Hillary Clinton is Jon Lovitz's liar character

[dancingme]

Tommy Flanagan the Pathological Liar

[Justitia]

1. "I brought peace to Northern Ireland - yeah - THAT'S the ticket!" -eom

[YOY]

2. "Yeah...Hillary/Flanagan! That's the presidential ticket!"

n/t

[Johnny__Motown]

3. And then I was ducking sniper fire while listening to a poem read by a little girl in Bosnia

[Coexist]

4. "the pledged delegates will switch to me, yeah, that's the ticket!"

[GalleryGod]

5. "We were un-der, Uhhhhhhh SNIPER fire, yeah that's it! Sniper Fire!

that's the ticket!

"We gota fire Flanagan as speechwriter!"

[Bonobo]

6. And John McCain is Dana Carvey's "Grumpy Old Man"

[Coexist]

9. I would prefer the Church Lady!

[YOY]

11. No that's Huckabee.

n/t

[dancingme]

19. true

he is the church lady

[redqueen]

18. .

:rofl:

[MadBadger]

7. And Like Jon Lovitz, she isnt that good of an actor.

[tridim]

14. I disagree, she's a gifted actor.

She lies with skill and ease.

[MadBadger]

15. If she was a better actor, Id believe those lies.

[wndycty]

8. Yeah, yeah that's the ticket I give you Hillary O'Leary Clinton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_O'Leary#Notre_Dame_controversy

Notre Dame controversy

In 2001, O'Leary left Georgia Tech to take over as the head coach for the University of Notre Dame. Five days later, O'Leary resigned after he was discovered to have lied on his resume. On the resume, O'Leary claimed that he had earned a master's degree from New York University when in fact he only attended the school but never graduated. He also claimed that he had earned three letters in football at the University of New Hampshire, when the school claimed he had not even played in one game.

Notre Dame initially supported O'Leary when the discrepancies concerning his athletic career at New Hampshire came to light, as O'Leary assured the school that there was nothing else they needed to know. When further background checks found that O'Leary had falsified his academic credentials as well, the school asked for his resignation. "Due to a selfish and thoughtless act many years ago, I have personally embarrassed Notre Dame, its alumni and fans," O'Leary said in a statement that was released that day.<3>

O'Leary blamed the inaccuracies on 'resume padding' that had followed him through his career: "In seeking employment I prepared a resume that contained inaccuracies regarding my completion of course work for a master's degree and also my level of participation in football at my alma mater. These misstatements were never stricken from my resume or biographical sketch in later years."

[C_U_L8R]

10. The Joe Isuzu of primary candidates

“If I’m lying, may lightning hit my mother.”

(“Good luck, Mom!”)

[Justitia]

12. OMG, those commercials are just like her lies - LOL. -eom

[malta blue]

13. ...

:spray:

Oh THANK YOU for that laugh :rofl::rofl:

[meow mix]

16. rofl forgot about that

good one
:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

17. This is exactly

what the right-wing did to Al Gore in 2000.

Would you like a relentless focus on the truthfulness of Obama's characterization of his friendship with Rezko?

[meow mix]

20. K&R

[dancingme]

21. thanks

:kick:

[Alter Ego]

22. "Yeah, I dodged, uh...sniper fire! That's the ticket!"