SOMETHING INFLAMMATORY!!!! Something contentious.

[boppers]

Long argument, which appears to use the stregnth of many, many, words, as a replacement for saying something in a concise or simple way. Long argument, which appears to use the stregnth of many, many, words, as a replacement for saying something in a concise or simple way. Long argument, which appears to use the stregnth of many, many, words, as a replacement for saying something in a concise or simple way. Long argument, which appears to use the stregnth of many, many, words, as a replacement for saying something in a concise or simple way. Long argument, which appears to use the stregnth of many, many, words, as a replacement for saying something in a concise or simple way?

APPEAL TO EMOTION?

APPEAL TO GENDER/RACE?

Accusation of reverse racism/sexism!!!

Disgust with how others are treating my position.



(Since most other folks seem to be wasting their three on mundane repetition, I thought I'd try it myself)

[cliffordu]

1. Good work!!

[boppers]

6. Why are you trying to insult me?

Strange, convoluted statements of being hurt and defamed by your remark. Sadness expressed at the mockery of dignity that american politics have become.

[cliffordu]

14. Sly, disgusting scatalogical reference to your parentage and

lack of taste due to your choice of candidate........

Insert pornographic smiley here:

[boppers]

18. Anger towards your sexist use of porn.

Alert threat, and informing DU womyn to also group-alert, using back-channel forums.

[americanstranger]

20. Offhand observation that subject of said porn is 'hawt.'

Simultaneous declaration of a lifetime devoted to women's rights.

- as

[boppers]

29. Anger between objectification and self ownership.

Huge response post that can't be one and the other.

[americanstranger]

31. Inflammatory supporting post

by poster with suspiciously low post count.

- as

[boppers]

37. Asks poster what they like on pizza.

Additional attempts at humor.

[americanstranger]

48. Declaration of liberal credentials.

Re-phrase of initial inflammatory post, in a slightly less antagonistic form.

Suggestion that we're all on the same side.

Reiteration of liberal credentials.

- as

[boppers]

51. Hug emoticon.

Apology given, until next minor disagreement.

[americanstranger]

61. Agreement.

Clever jibe about next time.

Smiley.

- as

[mythyc]

139. anchovies

ducks hordes scoffing that there's something fishy goin on here

[LiberalAndProud]

189. popcorn emoticon

[americanstranger]

196. Hello from fellow DUer.

Wave smiley.

- as

[mythyc]

is this thing on?

uh, uh huh huh huh

who you callin fellow

[CarbonDate]

255. Angry, indignant response.

While ignoring resolution in existing sub-thread.

[cliffordu]

21. Gay porn. Remark about doing something to yourself

[boppers]

30. Obligatory report for offensiveness content

Anger at having feelings hurt.

Bizarrely questioning prior poster's patriotism and dedication to civil rights.

[cliffordu]

34. Brag about friends of various races not my own...

Brag on fake Air National Guard flying record.

Insult here for not being a "real DU'er"

[boppers]

39. Demand service papers

Demand service locations, times, and discharge data

[cliffordu]

49. Threaten to put on "Ignore" list without responding to post, at all.

Insert patriotic flag and obscene gesture smiley face here:

(edit speling) (sic)

[boppers]

53. Counter ignore, but not before claiming opponent was a fake.

:patriot:

[cliffordu]

57. Reply quoting exact claim towards you, completely blank post after that.

:hi:

:patriot:

[TK421]

59. Am I witnessing a war of two Brits here?

[boppers]

62. Anger about the UK messing in US politics.

Fuming about the war of 1776.

[cliffordu]

67. Suddenly switching to bopper's side, ganging up on tk421

for intimating that bopper and I are 'foreign fighters'

[cliffordu]

91. Repeating challenge over "brit" comment

namecalling, generally nasty discourse.

[boppers]

95. Anger over sterotypes

Calling people names.

[boppers]

96. Quick apology, total contriteness.

Blaming alcohol.

[cliffordu]

100. Reiterating change of sides, now ganging up on tk421

lite joke about scorecard and players

[bigbrother05]

258. Pompous, self indulgent laundry list of personal stories inflated to mythological proportions

Repeated references to brushes with greatness to emphasize longevity as a party stalwart to overwhelm any counter claims of differing views.

[Hissyspit]

245. Posting of popcorn-munching smiley icon

[boppers]

250. Insulted that you would consider our issues your fodder...

icon.

