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Thu Mar-27-08 08:14 PM
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Hillary and the Cherry Tree |
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Edited on Thu Mar-27-08 08:15 PM by alphafemale
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Hillary is found holding the ax...standing next to the downed tree. ________________________________________________________________
"Hillary! Why did you chop down this tree?"
"I didn't chop down the tree! What on earth could possibly make you think I had chopped down the tree? You must hate little girls. That's the only possible explanation for your irrational accusations. You're a SEXIST!"
"Hillary, you are still holding the ax and standing next to the tree."
"I used the ax to scare off that little black boy. He's the one who really chopped down the tree. (whispers...he's a Muslim you know.)"
"Hillary, there are still splinters sticking to the ax you are holding."
"That's because the black boy, who remember, is a MUSLIM, picked up the tree after he cut it down and started swinging it at me. I had to use the ax to defend myself."
"Hillary...c'mon now...How can you expect me to believe that?"
"What are you a SEXIST??? A girl can't defend herself against a brute!!??? We should just lay down and be raped by black, Muslim, tree-cutting thugs??!!!!"
"Sigh...I give up."
"YESSSS!!! I WIN AGAIN!!!.....Hey...Wanta buy some cherry wood?...What?! Why Not!!?? What are you??? SEXIST!!??
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Thu Mar-27-08 08:20 PM
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alphafemale
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Fri Mar-28-08 07:08 PM
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6. LOL!! I thought that was going to be a link to the "Get me an ax!" scene. |
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Thu Mar-27-08 08:20 PM
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a group of reporters that the US had an "absolute obligation" to remain in Iraq long enough to make it a success.
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Thu Mar-27-08 08:30 PM
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Success will be re-establishing alliances, re-establishing goodwill with the UN, and ending the unilateral US occupation in Iraq. That can happen pretty quick with good leadership. With the same ol' same ol' cowtowing to corporations (Clinton plan), we will continue the occupation / hopeless nation-building for years. But thanks for playing!
Maybe that's too complicated for you.
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Thu Mar-27-08 08:22 PM
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3. Have we forgotten the lessons of elementary school? |
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I remember hearing the story about George Washington in 1st grade and being taught how important it is not to tell lies.
Having so many republican Presidents has made us forget that the President is not supposed to lie to us.
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Fri Mar-28-08 01:20 AM
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5. The Bosnian Snipers cut down the tree with their bullets! |
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