John McCain is SO old...

[JTG of the PRB]

Come on folks. John McCain is our real target here, so let's get some target practice in. I'll even start us off...


John McCain is SO old, his first Christmas WAS the first Christmas.

John McCain is SO old, he still owes Moses five bucks.

John McCain is SO old, when I asked him for his ID he handed me a rock.

John McCain is SO old, archaeologists recently uncovered cave drawings of him in France.

John McCain is SO old, his birthstone is lava.


Come on, DU! I know you can do it!

So tell me... How old IS John McCain?

[islandmkl]

1. dirt was just rocks when he was a boy...

[Nitrogenica]

2. Old enough to learn how to lie.

[Hawkeye-X]

3. He's so old that when God said "let there be light"

John McCain hit the switch!

[galaxy21]

7. John Mccain is so old...he first learned to write in Hieroglyphics!

[JTG of the PRB]

11. LOL.

Niiiiice.

[hvn_nbr_2]

41. Actually... McCain is so old that when he was young, lots of people...

in the U.S. didn't have light switches, or anything else electric.

[JTG of the PRB]

44. Hey hey hey! No mucking up this thread with "truth."

This is all about making fun of how decrepit John McCain is, no matter how ridiculous the things we say are!

:P

[monmouth]

4. John McCain is so old his generation is known as the "Ice Age."

Not mine, read it somewhere...

[ORDem]

5. He's only 10 in dog years. n/t

[Tribetime]

6. wakes up to" Clear"as paddles are being rubbed together

[VolcanoJen]

8. John McCain is so old....

... there are, like, 37 "L's" between the "O" and the "D".

;-)

[mucifer]

9. Here's David Letterman's response to your question

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2UxCWmxdZg0&feature=related

[C_U_L8R]

10. John McCain is so old

that 'John McCain is so old' jokes are starting to fill up Google

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=%22McCain+is+so+old+he%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

[sniffa]

12. John McCain is so old

His experience with the Great Flood is making his poll numbers rise in the flooding midwest.

[JTG of the PRB]

14. Wow.

I actually felt bad laughing at that one. :rofl:

[Hawkeye-X]

13. John McCain is so old...

He knew Ronald McDonald from clown school!

[Hawkeye-X]

15. John McCain is so old...

His birthday expired.

[mcctatas]

16. John McCain is so old that he can't go into an antique store

because he's afraid they'll keep him
he has an autographed copy of the bible
he was an angry crumudgeon when jesus was still a hippie?

[jgraz]

17. John McCain is so old...

Creationists have to argue that he's really only 1/10th his actual age.

[sniffa]

18. John McCain is so old

He's angling for the handle-bar mustache vote.

[JTG of the PRB]

26. LMAO

Wow. I haven't laughed that hard in a while... :rofl:

[sniffa]

35. Thanks. I've got a bunch

I'll keep adding to this thread. :D

[JTG of the PRB]

38. Please do!

I'm surprised at the response so far... I guess John McCain really IS old or something.

[Hawkeye-X]

19. John McCain is so old...

when I told him to act his age, he dropped dead

[Hawkeye-X]

20. John McCain is so old...

scientists claims he's the missing link.

(Ok, enough on my part)

[sniffa]

21. John McCain is so old

He still tries to use Silver currency at the 5 & Dime.

[parasim]

22. McCain is so old, the Big Bang woke him up.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

23. John McCain is so old

he served as a White House intern during the Lincoln Administration.

He and Moses went to the same High School.

[SunsetDreams]

24. John McCain is SO old....

he walked into an antique store and they kept him!

[againes654]

25. John McCain is so old

Dr. Kevorkian should be kept away from him.

Joy on "The View" made this joke today, so I can't take credit.

[sniffa]

27. John McCain is so old

He used to rail against the evils of the "Talkie."

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

28. John McCain is so old

that his parents' gift for his eighteenth birthday was fire.

[JTG of the PRB]

37. Ooooh... That's a good one!

[Berry Cool]

52. John McCain is so old...

...that when he turned sixteen, his parents bought him a wheel.

[hfojvt]

29. His age does not bother me at all

Ted Kennedy is probably older.

[stevedeshazer]

30. McCain: Um, what was the question?

[SunsetDreams]

31. John McCain is SO old...

he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

[U4ikLefty]

49. I never heard that one...lol!!!

[madmunchie]

32. John McCain is so old, he's dead and doesn't even know it

[sniffa]

33. John McCain is so old

That when he was young, the print press were preparing for the problem of their mimeographs thinking it was 1800, instead of 1900.

[Berry Cool]

50. John McCain is so old...

...he remembers worrying about the "Y1K" problem.

[JTG of the PRB]

34. John McCain is SO old...

... that he rallied against the Magna Carta as interfering with the King's rights to walk all over the peasants.

[SunsetDreams]

36. John McCain is SO STUPID

he thought he needed a token to get on soul train.

[SunsetDreams]

39. John McCain is SO Stupid...

he thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project

[JTG of the PRB]

40. John McCain is SO stupid...

...someone told him it was chilly outside and he immediately ran to build a bigger fence on the US-Mexican border to keep illegal immigrants from coming into the country and taking jobs away from decent, hard-working American chili cooks.

[sniffa]

46. John McCain is so poor, he lives in a mild carton

Talk about growing up in the Hood.

[SeattleGirl]

42. John McCain is SO old......

that Fred and Barney weren't even twinkles in their daddy's eyes when McCain reached adulthood.

[sniffa]

43. John McCain is so old

He once threatened to stop using the Pony Express due to their long delivery time.

[sniffa]

45. John McCain is so old

When his vehicle needed service, he took it to a blacksmith for re-horseshoeing.

[Berry Cool]

47. John McCain is SO old...

...that you'll never hear him claim global warming doesn't exist...he's believed in it ever since he first saw the glaciers start to retreat.

[goclark]

55. John McCain is so old they can't find his grandparents in the

census records.



* There was a post here today that they can't trace too far back in his blood line.

Interesting because I am African American and I can find some of my ancestors living as FREE in 1810.

Obama is related to more than 3 of our past Presidents and of course Cheney and Brad Pitt.

Hillary goes way back and is related to Angelina Jolie.

Either McCain has some African American blood(I pray not) or they erased the information for some other reason.

What are the names of his parents and where are they from -- I'll give it a look up.

J.Edgar Hoover's was erased.

[Warren DeMontague]

48. He's so old, the Young Earth Creationists who run the GOP's "science" wing don't believe he exists.

[Thepricebreaker]

51. Pretty stupid post... This old man is beating 1 if not both in most polls right now..

[JTG of the PRB]

53. Ahh... So we're not allowed to have a little fun then?

It has to be all serious, all the time? We have to keep bashing one another's brains in and we can never take a break to punch John McCain in the face a couple of times? Is THAT what you're implying?

[madrchsod]

57. but we have have some fun!

:woohoo::crazy: :bounce::crazy::bounce::woohoo:

[JTG of the PRB]

58. That's what I'M saying!

After all the insanity of the Democratic race for the nomination, don't we DESERVE to have a little fun every now and then?

[rocktivity]

54. He's so old, he was the busboy at the Last Supper.

rocknation

[Hawkeye-X]

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