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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:49 AM
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I seriously want to see the "bowl off"
I really am curious to see who would win. I think Hillary would take Barack pretty handily. I am an Obama supporter, by the way. I thought it was actually funny. Good to see she has a sense of humor and can show it.
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:50 AM
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1. He's Athletic And Coordinated
Given some training he can bowl a respectable score- in the 130's to 150's...
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BigDDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:09 PM
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28. He bowled a 37
I could do better than that blindfolded (really)
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:12 PM
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29. I Don't Think He Plays Much
Maybe his buddy , Jerome Bettis, who bowled a perfect 300 can teach him...

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BigDDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:24 PM
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30. Clearly.
The folksy/working man thing didn't work out so well.
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:50 AM
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2. I think whomever wrote that for her should be fired immediately.
It was worse than the Rocky thing.
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JimGinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:52 AM
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6. It Was Lame - But I Will Give Her Some Credit...
Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 11:58 AM by JimGinPA
For knowing it was April Fool's Day.
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:54 AM
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11. lol.
True enough. She does seem to know what day it is. :hi:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:57 AM
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and the delivery tone was odd...
Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 11:57 AM by FLDem5
really tense - everyone understood it was satire - she would have been better served to keep it light.

it was awkward to watch, instead of charming and funny.
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:01 PM
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22. It was painful!
Charming and funny isnt something she seems to be able to pull off well. And adding all those attacks in there made her little "joke" a little less than light-hearted to say the least.
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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:51 AM
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3. It was funny stuff. It really was. I wonder why no one laughed though...
1. Either her delivery sucked, or

2. She is not seen as funny because of all the posion from her mouth lately, or

3. She is not seen as funny because her campaign is a tragedy.

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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:53 AM
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7. Did you hear the ohhhhhhh's from the crowd when she made that gutter comment?
Even in a "joke" she cant stop the low blows. Its sad.
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:55 AM
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13. She used it as an opportunity to roll in the gutter herself.
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:58 AM
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16. Totally.
They took all her personal attacks on Obama... twisted them into a bowling pun... and then tried to call it a "joke". Come ON. How stupid and obvious can they be?
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:00 PM
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20. I think maybe she just doesn't have a funny bone.
The "snipers in Bosnia" thing actually would work, if delivered as a joke. I think that maybe she first presented it as a joke, but nobody laughed and she was stuck with it. C'mon, really. "If a place is too dangerous for the President, they send the 1st Lady. And their daughter." Classic absurdity. "We had to duck and run from the sniper fire." A fundamental tenet of humor is exaggeration.

Problem is, when a joke falls flat, you gotta make a joke of the joke, not just let it lie there. Any comic, or politician, knows that.
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ericgtr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:52 AM
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4. Colbert showed a clip of Hillary bowling under sniper fire last night
It was hilarious!
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Georgie_92 Donating Member (313 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:54 AM
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10. LOL.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:58 AM
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17. oh man, I'm hitting the TiVo list now
thanks for the heads up, I thought it was another week of re-runs.
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ericgtr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:06 PM
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26. Don't get me started about the reruns lol
I get really bent out of shape about that.. See here if you really want to see me bitch :rofl:
http://www.politicalgroove.com/jon-stewart-stephen-colbert/5467-another-vacation.html
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Georgie_92 Donating Member (313 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:52 AM
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5. That was terrible, not very funny at all.
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rox63 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:53 AM
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8. She might beat him at bowling
But he would clobber her at basketball. (which he plays to relax)
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:53 AM
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9. They can have a bowl off in the WH basement after Obama moves in.
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book_worm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:54 AM
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12. Then they could play hoops.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:56 AM
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14. Wasn't she on a bowling team at Yale?
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pkz Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:57 AM
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15. LOL...spare me
can you imagine Hillary picking up a bowling ball?
don't think so.

My family owns two bowling centers, the elites think bowling is the poor man's sport.

btw~ lefties are naturals, I could have Obama bowling a 200 in two weeks.
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:59 AM
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19. She's done it for photo ops before--I swear I saw a pic of her bowling somewhere.
I didn't see whatever the OP is referring to today, though--was it in her "Rocky" speech?
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pkz Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:00 PM
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21. she did say she was a "gutterball bowler"
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:02 PM
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24. Ah, thank you.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 11:59 AM
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18. How about a bowel-off between McSame and Obama
No "Depends" allowed.
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kwenu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:01 PM
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23. When Hillary hits a three pointer she'll get my support. Otherwise...
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:05 PM
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25. I thought it was kind of funny, but yeah everyone did go "ohhh" over the gutter comment
It was just a joke. I guess I have a weird sense of humor. I loved Al Gore's macarena at the 1996 convention as well. Brilliant stuff.
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:29 PM
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31. It might have been funny...
If the Clinton camp hadnt launched serious attacks against Obama for "gutter tactics".

They were serious then.. but now its a joke? I dont think so. Its just creative insults.

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Clinton_campaign_attacks_Obama_for_gutter_0324.html
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RichardRay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:08 PM
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27. I haven't bowled in 40 years, or more...
and I'm an out of shape 60 year old who can barely huff and puff my way up a little mountain. I used to bowl in the mid-200's. I'm pretty sure I could break 200 again with about 8 hours of practice.

I therefore believe that Senator Obama could clean my clock with about the same amount of practice. Argue his fitness to be president of you care to, but look at him hanging in the air, stacked up over his center with the basketball on his chest and looking around to see where his opponents are and you see a pretty fair athelete for somebody who must spend the bulk of his time these days trying to sleep on a bus.

(Save me from the freakin' little duck pins, though. I'd rather just thow rocks at them.)
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:29 PM
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32. It's no surprise he's good at basketball, though....
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-01-08 12:33 PM
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33. It was a well-rehearsed comment..and funny only in the way
Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 12:33 PM by SoCalDem
Henny Youngman was "funny"..

Funny in the way a parent dresses like their kids and tries to be "hip"... :rofl:

Had she truly tossed it off as a flip remark or better yet, as a press release..that would have been funny..

scripted humor is hard to deliver..that's why there are so many part-time/unemployed/starving comedians :)

Obama should send her a bowling ball, bag & shoes..

That would be funny :)
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