[Hissyspit]

257. Locking

Mildly successful moderator humor involving the words 'inflammatory' AND 'flammatory.'

[Skittles]

2. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

no long arguments from me :7

[boppers]

7. VEILED THREATS! CLAIM TO POWER!

I will now tell you how cool and bad-ass I am, and threaten to report you instead.

[TK421]

68. You obviously don't know Skittles just as you don't know JACK

[boppers]

72. Anger at being insulted.

Rabis insistence that I know somebody named Jack.

[TK421]

74. What, or who is rabis?

:shrug:

[boppers]

78. Disgrunted acceptance of having posted too fast.

Correcting spelling to "rabid".

[TK421]

97. Disgruntled acceptance of spell check not posted fast enough for MY response

and you post YOUR correction at that point...well...you smoke crack...not my problem, yours....deal

[Skittles]

117. LOL boppers

you are cracking me up :D

[boppers]

121. Anger at being patronized.

Feeling hurt, and asking for friends to share their feelings, too.

[Skittles]

124. I........ER..............

the aniversary of my dad's death from suicide is April 1 - this time of year always gets me down :(

[boppers]

129. Guilt at unfortunate timing.

Personal statement. (sent via IM)

[TK421]

71. Oh...and Skittles is THE resident ass-kicker here

just so you know...make yourself comfortable

[boppers]

73. Snarley mockery

Self-aggrandizement, boasting, etc.

[TK421]

77. Self jack-assery...post retard-ary...blah, blah, blah...any others you would like to spew tonight?

[boppers]

80. Mocks name-calling ability.

Makes references to childhood education, and skill advancement.

[TK421]

64. PLEASE kick these guys asses!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Awww shit! I don't know what the FUCK is going on there!!!

[boppers]

76. Giggles at current threat depth.

Happiness at meta-jokery, angry at not being taken seriously.

[TK421]

81. Is this the Riddler from the Batman comics I'm speaking to?

You certainly talk like him....or maybe you are Yoda? Can you use the Force? I can use the force! the force of IGNORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boppers]

84. Notes meta can go meta-meta.

Wonders what a meta-meta-meta-ignore does.

Goes back to snarking on politics.

[TK421]

93. Keep smoking that crack...it will get you places...

what places, I'm not sure

[boppers]

101. Total redaction

I did not mean to write this.

[mythyc]

144. atem atem atem atem pool loop meta meta meta

[Skittles]

119. I don't know either but

I find it very entertaining! :thumbsup:

[JeffR]

3. Waste? I think not. If nothing else, you've earned a Duzy Award.

FWIW.

[boppers]

9. ANGER AT NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

Statement of personal involvement of a lifetime of sweat, being mocked by others as a cheap joke.

Complaint about the party forgetting us old-timers.

[TK421]

104. Dude...who could honestly take ANYTHING you post seriously?

You sound like you are maybe fifteen years old....maybe sixteen? You probably got your first pubic hair about a week ago? ( I personally think you are a late bloomer, and taking that frustration out on your keyboard...and that is probably your only outlet for your frustration at this point in your miserable existence ) ....ahhhhhh....hahahaha..anyway....get to bed. Mom is probably blowing the mailman now, I know....but you need to get up tomorrow for school and learn the shit that you think you already know. Go now.........nighty, night

[boppers]

108. Indignancy at poster not maintaining meta posting style

Sadness that poster is a meta-ist, that is discriminatory towards meta-posters.

Crying for sympathy.

[TK421]

127. You seem to be the only one that's crying....CRY, EMO KID!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boppers]

131. Making unconfortable joke about the only one in the room not getting it.

Shrugging and seeing where this will go.

[TK421]

153. Sadly enough...everyone in the lounge understands that joke, you fool

hey...maybe you would like to try round #15 with me as far as the game of wits is concerned....would you like to do that? Would you like to play? :evilgrin:

edited to add: Oh, won't you please say yes, for the purpose of my gratification of humiliating you on this message board ( which seems to be your world, after all ) and you came here throwing around your shit, so now you have to answer for it.....\

Are you man ( or woman ) enough to ante up with a wits match? come on, mate......I'm right here

[boppers]

156. I shall put Iocane in a glass.

Which one do you choose?

