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[Armstead]

2 Quarts of Milk
1 dozen eggs
1 Box Captn' Crunch Cerael
1 pound hamburger

[ThatBozGuy]

1. Wait wasn't there a stick of butter?

It was a a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a stick of butter sumfin sumfin sumfin
and then it was a loaf of butter, a gallon of bread, a stick of milk sumfin sumfin sumfin

[Armstead]

2. No, margarine

I'm putting you on ignore if you insist on butter

[leftstreet]

3. I can't believe you eat hamburger. Welcome to ignore.

:D

[Armstead]

4. Yes, I'm from the Carnivore Wing of the Democratic party

[cliffordu]

8. Only republican freepers are carnivores...

With the exception of those of us who cannot live without the occasional

carne asada taco or a little of that BBQ from just about anywhere in Austin.....

:evilgrin:

[jgraz]

5. You're either making the world's worst meatloaf

or you like your crunchberries made out of ground beef.

[Armstead]

6. No I like my burgers with Captain Crunch on top

[Adsos Letter]

7. ...geez...you tryin' fer diabetes...?

...lose the Cap'n Crunch and replace with Special K... :D

[better tomorrow]

9. you forgot the toilet paper

[jgraz]

32. With that haul? He ain't gonna shit for a week.

[Breeze54]

10. Naw, it's one 5 lb. roast beef, a gallon of low fat milk, a 5 lb. bag of potato's, gingerale,

2 loaves of Oatmeal Whole Grain bread, 1/4 Lb. of provolone cheese and a dozen eggs.

Don't forget to pick up Hazelnut coffee, low cholesterol coffee creamer and banana's.

And some DVD's to watch while we eat! ;)

[better tomorrow]

13. how do you afford all of that in today's economy???????

[Breeze54]

23. 5 lbs of roast beef is 10 meals for two people!

Have a pound of RB ground into burger.
Have another lb. cut into stew meat.
Roast the rest, have a hot meal.
Slice the rest for burritos and sandwiches. ;)

Potato's are $1.59 for a 5 lb. bag; $2.49 for 10 lbs.

Non-Dairy Creamer is .99 cents a quart.

Oatmeal bread is 2 for $4.00. Freeze one, eat the other.

Only buy small Amts. of provolone cheese.

Eggs are $1.79 a doz. but a necessity.

Banana's are .69 cents for 3.

A Gal. of low fat milk is $2.89.

Don't shop at expensive stores, don't buy stuff with lots of packaging, only buy
what's on sale and have a budget, coupons and a list and don't shop when hungry! ;)

[better tomorrow]

26. ok, here are a bunch of coupons.....

http://coupons.smartsource.com//index.aspx?Link=5S2ZUA6PWPEPO

And, milk in my town is 3.99 a gallon and eggs are 2.19....

[Breeze54]

27. Yeah, I've been there but they don't have coupons I can use.

As I said, I only buy what's on sale and I don't shop at Natural Foods or any BS store like that.
There were a lot of sales this last week. I got a 14 lb. turkey for $7.00 too. ;) All together we
spent $57.00 this week and it should last at least two weeks but I know how to cook and stretch
a recipe too. You learn after raising 3 kids on a shoestring. ;)

[better tomorrow]

29. yeah, I was just being (or trying to) be funny saying that...I

am pretty thrifty, too, when it comes to shopping. We are lucky because where I live there are many, many stores and they compete and they have a lot of buy one get one. My daughter and I buy the buy ones and then we plan our meals for two weeks and split costs. So, if we get chicken breasts, for example, we might get four to six meals out of the two packages of B1G1.

Tonight, hubby got B1G1 Mayonaise and we also printed a coupon for 1.50 off Hershey's Easter Candy from the Smartsource site last week and then today it was all on sale after Easter so he got three bags for 3.00 and then saved 1.50 from the coupon so it only cost us 50 cents a bag in the end. (Not that I need chocolate, mind you!)

But, I did print the coupon this week from the site for the turkey franks!!!!!

[LittleClarkie]

11. Dude, the TP

don't forget the TP or someone's going to be PO'ed

[Swamp Rat]

12. 20 pounds of berled crawfish

Six pack of Abita Restoration Ale

[better tomorrow]

15. ha ha you need to

do something like that for Maddie. Froggie hiding in the grass.....

[Swamp Rat]

20. I made the crawfish pic above for her 'brown turd' thread

:D

[Maddy McCall]

16. And some boudin and saltines please!

And maybe a sixpack of Dixie!

[Swamp Rat]

17. mmmm... boudin

... turtle soup and saltines! :9

[Maddy McCall]

18. Oh god...that looks soo good!

:9

[Swamp Rat]

22. Monday passed and I did not eat red beans n' rice... I think I will eat this for breakfast tomorrow:

[Maddy McCall]

14. As long as you don't batter the chicken with the Capn Crunch....

we'll all get along just fine. :P

[better tomorrow]

19. how about some frog legs?

I like them Captain Crunch-battered....

[Maddy McCall]

25. Hush your mouth!!

[CreekDog]

21. Locking

no calling out members! :spank:

[FlyingSquirrel]

24. and no pulling out members either!

:hide:

[CreekDog]

30. more locking!

no sex threads! :spank:

no enjoying spanking!!! :spank:

[Maddy McCall]

28. Locking.

Because it's NOT FAIR for Swampy to make me hungry at 3AM when I have no access to crawfish, dammit!

:cry:

[ekwhite]

31. Don't forget the orange juice!