Our sinister plot is working..

[walldude]

We already have the racist vote, and the sexist vote, and the messiah/cult vote. Now we have the anti-baby vote. Stole it right out from under the Clintons. Muhahahahahaha!

Now, we can't sit back on out laurels, there is still the pedophile vote, the serial killer vote, the school shooter vote, the "talking on the phone while driving" vote, and the "15 items in the 10 item line" vote. These forgotten segments of the electorate are important and Obama must work hard to get these people in his camp. After all, there is no way Obama can beat McCain without the "I hate my baby" vote.

Meanwhile, the battle rages on for the "I have a giant bug up my ass" vote.

[Maddy McCall]

1. And you have this vote!

Congratulations!!

[walldude]

6. LOL.. I forgot the Shepard vote!!

I'm just glad we don't have the "I'm so perfect with my perfect little family vote". Those lying fundie types really get on my nerves. They'd be much happier with the war hero guy.. I'd rather spend 100 years in hell with an honest man than 5 years in heaven with a hypocrite.

[RichardRay]

8. If they vote, we'll take'em

They look like good, hard workers. I got nothing against them.

[walldude]

13. How dare you not be insulted by the clever

"holier than thou" vote. She called you a sheep! Why aren't you cowering beneath the insidious cleverness behind this response! :rofl:

[MercutioATC]

17. Obaaama

...I'm willing to take a little heat to get the right person elected.

They can call us sheep as long as they realize that, in November, they're going to be voting with us :)

[walldude]

26. The problem is, many of them aren't..

I give the Hillary folks a hard time, they deserve it, however I will be firmly behind all of them(you too Maddy :* ) should Hillary get the nomination. Sure I'm a wise ass, sure I make bad jokes, sure I can't stand the whole "holier than thou" campaign the Hillary supporters here are running, it doesn't mean I don't know what's at stake here, and it doesn't mean I'm stupid enough to vote for McCain. We have the same problem, too many people take this crap personally, they are going to let their pride get in the way of their vote with some false sense of outrage... McCain needs to go down.

[MercutioATC]

28. I don 't believe that.

In any primary, things get heated and people claim that they won't vote for the other nominees, but, hell, I voted for Kerry.

Most of them will vote for the candidate as, as much as it pains me to say if Clinton is that person, will I.


The owe get this primary over, the sooner we'll start working together.

[walldude]

29. I hope you are right...

I had a couple "exchanges" today with people like that though. One person even insisted they were going to support McCain on DU. Thinks the rules don't apply to him/her..

[Bonobo]

32. Keep it up. Soon you will have to keep your hateful opinion to yourself about Obama.

And yes, you are insulting me and other Obama supporters by calling us 'sheep'.

You seem to want to pretend that you are better, Maddy, but from what I see, you are one of most intentionally hurtful poo-flingers.

[Flabbergasted]

2. *chuckle* nice nt

[JVS]

3. Gentlemen, to evil!

:toast:

[Neshanic]

4. Maybe you can work on that gay vote.

[walldude]

9. Well, my gay son and his friends are all in the Obama camp.

So I'd settle for a split, we Obamatons only want the full vote from the evil, I hate babies voting block.

[SwampG8r]

25. do you think

that just because i once posted a recipe for virgin island jerk bbq baby i will have to be renounced and condemned?

yumm yummm yummmm
now THAT is some good eating

[SoonerPride]

10. Already got it. Here I am.

ok?

[Neshanic]

14. Well that's it I guess. Looks like you got us all lined up.

[shadowknows69]

11. We got Michael Stipe

He'll bring friends

[JayFredMuggs]

5. pssst............the CLINTON camp has the "bug up the ASS" vote

So we'd better figure out a way to make them change..........

Nah......we'll never get anyone who has a bug up the ass to change.

[WillyT]

7. The Clinton Camp IS The Bug Up The Ass Vote !!!

:evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

16. Perhaps the navigationally-challenged bugs ....

... (no... nevermind). :shrug:

:hide:

[Erin Elizabeth]

12. What about the

"I just like to have a burger and a beer of a Friday night and be left alone with my CSI" camp?

Very important voting bloc. Millions of people.

Also, foot fetishists. They're sick of being ignored. From what I understand.

[walldude]

19. Sorry, Law and Order guy here

You CSI folks will have to settle for Hillary... :rofl:

Oh and the foot fetish people, once you open the door to that kind of thing you have to let in the leather and whips crowd, the bondage crowd, and the "people who have sex in positions other then missionary" crowd...

Come to think of it, if Hillary gets those people I'm switching sides :evilgrin:

[KAZ]

15. Maddy will fight you to the death on that last one.

Just kidding. :)

[MercutioATC]

20. Wine just came out of my nose....and it hurts....and it's your fault!

Well played, though :)

[walldude]

21. Maddy would fight me to the death over the color of the sky

on a clear day. Who am I to argue with her. If she says Obama is anti-baby, who am I to argue. :rofl:

[MercutioATC]

23. Be careful, the sun hasn't risen...she's still among us.

[KAZ]

24. Careful. I'm drinking wine too, ya know!

:rofl:

[burythehatchet]

18. uneducated 80+ yr olds who took sniper fire are gonna be a hard get

[NC_Nurse]

22. You forgot the all important America-haters vote. We've got that hands

down! And the Reagan-lovers vote too. ;-)

[sniffa]

27. And the single non-punished mom vote

:woohoo:

[Neshanic]

30. Toddlers. You missed toddlers. They have issues.

[walldude]

31. Hell yeah they do, just when you think the

baby punishment is over (you know, no sleep, poop and puke) then you move on to the blessings of food on the furniture, torturing the family pet, and a 4 year old wise ass.

Which is nothing compared to the blessings of teenagers. Parties, wrecked cars, late nights with no phone calls and the all important, "my parents know nothing compared to me" attitude.

Yep, being a parent is all blessings and fun and games!