[TK421]

163. I choose the one that says "you are a prepubescent kid who just had his first wet dream"

How's that? Fits, yes?

[boppers]

We shall drink from both glasses, then, yes?

[TK421]

172. I'm not drinking from a glass, so I guess you're drinking by yourself, yes?

:D

[boppers]

177. Wow, you're totally out of reference frame. My apologies.

The movie is the "The Princess Bride". Good film.

[TK421]

182. Princess Bride...yes....it would have helped someone if you said something like

"This is from ( this movie ) here!!!!......." But alas....you did not, and I am a big fan of Princess Bride. It's a good thing your career isn't in marketing....cause those skills really blow...

[TK421]

175. crickets....crickets....

[mythyc]

152. meta-ism ... you are my new lodi-idol

[myrna minx]

44. Baffling unrelated response, clearly meant for another thread

existing an another open window.

[boppers]

54. LOLcats tangent.

Funny cat image here.

[myrna minx]

56. Blush emoticon due the "edit post" time has expired.

[SwampG8r]

65. rude comment

about posting in the proper place
point out grammatical errors

[boppers]

69. Complaint about self-styled grammar nazis...

Who don't use capital letters or punctuation properly.

[bhikkhu]

88. completely inarticulate keyboard romp

[boppers]

92. Statement of confusion.

Multiple questions of context and meaning.

[bhikkhu]

106. WELCOME to IGNORE/ALERT/RACIST/SEXIST HELL!!!!!

and some difficult to transcribe insinuations, seeming to rely mostly on colloquialisms.

[boppers]

111. Statement of being unhappy to have upset you.

Offer to be friends.

[americanstranger]

120. Accusation of kiss-uppery.

Inquiry as to whether you were teacher's pet in school.

Application of snarky nickname.

- as

[boppers]

123. Angry rejection of your theory.

Humble acceptance of your theory.

[americanstranger]

130. Undeclared truce.

Wary agreement.

- as

[boppers]

134. Snarky joke about native americans.

Truce acceptance.

[americanstranger]

136. Reference to sports team with unfortunate name.

Speculation as to what owners were thinking.

- as

[TK421]

107. Can't you even type properly?

Get a fucking life, won't you?

[boppers]

115. Response to meet rage with love.

Totally senseless actual message of rage, that does not match subject.

[americanstranger]

132. Blanket condemnation of opposition.

Huffy one-liner.

- as

[boppers]

137. Excessive quotation of many, many speeches.

Hundreds of lines of quotes.

Only original text is:
"See?"

[Jim Sagle]

4. It's Meta Time!

:beer:

[boppers]

11. Sadness as having one's perspective mocked.

Question about being ignored.

[americanstranger]

15. Further derision towards perspective.

Inquiry as to thickness of skin, obvservation that 'politics ain't bean bag,' recommendation to join a less vigorous forum.

ROFL smiley.

- as

[boppers]

19. Claims about DU, about perspectives.

Rule citation.

Rule citation.

Rule citation.

Rule citation.

Rule citation.

Rule citation.

Rule citation.

Rule citation.

Rule citation.

Veiled threat.

[americanstranger]

23. Sarcastic admission of fear.

Observation that veiled threat is also a violation of rules, accusation of hypocrisy.

Alert threat.

- as

[boppers]

32. Clarification that threat was upstream, and was merely countering.

Apologizes enough to not be alerted, but still be argued with.

[americanstranger]

35. Self-righteous putdown.

Insincere wish that you have a good day.

- as

[boppers]

40. Threat to ignore you, without doing it.

Mocking text.

[americanstranger]

52. Escalation of mockery.

Assertion that you must have the last word along with invitation to use it.

- as

[boppers]

55. Allowing you to have the last word, for the next 20-30 times.

Until I have it.

[americanstranger]

66. Refusal to play 'silly games.'

Vow to stop responding, despite this response.

- as

[boppers]

82. Notes the repsonse.

Offers the last word.

[americanstranger]

85. Reiteration of promise not to respond.

Question regarding poster's mental health, exhortation to step away from computer.

Question regarding the color of the sky in your world.

- as

[boppers]

89. Response of happiness and joy, and giving you the last word.

Attempt to show graciousness.

[americanstranger]

94. Half-hearted statement of solidarity.

Hug emoticon.

Vow to stop being rude.

