I would have been here sooner *plink plink plink* but I am being held down *plink* DUCK EVERYONE...

[WCGreen]

By sniper fire...

Under deadly fire, the First Lady's entourage has landed in the middle of a combat zone...

It's takes a woman witht he courage of John Wayne and the wits of Chuck Norris to even dare come to this little piece of hell on earth...

Oh My God, Sindbad's down, for the love of God, Sindbad is down...

Serpentine, Hillary Serpintine...

The horror...

First Lady Hillary Clinton, in a stylish pants suit, I might add, has whipped out a cigar butt, chomped down on it, ripped the sleeves off her tailer made top while grabbed a Machine Gun from the hands of a frightened soldier...

"There there, soldier, we all can't be hero's,' she exclaimed while patting him on the back...

She is now jumping over the sand bags with both barrels blazing...

What's that she's yelling...

Eat Lead you Fascist Bastards...

If only we could clone her, the world would truly be safe for democracy...

[DefenseLawyer]

1. Maybe she believes in reincarnation, like Patton

"It was here. The battlefield was here."

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Lol!

Oh, I think you're in line for a DUzy with this one!

:rofl: :rofl:


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:patriot:

[riverwalker]

3. you forgot the suicide bombers

disguised as a class of 7th graders greeting her helicopter.

[Vinca]

4. OMG - that's hysterical.

:rofl:

[azmouse]

5. That cigar wasn't one of Bill's, was it?

:evilgrin:

[snooper2]

6. tears...laughing...tears...

thanks :rofl:

[thevoiceofreason]

7. Snipers with BB guns *plink plink* LOL

[Zuiderelle]

8. And will you continue to insult her if she becomes our nominee?

I don't find it any more humorous to make fun of her than I would find it to make fun of Obama. One of them is going to be our candidate. Insulting either one of them in this manner is just shooting ourselves in the foot.

I can't wait until this idiotic primary and these idiotic jokes are done. Then we can all be on the same side again.

Fuck.

[WCGreen]

12. If Obama had made such an outragous statement...

I would have been all over him as well...

It's funny...

[meow mix]

14. no.

and not gonna happen

[FlyingSquirrel]

16. .

[stillcool]

17. I don't think it will be a laughing matter..

when she lies us into another war and continues to push the Corporate agenda.

[Taxmyth]

9. First Lady flies into war zone to comfort and boost morale of troops stationed there

and that courageous act is being ridiculed because of, what? Was there the danger of sniper fire in any of the landings she made in this war zone? If yes, then her describing that danger 10 years later can be accepted. If no, then she is lying about her experiences and should be publicly ridiculed.

Gee, war zone. Multiple landings. First Lady of the United States. What do you think, was sniper fire possible?

First Lady flew to war zone to comfort and boost morale of troops - why would you think Senator Obama and his supporters would want you to ignore that part of the story?

[meow mix]

10. K&R

:rofl:

i love these posts
:rofl:

[redqueen]

11. "Lighten up guys."

Hillary's advice... not mine.

[meow mix]

13. Actually shes borrowing from Romney: (hrc the anti-plagarist doenst employ original thought)

Romney said.
"We have to lighten up a bit as a society and not always be looking for 'gotcha"

http://www.buckeyestateblog.com/romney_adopts_the_lighten_up_campaign_theme

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[slinkerwink]

18. SAVE SINBAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DearAbby]

19. Kicking because I love a good war story

tell us another one Hillary!