I have a huge announcement to make. Read on.

[Hawkeye-X]

I am changing my endorsement of Obama to Hillary because I just found out from a reliable source that Obama supports dihydrogen monoxide!

Dihydrogen monoxide is poison!

ARRRRRGHHHHH!



































Dihydrogen monoxide is water!

[FrenchieCat]

1. Hahahaha!

I Knew that!























No I didn't! :rofl:

APRIL FOOLS!

[Swamp Rat]

2. Not April 1st here yet.

in 60 seconds, I will be fooled. :D

[backscatter712]

3. DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE - THE HIDDEN KILLER!!!

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:


* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

:evilgrin:

[thevoiceofreason]

4. Never trust dihydrogen monoxide

Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

[Thepricebreaker]

5. These April Fools Threads are getting stupid..