- as

[CarbonDate]

256. Gratuitous stirring of pot.

Blatant obliviousness to existing conflict resolution.

[LiberalAndProud]

5. Something INFLAMMATORY in reply.

And I can't believe that I'm the first one to jump on your ASS for say that in so many, many words as a replacement for saying something in a concise or simple way.

alert and ignore

you are dead to me

[americanstranger]

10. Complementary snark.

Agreement and praise for your inflammatory reply, including a derogatory remark about the OP's sexuality, and a general remark about the mindlessness of all who support the same candidate.

Kool Aid reference.

- as

[boppers]

13. Corporatist reference.

Flavor-aid, not Kool aid.

As far as the OP goes, veiled flirtation about sexuality, with hidden threat.

[americanstranger]

17. GMTA.

LOL.

- as

[boppers]

22. Request for clarification.

Most insulting meaning of an acronym chosen, hurt feelings expressed.

[americanstranger]

28. Look it up yourself.

Declaration that posters here are not anyone's private research staff.

Assurance that Google is a friendly entity.

- as

[boppers]

36. Statement of being Insulted that a name was thrown at them.

Complaint about angry at being talked to like a child.

[americanstranger]

38. Sarcastic cyber-pat on head.

Condescending expression of insincere sympathy.

Devil smiley.

- as

[boppers]

42. Snarly anger about the party being "bad"...

because nobody takes it seriously anymore!

[TK421]

112. Another Gen-Xer perhaps? Ignored by the rest of us? Another of the

"feel sorry for me" crowd? Well FUCK YOU....and, by the way....GET LOST!!!

[LiberalAndProud]

41. did Name Ignored say something mean about me?

cover me, k?

smiley hug

[boppers]

43. Awww...

emoticons to express basic movements and affection.

[boppers]

16. False ignore response

Out of sequence response to something upthread that you did not say.

Gratuitous insult.

Mention of FR.

[LiberalAndProud]

WTF?

smiley shrug

[boppers]

222. You don't take us seriously? n/t

[BadgerKid]

8. *signified with support and/or approval* n/t

[boppers]

24. Claim that fence-sitters are not true believers.

Unwarranted accusations.

[americanstranger]

135. complete and total misinterpretation of your point.

Emotional, semi-coherent rant.

- as

[boppers]

138. Attempt to explain, using Cthulu mythos and a sock.

Additional variations on the explanation.

[americanstranger]

157. Signification of understanding, with qualifications.

Semi-annoying nit-picking of small point.

- as

[boppers]

160. Acceptance of small point, with niggling qualifications.

...and only in specific instances.

[americanstranger]

167. General agreement.

Correction of small detail, further nit-picking.

- as

[boppers]

174. Annoyance at your nit-picking, complaining about missing "the big picture"

[americanstranger]

179. Return to original argument with added snark.

Vociferous disagreement, citation of semi-relevant link.

- as

[bhikkhu]

12. (A reply here - but you are on Ignore! )

[boppers]

25. False ignore reported with an alert.

[americanstranger]

98. Moronic non-sequitor. n/t

- as

[americanstranger]

99. Moronic non-sequitor. n/t

- as

[mythyc]

168. self-righteous correction of your speling (sic)

god bless DU? NO NO NO! GOD DAMN du

[americanstranger]

176. Admission that mis-spelling was a trap!

Long representation of laugh in all caps with multiple exclamation points.

- as

[mythyc]

188. bites elbow

god damn DU, no no no, GOD BLESS du

[americanstranger]

102. Self-delete. Dupe.

- as

[meow mix]

26. K&R

good post

condense it all down to 3 sentences and were in business.

[myrna minx]

33. Anger and retort

Gnashing of teeth in the spring
who will win this time?

[boppers]

47. Totally unrelated side thread.

Query about your sig line.

[americanstranger]

109. Explanation of sig line.

Long-winded personal reminiscence.

Regional in-joke and/or sports reference.

- as

[boppers]

118. Funny anecdote related to in-joke and/or sports reference.

Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference. Many lines of text about in-joke and/or sports reference.

Anyways, Hi!

[americanstranger]

126. Agreement that those were the Good Old Days.

Statement of mutual geezerhood, intimation that younger posters will not comprehend profundity of subject.

- as

[boppers]

141. Anger about the insensitivity towards the youth of today

Complaint about reverse ageism.

