a nobel prize for knowing
what the latin name for an oak tree, Quericus. And all the time
I was under sniper fire too. I also have nobody on my ignore list.



But I have said millions of words and ah ah ah sometimes the past
has a way of being a misstatement because whe you say a lot things
tend not to be like other things.

[walldude]

14. If you get a presidential commendation please

piss on his shoes while he's pinning it to your chest..

[dempartisan23]

15. i dont need awards

saving 25 babies is reward enough. i may run for president though!!

[walldude]

16. Well then you can commend yourself and

piss on your own shoes :rofl: :rofl:

[dempartisan23]

21. superheroines like me and hillary

dont pee.

[walldude]

23. LMAO.... now that was some funny shit...

:toast:

[derby378]

17. I flew 200 feet over Area 51 with 25 babies while talking on the phone with Sheryl Crow

All of this while taking sniper fire. From a squadron of T-1000 Terminators. :silly:

[dempartisan23]

22. wow!!

[crankychatter]

19. She said it, I believe it and that settles it

it MUST be true

[DearAbby]

20. Piffle...that's nothing...

I saved the entire US Navy and the USS Missouri, from terrorists planing on offload...wait a minute that was UNDER SIEGE with Steven Segall...Well I saved hostages in the Tataki building on Christmas Eve...wait a minute that was DIE HARD with Bruce Willis...Well I saved the Sweet pea from being kidnapped by Pappy....er..ahum ...ah hell, nevermind.

::Stomps out of the thread.::


Edit....I saved Bambi from....Shit

::stomps out again:::

[slinkerwink]

24. That little 8 year old girl was so BRAVE to be my sniper shield!

[DearAbby]

25. Kick....what the hell