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Tue Mar-25-08 11:32 AM
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I got in to a fight in the bar last night... |
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Oh, I'm sorry, I mispoke...
Actually everyone was nice and this lady gave me a free beer.
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:34 AM
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Edited on Tue Mar-25-08 11:35 AM by cindyw
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:35 AM
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2. Where? I want a free beer. |
snooper2
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:40 AM
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3. Dallas...free drinks for everyone! |
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you must bring your Obama cult member card with you though :)
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:42 AM
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5. Bah, I never actually exchanged my Edwards card |
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You think they'll take my word for it? :)
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:48 AM
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9. Is that the card, and I want one too. |
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Tue Mar-25-08 01:08 PM
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18. You ready for your SD convention on Saturday? |
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:42 AM
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4. Barack Obama's church is... uh... not particularly controversial. |
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Oh, I'm sorry... I misspoke.
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:45 AM
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Oops, I misspoke - I did however, finish a crossword puzzle.
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:47 AM
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7. Admiral Boorda was entitled to wear the Combat V. |
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Tue Mar-25-08 12:56 PM
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16. That's highly uncalled for. The man killed himself in 1996. |
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I was in the Navy then, and I can tell you that he was much loved by the enlisted people. After the suicide, it was determined by the Navy that he was entitled to wear the medals and many people close to him doubt that it was the reason for it.
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Tue Mar-25-08 05:12 PM
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:47 AM
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:49 AM
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10. Yeah but you only admitted that because of the youtube that will be coming out |
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:55 AM
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Tue Mar-25-08 11:49 AM
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11. My condo bldg got shot up & I lived thru it. No, really, it did! Vote for me! |
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I guess I can say I've come under sniper fire and can run for prez on that.
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Tue Mar-25-08 12:41 PM
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Tue Mar-25-08 12:50 PM
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14. you're more experienced! |
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Tue Mar-25-08 12:51 PM
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I misspoke. I meant warCRAFT.
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Tue Mar-25-08 01:04 PM
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17. I once got shot at and caught a bullet in my teeth. |
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Actually - my bad, I misspoke, I meant to say that Warcraft rules!
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Tue Mar-25-08 01:08 PM
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19. I DID catch a bullet in my teeth! |
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Oh no, I misspoke. Actually I got spinach caught in my teeth.
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Tue Mar-25-08 01:14 PM
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20. Spinach is a menace. In my book that qualifies you to answer that 3am phone call. |
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"Hello."
Frantic voice: "Holy God, help us! It's ... it's spinach! Everywhere! It's all around!"
"Calm down. I know what to do."
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I love this crap.
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Tue Mar-25-08 05:14 PM
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Tue Mar-25-08 01:20 PM
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21. I spent 12 years in charge of the White House, and responded to many middle of the night |
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emergencies.
Well, I meant in charge of a white house.
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Tue Mar-25-08 01:23 PM
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22. Everyone in this thread is just so clever and hilarious, |
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I can barely contain myself. :sarcasm:
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Tue Mar-25-08 01:41 PM
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we are patting ourselves on the back as well :)
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Tue Mar-25-08 02:06 PM
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24. I voted against the IWR on principle, knowing it would hurt my |
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Political career and be unpopular at the time, but history would prove me right.
Actually, I was practicing triangulation, as usual, and never thought that damn vote would destroy my God-given right to ascend to the Presidency.
So, I'm going to destroy the Party in a fit of pique.
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Tue Mar-25-08 05:18 PM
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27. "Barack hasn't crossed the threshold of commander-in-chief..." |
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(advisor leans in, whispers in ear)
"...I misspoke.
Senator Obama has just crossed the threshold. He would make a fine vice-president."
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