[americanstranger]

162. Gratuitous 'diaper change' joke.

Invitation to return upon appearance of first chest hair.

- as

[boppers]

170. Anger at sexist staments that require women to have chest hair.

Screaming and pleading.

Some snarking.

[americanstranger]

181. Gratuitous mother-in-law joke.

Admission of being facetious.

- as

[boppers]

186. Hillary as a Mother-in-law reference.

Snarliness.

[americanstranger]

190. Complaint from Clinton supporter.

Snarky comment about 'Obamabots.'

Self-congratulatory statement about being above such posts.

- as

[boppers]

45. Anger at editorial judgment.

Self Righteous complaint.

[myrna minx]

27. *****WRINGING HANDS******

Rips up entire kleenex box of tissues with CONCERN!!1!

[boppers]

50. Honest response about CONCERN.

Brazillion URL's suppled.

[americanstranger]

75. Sarcastic expression of insincere thanks for concern. n/t

- as

[boppers]

86. Pleading response of sincerity.

Followed by snark.

[myrna minx]

87. Claim that the sarcastic response singlehandedly made me

decide not to support your candidate. *shakes head in disgust*

[americanstranger]

103. Comparison to behavior of Republicans.

Assurance that your vote will not be missed.

- as

[boppers]

125. Insinuation that poster may be a plant.

Note that others have made the insinuation, not self.

[americanstranger]

128. THIRD reiteration of liberal credentials.

Indignation, weak rejoinder.

- as

[boppers]

142. Wonders why credentials have to be repeated.

Insinuates credentials may be weak.

[bhikkhu]

46. THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS FLARES...umm

somewhere at somebody.

[boppers]

58. Complaint about a violent threat.

[bhikkhu]

63. Let it sink - send the trolls down with the ship!

[americanstranger]

60. Statement of absolute disbelief.

Questioning of source material. Indication of the direction of Free Republic.

- as

[bhikkhu]

70. Statement of absolute derision

clearly not one of us!

[bhikkhu]

79. Welcome to ignore, buddy!

wait - that's my own post...

[americanstranger]

90. Declaration of fundamental cowardice

involved in using the 'ingore' function.

Use of word 'cult' and exhortation to think for one's self.

- as

[americanstranger]

83. Reiteration of liberal credentials mentioned upthread.

Expression of dismay at to the future of the party.

Threat to leave DU and never come back.

- as

[boppers]

105. Complaints about past behavior

Statement of Snarly hatred.

[bhikkhu]

113. Innapropriate insult, with lots of exclamation points.

[boppers]

143. Alert threat

But since you agree with me, will not follow though.

[mythyc]

183. .

.

.

.

.

.

.:nuke:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :nuke: .

.

.

.

.

.

[americanstranger]

114. Threat to alert, escalation of snark.

Vague references to physical violence and geographic proximity.

Equally vague warning about opening email.

- as

[boppers]

146. Anger about geography.

Sadness expressed as a plea to reason.

[americanstranger]

159. Regretful concession.

Sincere apology and agreement.

Group hug smiley.

- as

[boppers]

161. Silly smily happy face.

[TK421]

116. blah, blah, blah

that's all we hear from you, asshole

[americanstranger]

122. Criticism of willful obtuseness.

Inquiry as to which side you are on, insinuation of freeperhood.

- as

[TK421]

145. blah, blah, blah..

more ....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.....save it for your Queen, asshole!

[boppers]

164. Note that your third "blah" had five periods/stops, and thus, was not correct.

Other whining here.

[TK421]

187. Sorry...I forgot the other BLAH

so there!

[boppers]

149. generic complaint response

[FlyingSquirrel]

110. You catch on quick. NT

[TK421]

158. I'm beginning to think that a Dalek posted this thread

If you know anything about Dr. Who, that is.....

[boppers]

180. EXTEMINATE TK421.

EXTErMINATE TK421. EXTErMINATE TK421.EXTErMINATE TK421. EXTErMINATE TK421. EXTErMINATE TK421. EXTErMINATE TK421. EXTErMINATE TK421. EXTErMINATE TK421. EXTErMINATE TK421. EXTErMINATE TK421.

Oh, wait, no. I'm not a Dalek.


But I can correct spellings!

[TK421]

191. Nope .....you're no Dalek.....I think Dalek are older than 14

but hey, kid...I hope you had a good time here...and I hope you learned some stuff, and all that....hehehehehe :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

WILL YOU FUCKING GET TO BED ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boppers]

198. I'M LIEK 63 ALREADY!

WHY DO YOU MAKE FUN OF MY AGE?

[TK421]

215. AW FUCK!!!@@@$

I didn't know you were 63! You old codger! Get off your walker, old man!! :popcorn:

[TK421]

228. Extemitate?

huh? Is there no "R" in your language? You speak DALEK!!! AH-HA!!!!!!!!!!!

[boppers]

233. TK421: I just want to make you happy.

Are you happy now?

[BlooInBloo]

133. Obviously you're not a true Democrat.

[boppers]

151. Anger at loyalties being questioned.

Indignant response.

[bhikkhu]

140. K&R. Someone must set a good example, after all.

[Hissyspit]

147. Vain appeal to rationality.

[Hissyspit]

148. Announcement of discovery of tombstone in profile of OP.

[boppers]

154. Anger over mis-characterization.

Amusement about meta TS activity.

[Hissyspit]

150. Yawn.

[americanstranger]

155. Accusation regarding apathetic mindset.

Semi-positive exhortation to undefined 'action.'

- as

[Hissyspit]

166. Ironic use of photo-shopped image

to mock ludicrous exhortation.

[americanstranger]

173. Objection to image.

Request to edit post in the name of simple decency.

- as

[Hissyspit]

178. Mocking of concept, including link.

to definition. As well, accusation of freeper-like insensitivity to freedom of speech.

[americanstranger]

184. Indignant response.

Statement of date and time of joining DU.

Rueful declaration that this would never have been tolerated on the 'old' DU.

General lamentation on level of discourse.

- as

[Hissyspit]

242. Acknowledgement of unexpected mutual agreement

[americanstranger]

244. Hug smiley.

Wave smiley!

{/meta)Every time I try to get out of this thread, they drag me back in....(meta)

- as

[boppers]

251. Conditional hug smiley.

Now we're mobsters?

[LiberalAndProud]

165. This thread is still here? Where are the mods?

[BlooInBloo]

169. Busy laughing at a quality thread, I would guess.

[Hissyspit]

171. Requisite reminder of rules concerning mod 'calling out'

including accusation to obliviousness that it is 2 a.m. on Sunday night/Monday morning.

[LiberalAndProud]

185. Post above has been hastily deleted.

smiley blush

[americanstranger]

192. Good!

Statement of disbelief, snap judgment regarding poster.

- as

[Hissyspit]

249. Use of the term pwned.

[Baconfoot]

193. blanket, unsupported statement that the party is being ruined by arguments such as that in OP NT

[boppers]

204. Anger that the late night crowd is rude.

Timezone accusation.

[Baconfoot]

213. self-contradictory statement regarding why the post above is not deserving of a response NT

[boppers]

219. Refuses to respond to no response.

Also, I need a shave.

[mythyc]

194. alerts every single post on this thread

passes out, wakes up, sends angry letter of complaint to Skinner, zones out, writes note to self to never come back to DU ever again (today)

hugs the :argh: emoticon and promises to make up (but not to anyone on this thread)

[boppers]

207. Sends hugs to mythyc

[mythyc]

216. cries on shoulder

then stabs in the back, but only in metaphorical italics

nonetheless appreciates the hugs but cringes for the ulterior judas meme agenda

[anonymous171]

195. Dismisses the entire article as biased shilling after reading only the first sentence.

[americanstranger]

199. Thinly veiled troll accusation. n/t

- as

[anonymous171]

202. Ubiquitous reminder that calling people "trolls" is against the rules while reversing the accusation

onto the accuser, making references to the date joined and their post count.

[americanstranger]

206. FOURTH reiteration of liberal credentials!

Plea to stop name-calling and deal in facts.

- as

[boppers]

210. Notes repeated statements of credentials, feels sad.

[mythyc]

205. Thickly unveiled fairy recusation

wait, did that come out right?

fails to engage shrug emoticon

[americanstranger]

208. Indignant reply.

Lecture on use of word 'fairy.'

- as

[boppers]

214. Meta lecture on lecturing on fairy.

Righteous anger slung.

[americanstranger]

221. Personal anecdote explaining indignation over use of term.

Plea for greater sensitivity.

- as

[boppers]

226. Apologizes for the use of the word.

Could you suggest a better one?

[americanstranger]

230. Impassioned clarification.

Assurance that no offense was taken, failure to offer a replacement word.

- as

[boppers]

211. Posts confused response.

[mythyc]

but but but but but but but but but but but but

he meant the opposite of troll fairy.... chased out of DU by PC Thugs, self-excavates tombstone, comes back as ironical reincarnation of self<full(less)>ness-ism

[Baconfoot]

197. bizarre tie-in to unrelated non-scandal involving the candidate of preference of the OP NT

[americanstranger]

201. Dismissal of source material.

Scolding over referring web site source material came from.

- as

[anonymous171]

209. Links to posts where the dismisser cited said site as credible evidence

against their candidate's opponent.

[americanstranger]

217. Justification of earlier links.

Diversionary insult.

- as

[anonymous171]

227. Laughs at justification.

Derogatory term for supporters of the opposing candidate. Feigned pity and exasperation.

[americanstranger]

231. Ignore threat. n/t

- as

[Baconfoot]

218. Referrals to twenty seven websites that have picked up the same story including the same copy. NT

[americanstranger]

224. Blanket Dismissal.

Gratuitous insult, inquiry as to amount of alcohol consumed recently/request to smoke some of whatever you're smoking.

- as

[Baconfoot]

200. self-contradictory appeal for people to stop posting in response to threads such as the OP

Appeal to keep the boards clean of flame bait.

[americanstranger]

203. Expression of thanks for bump.

Disingenuous snark.

- as

[Baconfoot]

220. misunderstanding of snark as sincerely meant

Expression of gratitude for concession

[mythyc]

237. accuses conccession as sign of weakness

abuses poster for abandoning candidate (unless it turns out to be the opposition candidate, in which case welcomes the poster to the new frontier)

[mythyc]

212. Angrily goes to alternative message board and recruits army of freeper kickers

[boppers]

229. Honors the rockettes.

[mythyc]

232. sends boppers an IM mischeviously thanking him for the secret kick

plots next kick

[mythyc]

234. checks boppers' profile worried that he may be a she

sees no gender indicated, runs away screaming in fear of gender-discrimination accusation

(i.e. dude looks like a lady???)

[boppers]

239. I have long hair, long nails, and a kilt/skirt.

I await a blue ribbon.

[mythyc]

247. offers twisted color laughy taffy, that's always safe....

http://bradkent.com:8080/images/bradkent.com/wrappers/wrappers/willy-wonka/laffy_taffy_strawberry.gif

[cbayer]

223. You taught me this!!

¡¡ʞɔoɹ noʎ

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

225. Reply that you are consumed by bovine excrement and are flying mammal insane!

[americanstranger]

235. Citation of DU rules.

Vague put-down of your candidate of choice.

Wave smiley.

- as

[Maddy McCall]

252. All-caps request that you exhale it out your bottom sphincter....

and masticate on my gluteous maximus.

And a threat to alert.

:D

[Baconfoot]

236. clarification of earlier remarks which amounts to an out-and-out retraction

Nonetheless maintaining that the original point was sound

[boppers]

240. Argues tiny point.

Insists that point is lynchpin for all discussion.

[Baconfoot]

246. degenerate insult of the type only brought out when another poster makes an excellent post NT

[americanstranger]

238. Exits thread to go to sleep.

Sincerely thanks OP for providing a fun thread.

(/meta)

- as

[mythyc]

241. calls non-insomniac a wuss

sends IM, says don't mean it, and sleep tight

goes bsck on guard in case anyone accuses em of being soft on crime

[boppers]

253. Silly phrase: You let rapists out, don't you!

Bizarre rhetoric.

[Baconfoot]

243. Haughty statement that one of the above posters is on ignore

Dismissal of the poster which indicates that the posters posts have actually been read.

[bhikkhu]

248. All are on ignore. Entire thread is invisible.

Edit - pm to let me know if something is going on here!

[Guava Jelly]

254. farfegnugen

:mad: Great rant..And so true :thumbsup:

[bigbrother05]

259. Gratuitous kvetch about a senseless OP cluttering up the Greatest Page

Passing snark at a low post total.

[Warren Stupidity]

260. Alerted! Ignored! Striking! Sinking! Stinking! and Locked!